The most hazardous or uncommon thing you have put in your mouth?

Inspired by the tide pods thread, what's the most hazardous or uncommon item you put in your mouth, by accident or free will?

I think for me it's crayons when I was in Primary School/ Elementary. Can't really blame the young me since they really look delicious back then. I pretty believe that's the most uncommon thing I've eaten.

@bush_dog: Hasn't everyone eaten crayons? they aren't even hazardous now, they removed all the chemicals.

I've eaten worms, does that count?

Are there any French GS'ers here? I've also had frogs legs.

Women. ;)

By accident? Cremated pet remains. It wasn't a lot that got in but it was enough.

cigarettes

careful, that'll give you esophageal cancer, just ask Michael Douglas :P

i don't put weird things in my mouth

@bush_dog: Everybody tries crayons as a kid. And dirt.

Worst thing ever in my mouth...is sugar. It's so bad for you!

I remember swallowing some pennies when I was a kid. tasted bad

I can't think of anything very interesting

A bar slag's vag. Everything tastes great when your drunk and high.

Mineral spirits, was painting and reached for my glass of tea not looking and grabbed the wrong glass. Has no real taste in case your wondering and is strangely warm feeling at room temperature.

Just drugs but I wouldn't necessarily call them uncommon.

Antifreeze - by accident.

It has a delicious sweet taste, but catastrophic consequences if swallowed.

The antidote is booze. True story.

Probably glue as a kid

I use to put cigarettes out on my tongue.

True, booze is plan B though. Accidental (or Intentional) Antifreeze ingestion is no joke and can be super dangerous depending on how much he/she quaffed and her body weight. The 1st line best antidote is Fomepizole which is readily abundant in cities/towns. but if you are not near a medical clinic/hospital then yes just reach for the booze.... u would need a lot of booze, unless you have preferably something like Everclear or Bacardi 151

I've had pretty much all truck fluids in my mouth at some point in time. Diesel, motor oil, antifreeze, etc.

Yup, Crayons are non toxic, same with glue, but they're still not meant for eating. Also could a human stomach really digest crayons properly?

Is this Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) inspired?

I'm willing to risk any danger just to eat one. (Double wink*)

I think there's a good back story behind that.

So how did you remove them? Egg yolks? Booze?

No, just a dumb thing to do when I was a teen.

Dangerous? Probably those tools dentists use.

Once for an online dare I put a live scorpion in my mouth. Or more specifically, I put the back half of the scorpion (the part with the stinger) in my mouth so that it looked like a giant scorpion was crawling out of my mouth.

And no, I don't do stuff like that any more. Even though I knew that the scorpion likely wouldn't sting (and that even if it did, the venom wouldn't cause any significant damage), I did know that a sting would HURT.

Also, the more dangerous thing would be whatever germs were on the scorpion. I'm not saying that scorpions are the dirtiest animals ever, but they don't really shower and their limbs are too short for them to scrub down their own backs. Also, they live in dirt. So they've probably got some funky bacteria on them. Don't put stuff like that in your mouth, folks!

Also, once when i was a kid I used to catch those little green anole lizards. And a lot of them would open their mouths to bite. The bites didn't really hurt, though. So one time I got a stupid idea. I caught an anole and it opened its mouth to bite just as expected. So then I stuck out my tongue, and let the lizard bite the tip of my tongue. People were like, "whoah, wtf!" Then, BAM! I kicked things up a notch! With the lizard latched onto the tip of my tongue, I pulled my tongue back in and sucked the entire lizard into my mouth. Both I and the lizard were unharmed, but don't do that, folks!

Also, I admit to sampling certain of my own bodily fluids. My logic being: if I ever expect my life partner to have that in her mouth, I should probably be willing to try it myself at least once.

Oh, I've had my share of women when I was younger. My little commando (aka toothpick) is capable enough. Thank you very much. My wife wants more kids. I'm the one actually saying, "Hell, no! Two is enough. No more kids."

How about you? What do you like to put in your mouth?

I drank a bottle of record cleaning fluid when I was a kid. Some of those have denatured isopropyl alcohol, but the one I drank was just purified water.

Oh and I frequently eat ass.

Actual Shit. Atleast thats what my parents tell me. I don't remember any of it.

Fugu