what was the last conversation u had

what did the last person say to you? my dad told me to "shut off the lights when you leave the chicken... ssh-shut off the lights when you leave the KITCHEN!!!" (hes a forienger, my moms white though thankfully)

My Dad: Cuppa tea?

Me: Ooh yes please.

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friend1:man these shoulders are expensive 750 honor points,but i dont want to use them,just want to transmog them

me:temptation

friend2:good song

me:you listen to cradle of filth too?

friend2:hells yea

GF: I have something to tell you...

Me: Huh? What is it babe?

GF: We're pregnant... (>^_^)> *-hugzz

Me: Why is it always "we?" I never say "we" have one testicle. >____>

GF: T_T

the last person i spoke to today was via text message and they said "Haha man caves ftw!"

the last person i spoke to today was via text message and they said "Haha man caves ftw!"

taterfrickintot

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the last person i spoke to today was via text message and they said "Haha man caves ftw!"

groovdafied

i might as well post post the messages leading up the that so its less confusing :P

me: im still in the process of decking out my basement and its seriously fun! I should be an interior designer...

friend: yes! haha

me: I found my calling! Too bad its not a very manly one haha

friend: Oh psh as long as you're happy!

me: Ill be a manly interior designer! I'll design biker bars and man caves!

friend: haha man caves ftw!

me: Yes! mine is gonna be awesome!

i assume the friend fell asleep after my response...

It was about how amazing Alabama's defence was and how awful LSU's offence was. Good Lord, I've never seen anything that even approaches it.

why

i don't remember,i just woke up.

why are you doing thisscorch-62

why

Optical_Order

[QUOTE="scorch-62"]why are you doing thishadoken

why

Optical_Order

Dad: You're tired, don't you think it's time to get some sleep?
Me: In a minute, just finishing this here
Dad: Ok, but don't go to bed too late. You've been sleeping too little.

Minecraft stuff with my bro.

Girlfriend: "Well... I'm going to work now... so I'll call you when I get off?"

Me: "Ok, I hope you have a good night at work! Talk to you later"

I made fun of my sister and she told me to "shut up".

Sir Wilson and I had discussed the matter of the stock market. Shenanigins I say! Shenanigins!!!

Girl who I I liked for a while: Hey I'm not busy tonight, wanna go see a movie?
Me: I can't. I have a lot of Chemistry homework.

I just noticed how stupid I was. I'm not even gonna do my chem homework because I just did that! :(

[QUOTE="hadoken"]noobsgroovdafied

to embrasing to say :D

[QUOTE="shadowkiller11"]Standing in silence next this girl Me:Well this is quiet girl:Hmmm me: :(groovdafied

"Please go ready", technically a person didnt say that to me though

Mom: Run to 7-11 to grab some milk

Me: Ok

coworker: I f'n hate dealing with customers

me: I know how you feel. I'm ready to go home and start drinking.

coworker: sounds like an awesome plan to me.

[QUOTE="groovdafied"][QUOTE="hadoken"]noobsscorch-62

Friend: You gonna play another game?

Me: No, I'm going to bad.

A co-worker asked about how I was feeling , as I looked like sh¡t apparently.Had a migraine.

I'm constantly talking to myself. Right now I said, I'm constantly talking to myself, then I wrote it.

Me: Dan, does God hate us?

Dan: Yes he does mate, he hates us a lot.

Me: But why, we're relatively moral, good people?

Dan: Because God is a c*nt, that's why.