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#1 BananaMuffy
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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell?
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#3 CycleOfViolence
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Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox

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#4 ad1x2
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This won't end well. (No, those aren't my words)

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#5 SaintLeonidas
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"Everything you've doubted"...but wait, I doubt the belief of all Gods (Christian, Greek, Roman, etc.)....will they ALL be there?
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#6 194197844077667059316682358889
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"Wow, pretty douche-y move setting up a system where reasonable questions about a matter with no You-damned evidence is grounds for eternal suffering"
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#7 Teenaged
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Hm, assuming non-believers do go to hell just because they are non-believers, I'd just ask where my family or other important people ended up and if they are in heaven I would ask to see them for a last good bye.

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#8 the_plan_man
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Who's the rational person now? *from heaven to all the OT trolls in hell* :twisted:
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#9 KiIIyou
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You aint my father!
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#10 foxhound_fox
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This is my theme song for this thread.
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#11 d_parker
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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

I'd say, thanks for not sending me to spend eternity with a bunch of douches that support a church that sanctions killing, sexual abuse of children by priests and promises a pie in the sky for those who behave and do as they're told in this life.

And then I'd look forward to an eternity of getting to know some swell folks who think like me.

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#12 CycleOfViolence
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This is my theme song for this thread.foxhound_fox

This works too

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"Hella Jeff will revenge my demise"
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#14 lancea34
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"You're pretty coward for someone who supposedly created the universe."

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#15 Jazz_Fan
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"Which one are you?"
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#16 Blue-Sky
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The least you can do TC is answer the question yourself
If you're a beliver of a god, what would you do if you found out you were in the wrong denomination?

I personally would love to have a conversation with this so called god, because like most skeptics, we want to pursue knowledge, and this being has lots of it. The secrets of the universe, logic and magic, and many more.

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"Wait so you're not white?".
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#18 Deihjan
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God, Jesus and me are cool. Because I've suffered enough on Earth to live a lifetime in Heaven. And besides, if I go to Hell, it's gonna be a blast even if I'm roasting for all eternity or end up in limbo with all the unbaptized babies.
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#19 TheFatPerson
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I would be really sad if that happened. :(

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#20 RandoIph
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To quote a great man.. "Sorry god, not enough evidence."
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#21 LoG-Sacrament
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i like to envision the scenario where i get to about here
"Wow, pretty douche-y move..."xaos
and then the trap doors in the clouds open up and drop me to the center of the earth.
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#22 foxhound_fox
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and then the trap doors in the clouds open up and drop me to the center of the earth.LoG-Sacrament
It would be kind of silly for God to send him to his home. He being the devil and all.
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#23 Overlord93
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The atmosphere in heaven is going to be pretty dry anyway. All the good entertainers/comedians are down below.
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#24 wiifan001
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The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

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#25 Jazz_Fan
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The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

wiifan001
You talked to him recently?
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#26 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"]

The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

Jazz_Fan
You talked to him recently?

I say my prayers. Why?
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#27 tocool340
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Something along the lines of this:

"Wow, pretty douche-y move setting up a system where reasonable questions about a matter with no You-damned evidence is grounds for eternal suffering"xaos

followed by:

Waiting

"WTF are you waiting you all-powerful troll?"

Do it!

"DO IT!"....

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#28 Deihjan
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The atmosphere in heaven is going to be pretty dry anyway. All the good entertainers/comedians are down below.Overlord93
Dry humour is best humour though!
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#29 RisethNameless
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"Well, to be fair, you didn't exactly give me any logical reasons to believe you..."

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#30 SaintLeonidas
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The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

wiifan001
"Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell?
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#31 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"]

The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

SaintLeonidas
"Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell?

I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and it's not my call who goes where.
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#32 foxhound_fox
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The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

wiifan001
All the non-Catholic/Orthodox Christians would heavily disagree. :P
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#33 DocDelicious
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First, never gona happen. Second, something along the lines of "Where are everyone else's "gods"." If one exists they all must exist or everyone but the atheists is wrong. Third, non-believer =/= immoral person and *if* you're belief system is accurate I'll still be gettin in to that ultra-exculsive, golden nightclub in the sky. Fourth, what would you say if you made it to a higher plane and Zeus/Baal/The Sun God is there to greet you instead of the particular one out of thousands you believe in?
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#34 deactivated-5ac102a4472fe
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Eeh would likely be like this:

*Shrug* "Hey home is where the heart is"

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#35 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"][QUOTE="wiifan001"]

The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

wiifan001

"Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell?

I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and it's not my call who goes where.

You must really be blessed by god.

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#36 theone86
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Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox

Rofl.

I ask him why he would give me logic and intellect and then send me to hell for using it, why he would leave no proof of his existence, expect me to believe despite the complete and utter lack of evidence, and then send me to hell when I don't. I ask him why living a good life and being a good person isn't enough, and if he still decides to send me to hell then I say the same thing as Foxhound.

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#37 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"][QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"] "Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell? SaintLeonidas

I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and it's not my call who goes where.

You must really be blessed by god.

If only God would take Uwe Boll and his 'works' to heaven.. I wouldn't want to go to heaven then.
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#38 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"]

The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

foxhound_fox
All the non-Catholic/Orthodox Christians would heavily disagree. :P

of which I am neither Catholic nor Orthodox
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#39 DigitalExile
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Kick him in the dick for being one.

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#40 foxhound_fox
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of which I am neither Catholic nor Orthodoxwiifan001
Which denomination exactly? i'm not very familiar with Anglican, JW, LDS, etc. kind of groups and their specific theologies, just the more mainstream ones.
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#41 foxhound_fox
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Kick him in the dick for being one.DigitalExile
"God" in Shaivite Hinduism is represented symbolically by a giant penis Irony?
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#42 theone86
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Who's the rational person now? *from heaven to all the OT trolls in hell* :twisted:the_plan_man

We'll still be more rational than you, we'll just be damned for eternity, so ha!

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"Yuss! I get to hang out with all the cool people!"

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#44 vtoshkatur
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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

I don't worry about this because none of this is actually reality. Not saying that their isn't an afterlife or anything.(I'm actually a very spirtual person) But at this point to be naive enough to believe any of the religions that we humans have conjured up is just what it is. Naive. Science has proven existance is far greater than whats encompassed in any worldly religion. Trying to understand the mind of "god" is a foolish endevor for any mortal to partake on.

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#45 THE_DRUGGIE
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brb damnation

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#46 vtoshkatur
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But on topic, I would say to him "I was once going to be damned for all eternity, But then god took an arrow to the knee"

*Pulls out bow and arrow and shoots.

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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

so basically you are the kind of person who thinks it "might" happen, so you wash your hands in case it does? strong faith.Also proselytizing using fear is pathetic, and one of the reasons i dislike religions.

i either believe or not, not half way there, i choose to not believe because all the evidence so far has shown me that. If there was an "omnipotent" god, he could at least give any real clue to his existence, not the words of some lol priests of each religion.

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"May God save your soul."
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#49 BananaMuffy
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Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch.
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