Tell me jokes...

...that are funny, but in a sick way. For example:

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red ferrari?

I don't have a red ferrari in my garage.

OR

Have you ever tried Somalian food?

Niether have they. 

um........what's the best way to have a party in outer space? PLANET! hahahaha :lol::lol:    PLANET GET IT? YOU KNOW WHAT PLAN IT!.........:|

There was this guy...but he died of cancer...

:lol: it's funny!!!! laugh dammit :evil:

where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke .......

there are two pies in the oven , one pie asks the other "what do you think about aplles" the other one answers "OMG A TALKING PIE!!1!1!" , laugh because its funny 

where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryalcarazo9

Here's a clue:

Also, waha! 

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends how hard you throw em! 

What's the difference between a pizza and a babie.

[spoiler] The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven [/spoiler]  

What's the difference between a pizza and a babie.

[spoiler] The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven [/spoiler]  

aaaaarrrrggggg

IT'S JUICE

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"]where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryDasc00

Here's a clue:

Also, waha!

if its 4chan forget it  ,im not going to 4chan , that place is full of weird crap :| , you know what ill trade you , post some here one i have

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends how hard you throw em!

chip_money

What's the difference between a pizza and a babie.

[spoiler] The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven [/spoiler]

aaaaarrrrggggg

[QUOTE="Dasc00"]

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"]where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryalcarazo9

Here's a clue:

Also, waha!

of its 4chan ,im not going to 4chan , that place is full of weird crap :| , you know what ill tade you if you post some hers one i have

I'll just steal that one and give nothing in return.

NEWZ JOEKS LAWL

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

She was clinically depressed and jumped due to her very low self esteem. 

Why did the banana eat the apple?

Because 2 hands are better than 3 

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"][QUOTE="Dasc00"]

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"]where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryDasc00

Here's a clue:

Also, waha!

of its 4chan ,im not going to 4chan , that place is full of weird crap :| , you know what ill tade you if you post some hers one i have

I'll just steal that one and give nothing in return.

NEWZ JOEKS LAWL

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

She was clinically depressed and jumped due to her very low self esteem.

 you sir just made a powerfull enemy :evil:

[QUOTE="Dasc00"][QUOTE="alcarazo9"][QUOTE="Dasc00"]

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"]where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryalcarazo9

Here's a clue:

Also, waha!

of its 4chan ,im not going to 4chan , that place is full of weird crap :| , you know what ill tade you if you post some hers one i have

I'll just steal that one and give nothing in return.

NEWZ JOEKS LAWL

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

She was clinically depressed and jumped due to her very low self esteem.

 you sir just made a powerfull enemy :evil:

Yeah but I have an army backing me up....go dine in hell...alone 

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"][QUOTE="Dasc00"][QUOTE="alcarazo9"][QUOTE="Dasc00"]

[QUOTE="alcarazo9"]where did you get that haruhi .gip? oh and the joke ....... i cant remenber one rigth now, sorryDasc00

Here's a clue:

Also, waha!

of its 4chan ,im not going to 4chan , that place is full of weird crap :| , you know what ill tade you if you post some hers one i have

I'll just steal that one and give nothing in return.

NEWZ JOEKS LAWL

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

She was clinically depressed and jumped due to her very low self esteem.

you sir just made a powerfull enemy :evil:

Yeah but I have an army backing me up....go dine in hell...alone

:evil: thats it, you have disrespected me for the last time sir :evil: , prepare for a duel sir :evil: