Let's make our own alternative facts!

Alright I'll start:

Fact: Nintendo's new console will be named the Switch

Alternative Fact: Nintendo's new console will instead be named the Mitch

Now you guys make your own, funnier the better.

Fact: The top 3 picks of the Fire Emblem ballot are Lyn, Lucina and Ike

Alternative Fact: The top 3 heroes of the Fire Emblem Ballot are Arvis, Hector and Ike.

Hey, if the Trump administration gets to change reality based on what is convenient to them, I will do the same.

Fact: I am a terrible poster who argues too much.

Alternative Fact: Everyone loves my posts.

Alternative Fact: Donald Trump doesn't want to smash his daughter

^

Fact, Trump has an agenda to make american energy companies rich.

Alternative fact, Climate change is a hoax and does not have a scientific consensus.

I'm doing this wrong, instead of making up my own I'm giving one of his.

Let me try again.

Fact, Marijuana is a useful drug in many different ailments that one could suffer from and much superior to the current prescribed drugs that have horrible side effects. And much better for you as a recreational drug than alcohol.

Alternative fact, Marijuana makes you crazy and has no value (and that's why it will once again be illegal as soon as Jeff Sessions gets his say.)

Fact: Assad kills his people indiscriminately.

Alternative fact: We must arm moderate rebels for humanitarian reasons.

Fact: ABC, NBC, CBS

Alternative fact: MSN, CNN, MSNBC

We aren't drowning in "liberal" tears

Fact: Donald Trump is our president.
Alternative Fact: Donald Trump is not our president.

Fact: Trump had to pee...went to the rest-room.

Alternate Fact:: Trump had to pee, he just used the Oval Office window...just by chance he rained on a Secret Service Agent. She said I won't take a bullet for that guy.(joke)

Hahahahhahah

Fact: I'm a huge Nintendo fan

Alternative fact: Nintendo always has the biggest third party support. Huge. Never in history has anyone drawn in the support from third parties as Nintendo. It's terrific support, just terrific.

Fact: Man contributes to global warming

Alternative Fact: "green" energy is actually green.

Alternative: the prequel trilogy is better than the original trilogy. Jar Jar did nothing wrong

I just had a salad for dinner, and totally not ravioli with chicken.

@perfect_blue:

I agree, they need to make a standalone Jar Jar movie.

Alt fact: GameSpot's new website and skin is infinitely better than the previous version.

Rhode Island is both a road and an island.

Fact: my $1 bills are $1 bills.

Alternative fact: my $1 bills are actually $100 bills, it's just the zeros are hard to see.

Profit! I'm sure this administration won't mind if I utilize their tactics.

Fact: Gravity keeps me on the Earth.

Alternative Fact: The Ogrelord has given his children enough layers to stay on this world.

Fact: Obama was the president before Donald Trump.

Alternative Fact: Obama is the real president in office and not Trump.

Fact: Neo-Nazi gets punched.

Alternative Fact: Neo-Nazi gets hugged.

Fact: The shooters in the Canadian Mosque attack were not white supremacists.

Alternative fact from mainstream media (Reuters): The attack was committed by evil white supremacists!

Fact: The Canadian mosque attacker is a lone white male.

Alternative fact: The Canadian mosque attacker is a refugee.

Likely Fact: rick and morty is on hold due to production issues.

Alternative: Dan Harmon had another meltdown, most of his staff walked out on him, and rick and morty is unofficially cancelled.

Well that's embarrassing.

@Jakejack: hahaha

@Jakejack: I'm not following. You are saying the main stream media is trying to make the mosque shooter look bad but you think he's actually not racist at all and a good guy or what??!!

Are you worried the media is trying to give white supremicists a bad name?