Sean Connery is more bad*** than Chuck Norris! (56k)

Look at that him, he's sexy AND deadly at the same time. What do most people say about James Bond? The old Bond was better. Let me show you evidence that Connery was the best Bond:

Out of all those Bonds, who looks the most bad***?

That's what I thought.

A lot of celebrities that get old lose their appeal. NOT CONNERY!

How many guys can say, "Dude, I just got beat up by an old guy with super powers!"

What does Chuck Norris have?

Wooo! Karate and guns! How original!

Sean Connery also has more balls than Chuck Norris

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

Wooo! Slapping women FTW!

Also listen to his voice

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QJZQ-eoyH7c&feature=related

His voice Scottish accent makes him a badass on a completely different level.

What does Chuck Norris have?

Chuck Norris jokes?

Sean Connery > Chuck Norris

Sean connery does not have a scottish accent. He has a very fake scottish/english hybrid accent which sounds absolutely horrible.mattyftm

Lies and slander!

Winnie the Pooh is more badass than Chuck NorrisBig_Bad_Sad

Sean Connery is a dork >_>cryptosopoidium

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

Sean Connery is a dork >_>cryptosopoidium

I never knew that people still used the word "dork". It's so 1990's :P

Anyway I agree in that Connery >>> Norris.

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Sean connery does not have a scottish accent. He has a very fake scottish/english hybrid accent which sounds absolutely horrible.KG86

Lies and slander!

Trust me, absolutely no one from scotland apart from Connery talks like that!!

[QUOTE="KG86"]

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Sean connery does not have a scottish accent. He has a very fake scottish/english hybrid accent which sounds absolutely horrible.mattyftm

Lies and slander!

Trust me, absolutely no one from scotland apart from Connery talks like that!!

Who cares what kind of accent it really is?!

Connery's accent > every other accent in the world

Patrick Swayze > Both of them, though.

Watch Red Dawn. He basically won the Cold War in that movie.

Yes, Sean Connery is 10x more badass than Chuck Norris. But someone is slightly Moore bad ass than Connery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0MKD0kPlVc

Yes, Sean Connery is 10x more badass than Chuck Norris. But someone is slightly Moore bad ass than Connery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0MKD0kPlVc

MetalGearRex007

Roger Moore belongs in a "Carry on" film ...

I'm more badass than him... and I'm in an internet forum !!

connery is extremly badass but no one rivals