Have you seen it yet? The return of everyone's favorite wallcrawler Spiderman! Well, I just did yesterday and boy was I disappointed! Three reboots in the last 15 years would do that to a person and it goes double for me because I happen to be a huge Spiderman fan. I've seen all the Sam Raimi movies and even the Amazing Spiderman ones too.
To begin, please note that I am not trashing Spiderman Homecoming as a bad movie. I am trashing it for being a bad Spiderman movie. If wasn't bad enough that this had to be yet ANOTHER new Spiderman universe, it had to steal the one directly from Miles Morales. Our one and only ethnic Spiderman. And if it wasn't bad enough that it stole Miles Morales' universe, it had to slap on Iron Man to steal the scenes of what would have been a great chance for our young Peter Parker to shine. And if THAT wasn't bad enough, it had to add technological gizmos to the Spidey suit. And if that is STILL not enough, the new red and blue also has a handy, dandy computer AI that gives Peter field advice and for whatever reason, love advice. (Apparently this is what you get when you let Iron Man design a hero costume.) All of this while sitting through a long, typical grade school drama that would even make Degrassi fans barf.
That's what we're dealing with. Aside from this, the movie does deliver what it wants to do well but the changes to the story are so gut wrenchingly severe that it gets too hard to want to finish watching it. I honestly don't think that I could stomache watching a sequel to this and for the first time ever, I found myself not enjoying a Spiderman flick. Clearly this was meant for the younger audiences but it makes me also wonder if I am the only who feels this way. So as a loyal fan of Spiderman, I ask you; is it really necessary to have to make an entirely new Spiderman just to add to the Avengers? Shouldn't we draw a line and say no to a reboot?
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