It's two a.m. in the morning. Do you know where your children are?

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#1 JustPlainLucas
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I don't, because I do'nt have any children. :?

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#2 D3nnyCrane
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They're cooped up, waiting for a good home ;)
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#3 wallymartin
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I do'nt have any children.

JustPlainLucas

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

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#4 kingdre
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I have no children. :|

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#5 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

I do'nt have any children.

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

Oh crap, I am aren't I! ..... Would you happen to know their names so I can start lookign for them?
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#6 VespertineStar
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I told you last night, no. If I had kids though, at 2 in the morning they would have probably sneaked out of the house.
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#7 fidosim
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The phone is also ringing in the whitehouse. My children are a twinkle in my future wife's eye whom i've never met. That's just creepy...
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#8 MistressMinako
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Hopefully in bed, because I am not getting them out of bail again! :x :P

Hold that thought... *goes to their bedroom to check*

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#9 wallymartin
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

I do'nt have any children.

JustPlainLucas

Are you sure? Maybe you're just that bad a parent.

Oh crap, I am aren't I! ..... Would you happen to know their names so I can start lookign for them?

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

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#10 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

No, b ut they're the names of my ex's children, who i last slept with about 9 year ago. Wait... they're not about 8 or 9 years of age, are they? :?
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#11 wallymartin
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[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

These two kids wandered into my apartment about an hour ago, could be them. Are your children named Juanita and Timon?

JustPlainLucas

No, b ut they're the names of my ex's children, who i last slept with about 9 year ago. Wait... they're not about 8 or 9 years of age, are they? :?

Congrats, you have kids! :D No worries, they are safe here. I've got 'em preoccupied with so much ice cream they won't be getting into any trouble until you come to pick them up.

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#12 CleanPlayer
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My kids.....man I wish I didn't lose custody.
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#13 -Jombo-
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My kids are still in my happy place.
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#14 Jekken6
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I have no children. :|

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Same. Still in my teens, not ready for any kids. Dealing with the a-holes around me is enough.

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#15 mindstorm
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Know where my children are? I'd like to know where their mother is first... or rather, who she is. o.0
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#16 ifrit_01
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Sleeping in bed.
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#17 kiniky
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for the last time no.
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#18 k_smoove
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Two a.m. in the morning? As opposed to what, two a.m. at night?

Regardless, I don't have kids... that I know of. ;)

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#19 An-Archist
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I have nilch children:S
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#20 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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Look, I told that snaggled-tooth chickenhead that those kids aren't mine!:evil:

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#21 XilePrincess
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chillin in my ovaries, waiting a few years.
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#22 Treflis
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Unexisting.
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#23 scorch-62
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I have children?
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#24 viper1991
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What children? I didn't steal any children! Who told you that?

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#25 Dante2710
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sold them on ebay.....i mean, they are in school
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#26 JimCarreyForYou
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I'm lucky that I don't have any children right now. And if I did for thier sake and safety they should be in their room sleeping.
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#27 Ceraby
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They're in the closet, where I locked them up.

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#28 clembo1990
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Right here *gropes ******
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#29 freek666
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Currently any future children are safely inside of my testes. *midget kicks me inbetween legs*

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#30 Ceraby
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Currently any future children are safely inside of my testes. *midget kicks me inbetween legs*

freek666

That was no midget. That was your kid. He's tired of being labelled as your midget.

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#31 b3yondstupidity
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I ain't got no children, so I have no clue.