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#1 1stCommando
Member since 2003 • 4969 Posts
let's have a rap battle, i'll start
Yo the name's 1stCommando/
I have a thirst for animals/ 
If u diss me for bein from Alabama/ 
i'll hit u with a great big hammer/ 
Yeah i know i'm white/ 
so what? u wanna fight?/ 
If u wanna fight me/ 
i'll hit u in the chest with my knee/ 
I'll be here on my 600 acre cotton farm/ 
with a hot southern belle on both my arms/ 
So give me yo best shot/ 
then you'll learn my rhymes are hot
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#2 enormousaxie
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... :| ... I love rap and all but an OT rap battle...
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#3 1stCommando
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... :| ... I love rap and all but an OT rap battle... enormousaxie
what's wrong? these rhymes too hot for u?
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#4 Fortier
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I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

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#5 1stCommando
Member since 2003 • 4969 Posts

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier
Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare
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#6 KingPeru
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[QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

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#7 MarioFanatic
Member since 2003 • 6153 Posts

*ahem*

MAN ITS TIME TO GET CRUNK

IMA POP MY TRUNK.

...Im done.

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#8 NecroKvltMuffin
Member since 2007 • 9334 Posts

I will crush your skull
Yeah boy your skull
With my big tool
Better watch out
I be creeping behind you
You don't expect it
Then make you moo
Like some sort of cow in a pit

lolwut

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#9 JustPlainLucas
Member since 2002 • 80441 Posts

Gene Gene made a machine.
Joe Joe made it go.
Art Art blew a fart
And blew the whole damn thing apart.

... I didn't write it!

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#10 Fortier
Member since 2004 • 7728 Posts
[QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare

Your rhymes are cliched like a Stallone flick/ your boring and overused $tyle is makin' me sick/ Beakin' my mom is a cage you shouldn't rattle/ she died in 'Nam so we could have this rap battle (thats not true...just thought I should clarify that)/ I'd say you're a worse rapper than 50 Cent/ your retreaded lines aren't even makin' sense/ cause while I'm bustin' out raps with superlative ease/ its seeming to me as thoughyou lack creativity

Fortier, out.

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#11 1stCommando
Member since 2003 • 4969 Posts
[QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

KingPeru

Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

Man you sound like yo all talk
i bet yo mom looks like a hawk
i've got a twelve inch penis
i heard yours looks like my ****ing wenis!
man i bet the only scrawl
you've been in was on Super Smash brothers Brawl
now get off the computer
because you need to go to hooters
and get some ass
so then you can pass gas

yeah that's right
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#12 JustPlainLucas
Member since 2002 • 80441 Posts

Why should I waste my time battling any of yall
I've had more engaging battles rhyming infront of my wall
And if these walls could talk, they would say that I'm the man
Crazy enough that I'm spinning around hanging on my ceiling fan
I like to amuse myself coming upwith the dumbest flows
Booing myself off the stage in the middle of my puppet shows
I even write my own articles to insult myself in the interviews
And battle myself in the mirror just to watch the winner lose.

*goes emo*

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#13 1stCommando
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[QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier

Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare

Your rhymes are cliched like a Stallone flick/ your boring and overused $tyle is makin' me sick/ Beakin' my mom is a cage you shouldn't rattle/ she died in 'Nam so we could have this rap battle (thats not true...just thought I should clarify that)/ I'd say you're a worse rapper than 50 Cent/ your retreaded lines aren't even makin' sense/ cause while I'm bustin' out raps with superlative ease/ its seeming to me as thoughyou lack creativity

Fortier, out.

Where's my snare? i have no snare in my headphones. There you go.. yo yo

man yo words make me wanna puke
i've seen better rappers coming out of a buike
yo words are slurred
and your eyes are blurred
you look like you just smoked a big bag of weed
remember next time, to take out the seeds


yeah i'm tired haha sorry that made no sense whatsoever
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#14 KingPeru
Member since 2004 • 4613 Posts
[QUOTE="KingPeru"][QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

Man that **** is wack
u sound like ur about to crack
Dogg u think i'm gay?
Ask ur mom, cause she's damn sure willing to pay
Cause all the biches i ****
love me and my pick em up truck
Now i know i never won a spelling bee
but next time u wanna battle with me
remember what i say, and come prepared
cause i got the rhymes, that make people wanna stare

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

Man you sound like yo all talk
i bet yo mom looks like a hawk
i've got a twelve inch penis
i heard yours looks like my ****ing wenis!
man i bet the only scrawl
you've been in was on Super Smash brothers Brawl
now get off the computer
because you need to go to hooters
and get some ass
so then you can pass gas

yeah that's right

maaaan, my mom is not a hoe
but ur mom did look like one though
u say i cant rap
and that im all shmack
but let me tell u sumtin
we all know that u r trippin
12 inch penis n*gg* pleaseeeee
ur suck at lying and acting almost like keanu reeves
i can take yo ass in brawl
even in the wii version, RAWR
n nah i aint all talk
i actually do have balls
i'd kick ur ass here and there
pretty much anywhere
now come on guys give me a hot beat
while i stand on his black eyed face,
smilin n sayin CHEEZE

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#15 1stCommando
Member since 2003 • 4969 Posts
man i'm runnin out of words that rhyme, someone else take over haha i'm white what can i say
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#16 MichaeltheCM
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oh dear :|
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#17 Lockedge
Member since 2002 • 16765 Posts

Man, I remember when there was a UCB for rap battles, back when...hell. I can't remember.

NutDave? He always did pretty well. He and Criminal5 I think. Those were awesome rap battles. They even had voting.

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#18 kdt55
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Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo.....turn that beat up.....let me hit that right quick...yeah, I'm feeling this beat...yo, yo, yo, yo yo, yo, yo yo, yo, yo, yo, yo....I got nothing.
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I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier


LMFAO. WIN.
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#20 skullkrusher13
Member since 2004 • 8629 Posts

yo dog, these rhymes be missin it

they make Dr. Dre want to go take a ****

My flow is superior, you'all better listen hear

I got the mad flow just like my pants be filled with dough

And by dough you know what I mean

I have more Benjamins that Rosie O' Donnell has Dairy Queen

Lol, you just got to give it up, my rhymes are so awe-inspiring

In fact, go apply at Burger King I hear they be hiring

You'll be flippin burgers til you die because you just don't have it

Your lacking that one thing they call "talent"

EDIT:

Glitchspot is so annoying

I have to edit all my posts

Its just one big joke

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#21 Sandro909
Member since 2004 • 15221 Posts

oh dear :|MichaeltheCM

Over HERE!

Bring the BEER!

When driving, don't forget to STEER!

My level 99 Ghastly used LEER!

Carry on.