My roommate is drunk. What should I ask him?

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#1 pukmok
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He says he's drunk, then a minute later he denys it. Then he calls a random person asking them to press the spinnning button to stop the spinning. Ask a question and I'll tell you his response.

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#2 Korzenowski
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Ask him if he should run for president.
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This isn't Current Events.
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Ask him if he likes men

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Ask him what are his feelings towards you.
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#6 RushMetallica
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Ask him what came first: the chicken or the egg.
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#7 spawnassasin
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They injected you with what, where?
What are you doing in my room?

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ask if he's ever been molested

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#9 FreezeBlast95
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Ask him what are his feelings towards you.6_volts


The real question is what are your feelings for me? :oops:

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#10 samuraiguns
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ask him if he is drunk.

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#11 ufcfan17
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Ask him if he likes sex.

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#12 pukmok
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Ask him if he should run for president.Korzenowski

Yes. His agenda for the nation is to not throw up and not get sick. He also says "NO!" to illegal immigration.

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#13 Severed_Hand
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ask him anything. when im drunk (ie right now) i can answer questions as if i was sober. i get asked stupid questions when im drunk by all sorts of people and im like "WTF why are you asking me that?"
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#14 pukmok
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Ask him what came first: the chicken or the egg.RushMetallica

The egg. *goes back to yelling at people on his phone*

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#15 wrfade82
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Tell him that the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Then ask him if he's a bad enough dude to rescue the president.
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#16 spawnassasin
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[QUOTE="Korzenowski"]Ask him if he should run for president.pukmok

Yes. His agenda for the nation is to not throw up and not get sick. He also says "NO!" to illegal immigration.

hes got my vote:P

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#17 dukebd699
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What I did to my friend when he was drunk a couple weeks ago was take my phone and start recording then ask him what was on his mind. He gave a really heart felt thing towards another one of our friends that showed he's a good guy so I asked him if there's anything else he'd like to say and after that heart felt speech he replies, "I'm so drunk, I feel like I could puke."
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#18 pukmok
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ask him if he is drunk.

samuraiguns

He denies it completely. He can't even remember my name or how he got to his dorm room. He does remember playing a game.

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#19 pukmok
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Tell him that the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Then ask him if he's a bad enough dude to rescue the president.wrfade82

I would prefer if he did not run out of the dorm.

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#20 6_volts
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[QUOTE="6_volts"]Ask him what are his feelings towards you.FreezeBlast95



The real question is what are your feelings for me? :oops:

But I'm too shy to express my feelings. :oops:

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#21 FreezeBlast95
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[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]Ask him what are his feelings towards you.6_volts



The real question is what are your feelings for me? :oops:

But I'm too shy to express my feelings. :oops:



It's okay I'm here to help you overcome that now drop those shorts boy ;)

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#22 6_volts
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[QUOTE="6_volts"]

[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

The real question is what are your feelings for me? :oops:

FreezeBlast95

But I'm too shy to express my feelings. :oops:



It's okay I'm here to help you overcome that now drop those shorts boy ;)

I'm not a boy, I'm an innocent girl. (= and you're creeping me out. =/

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#23 Korzenowski
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Ask him what his favorite pokemon is, and if it can beat my charizard.
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#24 pukmok
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Oh and he asked why I put a trash can next to his bed. He then started asking his friend on the phone.

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#25 allnamestaken
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He sounds a little more inhibited than just being drunk.
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#26 splickdash
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Don't abuse a drunk person who is going through the learning process of how to successfully be drunk, yet also socially-functional.
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#27 Shad0ki11
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Ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can. :P

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#28 FreezeBlast95
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[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]But I'm too shy to express my feelings. :oops:

6_volts



It's okay I'm here to help you overcome that now drop those shorts boy ;)

I'm not a boy, I'm an innocent girl. (= and you're creeping me out. =/



AHEM? Did you just say GIRL? Oh no this will not work out.

