but not just ANY elephant, a giant robot elephant with lazer cannon tusks, rocket powered hooves, ad extending trunk that also shot lazers, and you could live inside it, and it was all solar powerd, and it came with a free girlfriend/boyfriend, and it always had your favorite foods and was psychic so it knew what foods you would like in the future, plus it would go to work for you, and it prints money, and its indestructible, and it can shoot psychic energy balls, and its got razor blade toeanails and a super strong exteding tail made out of meshed together chainsaws. also its main objective is to kill all those who you hate and get in your way.
what do you say to that?
EDIT: oh, and its a robot, so it doesnt poo!
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