Man dies after 12 hours of sex

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#51 Naruto
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[QUOTE="Monkeyboy_172"][QUOTE="manicfoot"]

Interesting. I had 12 hours of sex with my ex when I was 17ish. Not worth dying for. Just... Boring haha.

manicfoot

Yeah, yeah, we all had 12 hours of sex with our gf's when we were young, seriously dude look around, you're among friends, you don't need to impress us :P

Heh :) I was merely passing on relevant information ;)

Or lie to us. haha.
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#52 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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The greastest talents all die young: Mozart, Hendrix... the list goes on.jimmyjammer69
that's silly this guy didn't have talent, he just took a crapload of drugs in an attempt to make 4300 dollars
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#53 Devvy01
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#54 -TheSecondSign-
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Well, he could've done something less awesome, like get hit by a car.

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#55 jimmyjammer69
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[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]The greastest talents all die young: Mozart, Hendrix... the list goes on.Jandurin
that's silly this guy didn't have talent, he just took a crapload of drugs in an attempt to make 4300 dollars

He had enough enough of a silver tongue to get 2 girls into bed, and to pay him for the privilege but I'm obviously not being serious when I call him a genius. The guy was abviously a moron for not realising the consequences of what he was doing.
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#56 manicfoot
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[QUOTE="manicfoot"]

[QUOTE="Monkeyboy_172"] Yeah, yeah, we all had 12 hours of sex with our gf's when we were young, seriously dude look around, you're among friends, you don't need to impress us :PNaruto

Heh :) I was merely passing on relevant information ;)

Or lie to us. haha.

I think this is around the time someone says "pics or didn't happen" :P

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#57 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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He had enough enough of a silver tongue to get 2 girls into bed, and to pay him for the privilegejimmyjammer69
good point. :P I've been searching for pics of him and the "ladies" involved. All I've found are what I assume are just stock photos, not photos of the actual people involved.
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#58 naju890_963
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Wow thats the weirddest thing i heard.

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#59 shutdown_202
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[QUOTE="RiseAgainst12"]

[QUOTE="manicfoot"]

Haha its not a competition! Some guys can barely last 30 seconds so count yourself lucky :)Jandurin

It is how you use those 30 seconds ;)

And just because you average 30 seconds doesn't mean you can't hit a minute one in awhile :oops:

Especially if you rub off the easy one before hand.

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#60 rzepak
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(stands up and starts clapping)

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#61 Led_poison
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This call for

Play him off keyboard cat

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#62 KungfuKitten
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You can still hear his coffin go boom boom boom in the middle of the night.

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#63 jimmyjammer69
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You can still hear his coffin go boom boom boom in the middle of the night.

KungfuKitten

That's almost as low as stooping to a woodworm gag :x

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#64 KG86
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You can still hear his coffin go boom boom boom in the middle of the night.

KungfuKitten

Because of all the Viagra he took they still can't close the casket.

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#65 Big_Bad_Sad
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You can still hear his coffin go boom boom boom in the middle of the night.

KungfuKitten
Im surprised they could close the lid.
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#66 JimCarreyForYou
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-Jackhammer lady -This Russian guy -???? -Profits
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#67 shutdown_202
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[QUOTE="KungfuKitten"]

You can still hear his coffin go boom boom boom in the middle of the night.

Big_Bad_Sad

Im surprised they could close the lid.

Unfourtunately, they were successful in closing it. Horrible.

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#68 GTR2addict
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[QUOTE="bededog"]Death by Snu-snu! :lol:Jandurin
You took my phrase :x I was totally going to say exactly that.

so was i :lol: totally descibes this
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#69 moose_knuckler
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I wonder if he's still got a stiff onein the morgue right now.

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#70 VaguelyTagged
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i believe that was a"had to be done" case for a russian.

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#71 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="manicfoot"]

Interesting. I had 12 hours of sex with my ex when I was 17ish. Not worth dying for. Just... Boring haha.

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I only managed 9 hours but then I got really hungry. :(

I know what you can eat *hint hint* :P lol
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#72 thusaha
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12 hours? Whoa...

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#73 sammyjenkis898
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At least he went out with a bang.
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#74 GTR2addict
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At least he went out with a bang.sammyjenkis898
and boom goes the dynamite 8)
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#75 horgen  Moderator
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The best way to die. :lol:
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#76 -eddy-
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This isn't really a sad story, right.
At least he went out with a bang.sammyjenkis898
Two to be exact.
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#77 kulmiye
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I'm guessing it totally wasn't worth it in the end and there is no good way of dieing.

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#78 Sajo7
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Actually that sounds painful.
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#79 jmdude
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The Viagra killed him :?

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#80 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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You can die from eating too much viagra? Oh cra-hhuuuuurrrghhh!

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#81 Morning_Revival
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Atleast he died having some fun.
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#82 sarahxox
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Wow... what a way to go eh. :o

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#83 jmdude
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Quite possibly the most epic death of the year.

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:lol: indeed
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#84 jmdude
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I wonder what happened to the women after doing "it" 12 hours straight...

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#85 kulmiye
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I wonder what happened to the women after doing "it" 12 hours straight...

jmdude
Now they get bragging rights about how their sex can kill men.
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#86 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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[QUOTE="jmdude"]

I wonder what happened to the women after doing "it" 12 hours straight...

kulmiye

Now they get bragging rights about how their sex can kill men.

:lol: Oh lawd that made me lol

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#87 jmdude
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[QUOTE="jmdude"]

I wonder what happened to the women after doing "it" 12 hours straight...

kulmiye
Now they get bragging rights about how their sex can kill men.

LMAO
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#88 kulmiye
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I feel some remorse after posting that comment.
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#89 Darth-Caedus
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What a way to go...:o
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#90 binpink
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I wonder what happened to the women after doing "it" 12 hours straight...

jmdude

I'd imagine they have a very slow, funny walk for a few days.

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#91 clayron
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Speaking from a physical stand-point....how did the ladies stay....err....um.....lubricated.....for that span of time.

Also, doesn't skin get raw and chaffy after a certain amount of time?

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#92 cyberdarkkid
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At least he died satisfied.
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#93 kingdre
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I like to think that he died a happy man.

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#94 rjxtian
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:!:

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#95 II_Seraphim_II
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There are worse ways to go.jimmyjammer69
tell me about it. If only I should be so lucky. Knowing me, I'll probably die in a gang drive by somewhere...because thats how all black people die :P
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#96 dan-rofl-copter
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What a way to go......

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#97 bigblunt537
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wow that was epic. I don't think I could ever go 12 hours. 2-4 is my average and I'm good. Also to those saying more then 30 minutes and its boring to them you guys must not be doing it right;)

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#98 clayron
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wow that was epic. I don't think I could ever go 12 hours. 2-4 is my average and I'm good. Also to those saying more then 30 minutes and its boring to them you guys must not be doing it right;)

bigblunt537

Life has taught me that anyone who says that is often lying. Not to say you are...I do not know you. But, a lot of people who brag about their sexual prowess often are early finishers, or do not quite know that they are doing :P

Btw, I do not think the 12 hour sex session killed him...he took a bottle of viagra...not a pill...a bottle. That will pretty much do it. I also doubt the ladies could go that long.

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#99 michael_1234576
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Death by snu snu!
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#100 tofu-lion91
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I wonder how his family will react to this. My mohter certainly would not like this.DeathScape666
Well just don't take a whole bottle of viagra :P That's a pretty awesome way to go I must say ^_____^