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#29 Franklinstein
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Ask him where he got his alcohol and why he didn't invite you. Then tell us the answer and we'll tell you if he is lying about being drunk. I really hate it when people pretend to be drunk, it's like one of the most annoying things, because its so easy to actually BE drunk.
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#30 ps3wizard45
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Ask him the meaning of life! :o

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ask him if that animal abuse commerical with the sara maclaughlin song makes him cry. tell him to be honest.

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#32 synyster-666
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Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.
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#33 pukmok
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Ask him where he got his alcohol and why he didn't invite you. Then tell us the answer and we'll tell you if he is lying about being drunk. I really hate it when people pretend to be drunk, it's like one of the most annoying things, because its so easy to actually BE drunk.Franklinstein

He threw up a few minutes ago, cussed out his best friend on the phone, and I didn't go because it was for volleyball players.

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#34 synyster-666
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Ask him the meaning of life! :o

ps3wizard45
I second this!
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#35 pukmok
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Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666

OMG I never thought of that. I'll probably just leave the condom next to him.

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#36 6_volts
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[QUOTE="6_volts"]

[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

It's okay I'm here to help you overcome that now drop those shorts boy ;)

FreezeBlast95

I'm not a boy, I'm an innocent girl. (= and you're creeping me out. =/



AHEM? Did you just say GIRL? Oh no this will not work out.

:lol: Yes, I think everyone knows what "girl" means right? ;p

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#37 ufcfan17
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So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

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#38 NearlyPrescient
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Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666
haha, I skipped the boot part, but I once stuck a condom down someone's pants in the rear after he passed out. he went home after he woke up, took another nap, took a shower, and then found the condom in his bed when he got out.
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#39 Franklinstein
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[QUOTE="Franklinstein"]Ask him where he got his alcohol and why he didn't invite you. Then tell us the answer and we'll tell you if he is lying about being drunk. I really hate it when people pretend to be drunk, it's like one of the most annoying things, because its so easy to actually BE drunk.pukmok

He threw up a few minutes ago, cussed out his best friend on the phone, and I didn't go because it was for volleyball players.

He doesn't sound like a very good friend, you should really **** with him, tell him you just got a text that the cops where coming through checking for underage drinking, I assume he's underage. Then tell him he should hide in his car, then lock him out of the room.

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#40 pukmok
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So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

ufcfan17

He says yes. His girlfriend gives good sex.

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#41 FreezeBlast95
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[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

[QUOTE="6_volts"]I'm not a boy, I'm an innocent girl. (= and you're creeping me out. =/

6_volts



AHEM? Did you just say GIRL? Oh no this will not work out.

:lol: Yes, I think everyone knows what "girl" means right? ;p



Not in gamespot :P

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#42 Furi-Kun
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Can you ask him if he prefers boxers or thongs?

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#43 freek666
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Ask him if its true that if I kill him, I become him.

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#44 Korzenowski
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Ask him what compelled him to get drunk?
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#45 Franklinstein
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[QUOTE="pukmok"]

[QUOTE="ufcfan17"]

So did you ask him if he likes sex or no?

He says yes. His girlfriend gives good sex.

You should have said, "... yes... I know... I know..."
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#46 6_volts
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[QUOTE="6_volts"]

[QUOTE="FreezeBlast95"]

AHEM? Did you just say GIRL? Oh no this will not work out.

FreezeBlast95

:lol: Yes, I think everyone knows what "girl" means right? ;p



Not in gamespot :P

Really? I thought everyone on the internet knew what it meant.

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#47 Lopur94
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Once he passes out, boot him in the bum as hard as you can and leave a condom next to him.synyster-666
YES do this. I like where this thread is going :P
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#48 ghoklebutter
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Ask him why his brother loves eggs.

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#49 deactivated-5c47d700b56ab
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someone can be drunk and not even act "drunk"
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Ask him if he thinks your are cute.