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#1 CosmicZombie
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Ill start

Billy Mays could sell a mac to bill gates.

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#2 T_P_O
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Billy Mays could sell death to the living.

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#3 warownslife
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This is fun. Billy mays could sell dirt to worms.

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#4 dunl12496
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Billy mays could sell himself to his mom.

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#5 TheDabe
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Billy Mays could sell an HDTV to Ray Charles
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#6 dunl12496
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Billy mays could sell himself to his mom.

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The maturity of me is unnerving!! :o

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#7 UbiquitousAeon
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Billy Mays could sell himself to satan.

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#8 warownslife
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You all do know hes dead right?

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#9 UbiquitousAeon
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You all do know hes dead right?

warownslife
No, we all live under the same rock.
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#10 super_mario_128
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Billy Mays could sell abortion to religious fundamentalists.
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#11 Agent-Zero
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He could sell paper to a tree
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#12 Apocalypse33
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Billy Mays could sell himself to a prostitute.
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#13 CosmicZombie
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Billy Mays could sell Ghandi a gun.

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#14 UbiquitousAeon
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Billy Mays could sell cocaine to Lil Wayne.

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#15 T_P_O
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Billy Mays could sell weed to straight edge kids.

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#16 skinny_man_69
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Billy Mays could sell Democracy to North Korea

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#17 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Billy Mays could sell quality goods to individuals in possession of great wealth interested in purchasing them.
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#18 tekken220
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Billy Mays could sell hot dogs to a pig.
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#19 EJ902
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Billy Mays could sell a Zorbee to Vince Offer. Billy can sell absolutely anything, even from beyond the grave. He's the best pitchman ever
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#20 br0kenrabbit
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Billy Mays could sell freezers to the Inuit.

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#21 MillenialFair99
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Billie Mays can sell pirated copies of Lindsay Lohan sex tapes to the MPAA
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#23 warownslife
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Billy mays could sell bombs to an airport.

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#24 GrandJury
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Surprised no one said Billy mays could sell salt to a snail
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#25 KidCudi37
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Billy Mays could sell life to himself.
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#26 super_mario_128
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Billy Mays could sell quality television to Britain.
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#27 EJ902
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Billy Mays could sell quality television to Britain.super_mario_128
Oi, less of that. It's not our fault Sky buys all the good shows and we don't get to see them until years later :(
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#28 Deihjan
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Too soon! :cry:
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#29 Gator08
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Billy Mays could sell quality goods to individuals in possession of great wealth interested in purchasing them.kamikaze_pigmy

This is the best one

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#30 CosmicZombie
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Hell, Billy Mays could sell Oxi Clean to hippies.

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Billy Mays could sell condoms to the pope

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#32 UbiquitousAeon
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Billy Mays could sell heroin to the president.

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#33 warownslife
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Billy Mays could sell heroin to the president.

UbiquitousAeon

Which president?

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#34 Boston_Boyy
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Billy Mays could sell a nun lifestyle to Lindsey Lohan

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#35 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Billy Mays could sell quality television to Britain.EJ902
Oi, less of that. It's not our fault Sky buys all the good shows and we don't get to see them until years later :(

Yeah I guess I should be thankful I have Sky; I'd probably launch myself off a bridge if I could only watch BBC and ITV. :/
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#36 UbiquitousAeon
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[QUOTE="UbiquitousAeon"]

Billy Mays could sell heroin to the president.

warownslife

Which president?

All of them.
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#37 Rougehunter
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Billy Mays could sell a nun lifestyle to Paris Hilton

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fixed:P

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#38 EJ902
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[QUOTE="EJ902"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Billy Mays could sell quality television to Britain.super_mario_128
Oi, less of that. It's not our fault Sky buys all the good shows and we don't get to see them until years later :(

Yeah I guess I should be thankful I have Sky; I'd probably launch myself off a bridge if I could only watch BBC and ITV. :/

Hey don't forget about Dave now!
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#39 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"][QUOTE="EJ902"] Oi, less of that. It's not our fault Sky buys all the good shows and we don't get to see them until years later :(EJ902
Yeah I guess I should be thankful I have Sky; I'd probably launch myself off a bridge if I could only watch BBC and ITV. :/

Hey don't forget about Dave now!

Well, at least they show repeats of Mock The Week and Have I Got News For You every evening. >_>
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#40 Secret_Recipe
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Billy Mays could sell birth control to Mexicans.

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Not cool.
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#41 Boston_Boyy
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Billy Mayscould sell Jay Leno and Conan O'Brian their 2009 timeslots back.

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#42 smc91352
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Billy Mays could sell quality goods to individuals in possession of great wealth interested in purchasing them.kamikaze_pigmy
this got me good. :lol:
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#43 Mousetaches
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Billy Mays could sell a bad joke to Jay Leno. Oh wait, everyone can...
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#44 Secret_Recipe
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Billy Mays could sell money to people of Israeli heritage.
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#45 Shadow4020
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Billy Mays could sell the idea of more offshore drilling to the Gulf Coast.

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#46 RK-Mara
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Billy Mays could sell soccer to Americans.
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#47 RobboElRobbo
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Billy Mays could sell Brokencyde CDs to OT.

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#48 legend26
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Billy Mays could sell ice to eskimos

Billy Mays could sell sand to arabs

Billy Mays could sell abortions to conservatives

Billy Mays could sell evolution to the pope

Billy Mays could sell love and understanding to the West Bro baptist church

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#49 CosmicZombie
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Billy Mays could sell Hitler a BarnITzba

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#50 Secret_Recipe
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Billy Mays could sell Hitler a BarnITzba

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I dont get. >:??