Is it weird buying a condom for the first time?

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#1 califinest101
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The thought of buying a condom for my first time is kinda scary, like isn't it embarrassing? Where do you usually go, or how was your first time buying one? I'm thinking about just manning up and getting one, but eh ; | Should I just go to a local pharmacy like Walgreens? I don't even know what area in the store they will be at, and it would be embarrassing to ask where do you keep your condoms at? Or the look they might give you when you bring it up to the counter, since most of the people working their are middle age-older women. Or should I just go gas station hopping, and seeing if any of them sell it in the bathroom stall? Any advice appreciated.

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#2 194197844077667059316682358889
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It's less weird than unexpectedly becoming a father or having it burn when you pee a few days later :)
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#3 comp_atkins
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It's less weird than unexpectedly becoming a father or having it burn when you pee a few days later :)xaos
pretty much this. and if you're uncomfortable buying them... maybe sex isn't for you yet...
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#4 super_mario_128
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I'll tell you on the day.
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#5 noodlevixen
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It's only weird if:

1. You don't plan on using it

2. You delibrately buy a size bigger than you should

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#6 vadicta
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It's soooo scary. Just tell that girl of yours either get on the pill or prepare for mothrhood because those ar your only options when I can run. 8)

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#7 Oleg_Huzwog
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If you think it'll be awkward, maybe you could ask your mother to buy them for you?

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#8 kittensRjerks
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I wasn't scared or embarassed. You're just making a good decision of buying protection instead of getting someone pregnant. Now buying a prenacy test... That's an akward feeling.

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#9 GettingTired
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Why would it be weird or awkward? You're getting laid.
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#10 XilePrincess
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I was awkwardish, I think it always is the first time no matter how mature you are. Probably because when I see other people with packs of condoms, I think "well, somebody is going to have a lovely time tonight", and it makes me feel awkward knowing that anybody who is like me is thinking the same when they see me with them. I was 15 when I first got them, I brought a friend with me to the drugstore and for whatever reason refused to tell her that my boyfriend and I planned to have sex. Trying not to announce it or anything, I guess. The cashier was a 40something woman, and my friend kept making condom jokes as I was buying them. Just don't bring friends. suck it up and do it alone. If a gas station doesn't sell them in the bathroom, look in malls and stuff. I was in LAX and they had them in the bathrooms there. That seems kind of counterproductive if they don't want you joining the mile high club, doesn't it?
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#11 vadicta
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You could just buy like chips with it, so you can be like "well, I'm really here for chips, but whil I'm at it... :D

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#12 Jehuty08
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quite the opposite for me. it was like a badge of honor. I had this big goofy smile on my face :P

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#13 yabbicoke
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isn't it embarrassing?

califinest101
Why are you asking other people if you find something embarrassing? But, in my opinion, you should not be embarrassed at all, if anything you should be smug about getting laid.
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#14 Oleg_Huzwog
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That seems kind of counterproductive...XilePrincess

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#15 WasntAvailable
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It's only weird if:

1. You don't plan on using it

2. You delibrately buy a size bigger than you should

3. Ask to try it on before hand to see if it fits

noodlevixen

I added an additional point to your list. Definitely not recommend, unless your really unsure.

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#16 Fightingfan
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Well, you can always just punch your girl friend before and afterward.
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#17 StopThePresses
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Is this like the thread topic of the month or something?
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#18 Saturos3091
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:lol: Why would it be awkward or scary? You're buying a product. Man up. If you can't then you're probably not old enough to be having sex...

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#19 VaguelyTagged
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buy some other stuff along with the condom to make it less noticable.

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#20 BMD004
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I'm sure the old lady at walgreens has sold a million boxes of condoms before. You're not special in that regard. Just do it. And besides, even if it is awkward, you'll never have to see her again... or at least until you need some more condoms.

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#21 Fightingfan
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buy some other stuff along with the condom to make it less noticable.

VaguelyTagged

I did this on accident.

I bought a UFC magazine and some gator-aid and it turned out to be a MMA/UFC/Playboy magazine and the cashier said "Busy night".

I didn't get it until I got home and started browsing through the magazine.

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#22 Warship_19
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No you just walk into the store buy them and walk out, its not as bad as it sounds. There are much more embarssing and weird things you can buy. Like try buying a vibrator for someone. God thats weird.

