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#1 nini200
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I like the Royal word Privy. XD LOL!!!

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#2 194197844077667059316682358889
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It doesn't matter, it still won't come when you call it
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#3 astrozombie37
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the throne. 8) :P

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#4 raiden509
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The throne .

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#5 dracula_16
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I call it a toilet. :o

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#6 no_more_fayth
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Defecation chair.

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#7 SilverChimera
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Usually, the toilet. Sometimes the **** hole.
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#8 Androvinus
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It doesn't matter, it still won't come when you call itxaos
lol you just had to be clever with it.
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#9 ehhwhatever
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sometimes Ralph

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#10 bloodling
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My baby. Just kidding... I don't call it anything, besides, if I did speak to my toilet I doubt it would understand me.

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#11 194197844077667059316682358889
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My baby. Just kidding... I don't call it anything, besides, if I did speak to my toilet I doubt it would understand me.

bloodling
And if it talked back, it'd just end up talking **** all the time
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#12 nottu
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I didn't know people came up with pet names for their toilets...but since we're naming toilets id like to take this time to name my dishwasher......dish-washing action yells nightly...D.W.A.Y.N edit- spelling
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Cookie Monster.
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#14 nini200
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="bloodling"]

My baby. Just kidding... I don't call it anything, besides, if I did speak to my toilet I doubt it would understand me.

And if it talked back, it'd just end up talking **** all the time

:lol: That made my day :lol:
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nini200.
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#17 nini200
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nini200.Dystopian-X
Why YOU Little *rings neck ala The Simpsons*
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#18 nocoolnamejim
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Er...not sure what you're getting at. um... Alfred? Alejando? Bobby? Never really thought about it before. Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh!
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#19 ehhwhatever
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I'm gonna stick with raaalphhh tonight. Oh man I'm gonna raaalph.

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#20 nervmeister
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Brown-mouth Betty.
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#21 nini200
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Er...not sure what you're getting at. um... Alfred? Alejando? Bobby? Never really thought about it before. Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh! nocoolnamejim
Now that deserves Knightship. :lol: Names like "The Porcelain Throne", "The Oval Office", "The Crapper" and so forth but I like Sir Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh. :lol:

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#22 GazaAli
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House of comfort.
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#23 GazaAli
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Brown-mouth Betty.nervmeister
Who ate the chocolate chips cookies :P
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#24 cybrcatter
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OT.
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#25 bloodling
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Brown-mouth Betty.nervmeister

Golden shower Gabrielle

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#26 nervmeister
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[QUOTE="nervmeister"]Brown-mouth Betty.GazaAli
Who ate the chocolate chips cookies :P

Sometimes it's fudge.......with walnuts.
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#27 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="nervmeister"]Brown-mouth Betty.nervmeister
Who ate the chocolate chips cookies :P

Sometimes it's fudge.......with walnuts.

:lol: My god.

[spoiler] chocolate moose [/spoiler]

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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Er...not sure what you're getting at. um... Alfred? Alejando? Bobby? Never really thought about it before. Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh! nini200

Now that deserves Knightship. :lol: Names like "The Porcelain Throne", "The Oval Office", "The Crapper" and so forth but I like Sir Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh. :lol:

Glad you approve! :P
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#29 nini200
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="nervmeister"]Brown-mouth Betty.nervmeister
Who ate the chocolate chips cookies :P

Sometimes it's fudge.......with walnuts.

:lol: :lol:
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#30 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh!

I don't want to visit your house anymore. :(
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#31 agentdandb
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Mr Toilet.

I call it toilet. If people name their toilets....I've lost all hope in the human race ....

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#32 Deihjan
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The electrical chair.
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#33 nocoolnamejim
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh!

I don't want to visit your house anymore. :(

It disturbs me that you wanted to visit to begin with... :o
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#34 cheesyjon
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Jon. :P
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#35 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]The electrical chair.

Your diet must be brutal.
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#36 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Your diet must be brutal.

oh yes
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#37 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Very well...from now on my toilet will be named Sir. Alfred Tiberious Houshmanzadeh!

I don't want to visit your house anymore. :(

It disturbs me that you wanted to visit to begin with... :o

Weren't you the one with the huge LCD? :P
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#38 lamprey263
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..."toilet" of course sometimes call it "the crapper" from rare occasions I've used "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool"
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] I don't want to visit your house anymore. :(

It disturbs me that you wanted to visit to begin with... :o

Weren't you the one with the huge LCD? :P

The LCD is 37". The OTHER 1080P HDTV that my PS3, 360 and surround sound is hooked up to is 61". ;)
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#40 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Your diet must be brutal.

oh yes

Let that be a lesson: don't fall in love with a call girl.
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#41 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] It disturbs me that you wanted to visit to begin with... :onocoolnamejim
Weren't you the one with the huge LCD? :P

The LCD is 37". The OTHER 1080P HDTV that my PS3, 360 and surround sound is hooked up to is 61". ;)

hmmm, that 61 inch'er is either a plasma or or a projector. Either way, it will make nice parting gift after visit.

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#42 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Let that be a lesson: don't fall in love with a call girl.

Not even if she's into sloshing?
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#43 MuddyMaestro
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I call it the toilet. :P

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#44 TheNewEraIcon
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Either Philip or Dr. Phil, he offers me alot of great advice and we have great conversations about relationships with women and life 8)

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#45 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"] Let that be a lesson: don't fall in love with a call girl.

Not even if she's into sloshing?

That sounds tasty, but those are the guidelines.
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#46 cybrcatter
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Either Philip or Dr. Phil, he offers me alot of great advice and we have great conversations about relationships with women and life 8)

TheNewEraIcon
It's funny because Dr. Phil is full of crap irl.
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Bethany.

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#48 nervmeister
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[QUOTE="nervmeister"][QUOTE="GazaAli"] Who ate the chocolate chips cookies :PGazaAli

Sometimes it's fudge.......with walnuts.

:lol: My god.

chocolate moose

Why, me too! Only I put some green food coloring in mine for holiday occassions. Mmm hm hm. :

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#49 zidan4000
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what kind of world this is we are living in ? people call their toilets names now? "shoots himself in the mouth"
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Newspaper seat..
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