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#1 Brainkiller05
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This little creature guy is a little funky looking... and dead, so don't click the link if you're scared (I know you'll click it, you're really curious right now) click here for the story A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.
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#2 EvilSteveo
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Its just a sloth that has been waxed.

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#3 Setsa
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Looks pretty... human, as far as the body goes.
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#4 Dystopian-X
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That kid is bastard :x

He shoulld've captured him

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#5 Cantius
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What the heck is that?!
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#6 Kenbo325
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It's definitely terrestrial
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#7 LeGoofyGoober
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just a hairless sloth.

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#8 Theokhoth
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It looks familiar. I swear I've seen that exact same face before somewhere. I want to say it was in a Zelda game.

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#9 FreshWhiteBread
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"Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks." lol?
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#10 DarthCorvinus
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That kid is bastard :x

He shoulld've captured him

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oh noes! not teh mewtwo! :o

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#11 Theokhoth
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"Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks." lol?FreshWhiteBread

Of course. When I encounter a snake or a bear, my first instinct is to pick up a stick and beat the **** out of it. For my safety.

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#12 ZookGuy
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Oh no.... those moronic teenagers have angered the aliens.
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#13 0Tyler0
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A sloth
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#14 Pirate700
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A sloth0Tyler0
I think that's what it is. A naked sloth.

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#15 LoG-Sacrament
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whatever it was, humans are clearly better.
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You would think that it would have wounds and bruising if they beat it to death. It's not exactly dark skinned. Some marks would be on it.

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#17 dackchaar
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why is it that whenever someone seems to find an odd creature now-a-days their first instinct is beat it to death with the nearest blunt object?

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#18 Pirate700
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You would think that it would have wounds and bruising if they beat it to death. It's not exactly dark skinned. Some marks would be on it.

drufeous

Looks like CGI to me. It's resolution appears different than the ground's.

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[QUOTE="0Tyler0"]A slothPirate700

I think that's what it is. A naked sloth.

So it was probably trying to take a shower and it got pissed and charged at the kids so they beat the hell out of it! Then again sloths don't really move so much...
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#20 avatar_genius
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Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.
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#21 dackchaar
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="0Tyler0"]A slothSoNin360

I think that's what it is. A naked sloth.

So it was probably trying to take a shower and it got pissed and charged at the kids so they beat the hell out of it! Then again sloths don't really move so much...

yeah, sloths move at an incredibly slow pace, also they very rarely leave their place in the trees. I'd say the sloth somehow fell into the ocean and died, and then it's skin got that rubbery look and lost it's fur while drifting though the water, then washed up, then the teenagers are like HOLY CRAP LOLLO LET'S TAKE PICS AND SAY WE KILLED IT LOLOL LIEK IT'S AN ALIEN LOLOL...yeah

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#22 pierst179
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Poor creature. :cry:

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#23 Pirate700
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Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.avatar_genius
I don't know. If I was out hunting, and I saw a Big Foot, I would more than likely shoot it so it can finally be studied.

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#24 Jfisch93
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Why would you beat a sloth to death?

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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.Pirate700

I don't know. If I was out hunting, and I saw a Big Foot, I would more than likely shoot it so it can finally be studied.

I don't like the idea of people picking on something just for "kicks," seems sick to me.

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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.avatar_genius

I don't know. If I was out hunting, and I saw a Big Foot, I would more than likely shoot it so it can finally be studied.

I don't like the idea of people picking on something just for "kicks," seems sick to me.

I don't recommend 3 guys and a hammer.

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#27 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.avatar_genius

I don't know. If I was out hunting, and I saw a Big Foot, I would more than likely shoot it so it can finally be studied.

I don't like the idea of people picking on something just for "kicks," seems sick to me.

What's that have to do with what I wrote? lol

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#28 HipYoungster42
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Dang it! My curiosity got the better of me!:P

I don't want to look at that pic. That thing is plain ugly.:?

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#29 rcignoni
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why is it that whenever someone seems to find an odd creature now-a-days their first instinct is beat it to death with the nearest blunt object?

dackchaar
How about because it might be dangerous?
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#30 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]I don't know. If I was out hunting, and I saw a Big Foot, I would more than likely shoot it so it can finally be studied.

Pirate700

I don't like the idea of people picking on something just for "kicks," seems sick to me.

What's that have to do with what I wrote? lol

It doesn't, I just roll like that. 8)

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As others have said, it's probably a sloth.
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#32 WasntAvailable
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[QUOTE="0Tyler0"]A slothPirate700

I think that's what it is. A naked sloth.

This is a lesson to use all. Keep your clothes on, or be beaten to death with sticks.

I bet they shaved him after they bethim up though. Poor sloth.

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#33 avatar_genius
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As others have said, it's probably a sloth.chrisrooR

So they shaved a sloth and then beat it up?

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#34 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="chrisrooR"]As others have said, it's probably a sloth.avatar_genius

So they shaved a sloth and then beat it up?

What, you never do that? I'm thinking on going out for a sloth beating right now.

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#35 shannonbud
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I don't see any teeth on that thing, so I doubt it was dangerous. Instead of beating it to death they should have offered it some jello.
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#36 Jak-25
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That thing looks weird. :lol:

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#37 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="chrisrooR"]As others have said, it's probably a sloth.Pirate700

So they shaved a sloth and then beat it up?

What, you never do that? I'm thinking on going out for a sloth beating right now.

if you shave it first, they can put it on the internet

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#38 avatar_genius
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but if it didn't have hair to begin with, it will be really hard to shave it
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It looks like a turtle outside of it's shell...:?
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#40 Jph625
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Uhm. As far as I know sloths don't have rubbery skin or fangs.

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#41 Mercenary848
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That kid is bastard :x

He shoulld've captured him

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:lol:

It might of been a disfigued homeless man.

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#42 avatar_genius
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you could shave it then hunt it then hunt the hair and then you'll have a resoursful game
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#43 metroidfood
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"Another view of the bizarre, rubbery creature"

Hmm... I wonder why they didn't bother to bring it's corpse back? :roll:

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#44 Tolietrees
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Uhm. As far as I know sloths don't have rubbery skin or fangs.

Jph625

and sloths have black noses much like that of a dog and this thing does not

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Whats with those darn teens and killing stuff?

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:o It's E.T.!! and they killed him.. All he wanted to do was go home :cry:

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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]Just because you find something amusing doesn't mean you can do it. What a bunch of degenerates.

Yep.
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#48 avatar_genius
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:o It's E.T.!! and they killed him.. All he wanted to do was go home :cry:

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Looks like he's not going home now. :twisted:

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I know I've asked this before, but I'll ask this again: isn't the Daily Mail the UK's version of something like the Weekly World News in the US?

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[QUOTE="FreshWhiteBread"]"Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks." lol?Theokhoth

Of course. When I encounter a snake or a bear, my first instinct is to pick up a stick and beat the **** out of it. For my safety.

You think it is safe to attack a bear with a stick?