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#23 kittensRjerks
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buy a pregnancy test at the same time to take the focus off the condoms :P

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#24 The_Gaming_Baby
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Probably be weird first time. I've never done it, always make the girlfriend buy them :P

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#25 cee1gee
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the first time i felt weird then after that it was no big deal

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#26 mr_poodles123
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Just use a wal-mart self check out.
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#27 halokillerz
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some ppl just feel embarassed when they buy them. i never bought any but i know i would get a lil nervous b4 buying some, although i would prolly feel excited after i walk out of the store cuz i know wat im gonna be doing8)

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#28 no_more_fayth
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I've never bought condoms by myself.

I usually go with a friend.

Maybe the clerk will think me and him's gonna get down.

That's entertaining.

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#29 RKO510
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Did you know...one of the most shoplifted items are Condoms? I'm not saying you should steal or anything...but shoplifting a simple box of condoms is a Class-C Misdemeanor.
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#30 BMD004
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Fightingfan

I'd hate it if a cashier said something smart about my purchase like that.

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#31 BluRayHiDef
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It's never been weird for me because I can't use them so I don't buy them. Instead, I have to buy large sized garbage bags which I lubricate with Vaseline.:P

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#32 legend26
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I'm sure the old lady at walgreens has sold a million boxes of condoms before. You're not special in that regard. Just do it. And besides, even if it is awkward, you'll never have to see her again... or at least until you need some more condoms.

BMD004

this, and if you still find it awkward, just get abunch of random items and cover the condom with them, so the cashiere spends more time looking at the other products then 1 box of condoms

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#33 F1_2004
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buy the magnum size, nobody's gonna be laughing then!
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#34 legend26
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It's never been weird for me because I can't use them so I don't buy them. Instead, I have to buy large sized garbage bags which I lubricate with Vaseline.:P

BluRayHiDef

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:P

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#35 no_more_fayth
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buy the magnum size, nobody's gonna be laughing then!F1_2004

Just doubting.

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#36 taj7575
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Theres nothing weird about it at all. If your scared of a creepy cashier making a witty statement, just go to a younger cashier.

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#37 BluRayHiDef
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[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]

It's never been weird for me because I can't use them so I don't buy them. Instead, I have to buy large sized garbage bags which I lubricate with Vaseline.:P

legend26

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/pntbllr4life/1248715795982.png

:P

What can I say? I'm just speaking the truth.:P

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#38 Immortalica
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I don't get why it's embarrassing to buy condoms. I'd just pick up a pack, slap it on the counter, and give the cashier a little wink then be on my way.
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#39 zeorshadow19
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All these old people in line kept staring daggers at me at when I got up to the register at Rite Aid so.. yes?

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#41 Logan1616
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My first condom(s) were out of a vending machine from Madrid, Spain :P
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#42 mahlasor
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I dont know about buying condoms, but to me... It is a hell of a waste of money. Just have sex in a different fashion? Wink wink, nudge nudge. I mean seriously, someone actually makes a living selling..... plastic for your "woo hoo?" edit: just get a small rubber band, some garbage bags, ......, Profit
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#43 TheLittleReaper
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Can be sort of weird the first time, but it really stops fazing you after a little while. For me it depends on the cashier... where I go it's usually either my friend who doesn't care, or my best friends mom. :?

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#44 Mochyc
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Wasn't weird for me. Just bought some at the dispenser outside my local pharmacy. Granted it was midnight :P, but there were still some people around.
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#45 worlock77
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buy some other stuff along with the condom to make it less noticable.

VaguelyTagged

Like earplugs.

Yep, this was an actual purchase for me once. Boy, that got an odd look from the clerk.

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[QUOTE="VaguelyTagged"]

buy some other stuff along with the condom to make it less noticable.

worlock77

Like earplugs.

Yep, this was an actual purchase for me once. Boy, that got an odd look from the clerk.

"Hey, she refused to come quietly" :o
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#47 Papadrach
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Its only weird when the clerk or the people you walk past make it weird. I'm 17 and been buying them for about a year with my gf of a year. And i feel like a responsible person buying them, but when the clerk or whoever looks at me funny or even laughs when i walk out ( happened last time i went) they are the ones who make it awkward. How is protecting your self from pregnancy and possible std's funny....I usually get them at CVS too. pretty expensive, like 12-14 bucks for like 12 condoms.

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#48 Overlord93
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Get some other stuff with it...like a cucumber and some vasaline

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#49 worlock77
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="VaguelyTagged"]

buy some other stuff along with the condom to make it less noticable.

xaos

Like earplugs.

Yep, this was an actual purchase for me once. Boy, that got an odd look from the clerk.

"Hey, she refused to come quietly" :o

Heh. Although she was standing next to me at the time, so I'm not sure that line would have worked. The earplugs were actually for a concert we were on the way to. The condoms were for after the concert.

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#50 weezyfb
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only if your mom is the cashier in a small town drug store