Pron Can Kill......Literally......

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#1 Omni-Slash
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Best News Story Ever. watch the video.....well worth your time.....hillarity ensues.....
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#2 EJ902
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The news just officially became un-boring. One of best reports I've ever read :D

Which isn't saying a lot since I rarely watch the news, but nonetheless...
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#3 Omni-Slash
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The news just officially became un-boring. One of best reports I've ever read :D

Which isn't saying a lot since I rarely watch the news, but nonetheless...
EJ902
the best is the cops having to watc the tape with the guy to make sure his excuse was legit...:lol:
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#4 EJ902
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[QUOTE="EJ902"] The news just officially became un-boring. One of best reports I've ever read :D

Which isn't saying a lot since I rarely watch the news, but nonetheless...
Omni-Slash
the best is the cops having to watc the tape with the guy to make sure his excuse was legit...:lol:

Sounds like being a cop is the perfect choice of career >_>
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#5 mmogoon
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Yeah pretty cool story
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#6 ayanami_rei
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:lol: Interesting. Which reminds me, I saw on the news about if your surgeon plays videogames, he'll most likely perform better than the surgeon who doesn't play videogames.
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#7 SinkO
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Hahah, one of the funniest things I've seen for a long time. But damn, that must have been some nasty piece of porn to make the neighbour think something really bad is happening next door.
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#8 FlameMe
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BAHAHA that was pretty funny. Well the guy who kicked down the door atleast had good intentions lol
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#9 bungie091
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Lmao great news story.
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#10 gi1
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wow so dumb
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#11 inyourface_12
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tahts freaking funny
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#12 nickmag
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how embarresing for the guy, now everyone knows he watches porn
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#13 Witchsight
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Good lord... Fox news is bad. But almost so bad its great. It was almost like a skit from the Daily show. "This wasnt just any movie... WOW! It was a porno!" Spicy :o
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#14 LostProphetFLCL
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how embarresing for the guy, now everyone knows he watches pornnickmag
He seemed comfortable with that fact....
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#15 blooddemon666
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That was a pretty funny story. He must have been watching some pretty rough stuff. I feel really bad for the guy who barged in, he had the best intentions. If it was my door, I would have understood why he barged in, I wouldn't have pressed charges, just fix my dang door.
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#16 blackleech
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Man... what a misunderstanding lol.
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#17 killtactics
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[QUOTE="EJ902"] The news just officially became un-boring. One of best reports I've ever read :D

Which isn't saying a lot since I rarely watch the news, but nonetheless...
Omni-Slash
the best is the cops having to watc the tape with the guy to make sure his excuse was legit...:lol:

lol i wonder how that conversation went... "umm officer here is the porn in question"...
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#18 blooddemon666
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[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"][QUOTE="EJ902"] The news just officially became un-boring. One of best reports I've ever read :D

Which isn't saying a lot since I rarely watch the news, but nonetheless...
killtactics
the best is the cops having to watc the tape with the guy to make sure his excuse was legit...:lol:

lol i wonder how that conversation went... "umm officer here is the porn in question"...

They took the sword as evidence, did they take the dvd in question as "evidence"
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#19 double_decker
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Nice find Omni :lol: That was good stuff, atleast nobody was hurt, and the guy was just trying to help, but man, what luck, try to do a nice thing and end up on the news, also just try and enjoy some pron and get your door busted in haha:)
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#20 ithilgore2006
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Funny story, but my god that was the most annoying news broadcast I've ever seen.
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#21 foxhound_fox
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]:lol: Interesting. Which reminds me, I saw on the news about if your surgeon plays videogames, he'll most likely perform better than the surgeon who doesn't play videogames.



What about Trauma Center!? :o

That is a hilarious news story. I really wish the news had more of stuff like this instead of "people dead" or "Steven Harper decides spending money on a AIDS vaccine manufacturing plant before we even have a vaccine to manufacture."
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#22 SinkO
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how embarresing for the guy, now everyone knows he watches pornnickmag
Well he can always say that he watches it because of the story and dialogue.
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#23 V4LENT1NE
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Haha, that must have been embarrassing.
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#24 jm4847
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Poor guy, he shouldn't have to go to jail. He thought there was a rape going on and tried to stop it.
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#25 andyxm
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:lol: thats some good reporting.
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#26 freakyzeeky1986
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LMAO!! That was the funniest thing I've seen all week! :lol: Here is some advice for the pr0n guy... turn the volume down! :lol:
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#27 xhellcatx
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*slaps forehead* My gods...only in wisconsin *Sigh* ....I do miss wisconsin lol....Seriously thought...the guy shouldnt be in jail, as was stated, he was only trying to prevent a rape.

LESSON OF THE DAY!!: When watching pron, keep the volume low!

Oh, and dont rush into peoples houses with swords...

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#28 The_Ish
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I think everyone here is overlooking the fact that the man who is being pressed for charges barged in with a sword. Not a gun, or a bat, or a crowbar or even a knife. A sword.

In the context of the situation, thats what got me laughing the most. :lol:

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#29 branketra
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Wow...only FOX....only America. :D "I decided to, uh...take care 'a business" :lol:
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#30 Apenoot
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I feel a little sorry for the swordguy :P:P

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#31 194197844077667059316682358889
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I have died the little death many times watching pr0n
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#32 SymphonicWaves
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How loud and hardcore does that guy need his porn to be to get off if someone could mistake it for rape?
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#34 sk8erboi796
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*slaps forehead* My gods...only in wisconsin *Sigh* ....I do miss wisconsin lol....Seriously thought...the guy shouldnt be in jail, as was stated, he was only trying to prevent a rape.

LESSON OF THE DAY!!: When watching pron, keep the volume low!

Oh, and dont rush into peoples houses with swords...

xhellcatx

i know i only leave the vol on when no one is home

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#36 LoG-Sacrament
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maybe he had surround sound with bass?
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#37 The_Ish
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maybe he had surround sound with bass?LoG-Sacrament

Yes, I bet he shook the Earth to the sounds of two people making the big nasty.

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#38 adam0926
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that's one funny story I feel sorry for the guy with the sword 
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#40 mlbslugger86
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holy crap,he thought somebody was getting raped?what of pron was he watching?
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#41 megagene
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I have died the little death many times watching pr0nxaos

As have we all, xaos...As have we all. :oops:

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#42 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"]I have died the little death many times watching pr0nmegagene

As have we all, xaos...As have we all. :oops:

I'm just glad someone else knows the term ;)
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#43 sk8erboi796
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[QUOTE="megagene"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]I have died the little death many times watching pr0nxaos

As have we all, xaos...As have we all. :oops:

I'm just glad someone else knows the term ;)

perverts

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#44 bluezy
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"We tried to get his side of the story, he told us to go away":lol:
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#45 LiquidZ08
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He will probably get off easy (no I'm not talkin about the guy who got broke in on lol).  At least we know when there is a crime going on he won't be the one standing idle-ly by letting it happen.
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#46 mattmaul5488
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and the lesson is...Dont turn your pron up to loud...it can kill
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#47 staindcoldlp
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Now that is news.
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#48 Narcadox
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Lol Thats Funny :lol:
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#49 limpbizkit818
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How loud did he have it going......
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#50 kyleali11
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the guy who was watching the porn looked really happy during the interview...