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#1 The_Gaming_Baby
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Okay so i'm pretty wasted thanks to my brothers birthday party. I have work in 3 hours and no dout im gonna be hammered when my shift starts. Anyone got suggestions how i could cover it up? Love ya x

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#2 Parandrus
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Just call out sick.
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#3 zoraluv
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drunk posting :D finally...........
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#4 Gaming-Planet
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Drink more.

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#5 feryl06
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you don't seem pretty drunk or hammered considering you typed a good sentence(s) with proper punctuations... in any case, call off work. :)

Okay so i'm pretty wasted thanks to my brothers birthday party. I have work in 3 hours and no dout im gonna be hammered when my shift starts. Anyone got suggestions how i could cover it up? Love ya x

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#6 rawsavon
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You are already drunk, might as well drink some rumple (smells like peppermints to cover up the booze smell) I used to get drunk on the job all the time (before I had a career) If you can't do your job drunk, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place
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#7 jubino
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I'd recommend calling in, but if you can't eat a bunch of bread or something.

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#8 agpickle
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Just call out sick.Parandrus
This, if not. Have fun! :D

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#9 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Where do you work?
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#11 Hackers90
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Make yourself spew, always works for me.
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#12 designer-
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You need to burp, seriously, a few good burps will clear out some of the smell. Follow that with mouth wash, eye drops and if you have time a quick shower with some nice smelling body wash/shampoo. That way you should get rid of most of the stench, and even if caught you could quite plausibly claim to have had a single beer in honor of your brothers birthday.
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#13 rawsavon
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Just call out sick.Parandrus
No :x I hated people that did that crap. You screw over everyone else that bothered to show up
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#14 designer-
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Make yourself spew, always works for me.Hackers90
Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..
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#15 The_Gaming_Baby
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[QUOTE="feryl06"]you don't seem pretty drunk or hammered considering you typed a good sentence(s) with proper punctuations... in any case, call off work. :)

Okay so i'm pretty wasted thanks to my brothers birthday party. I have work in 3 hours and no dout im gonna be hammered when my shift starts. Anyone got suggestions how i could cover it up? Love ya x

The_Gaming_Baby

It took me a while to write that sentence. I check my work damnit!
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http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLLO0t7TiZnDNLkyY

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Lmfao wtf :lol:
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#17 J-WOW
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Drink more.

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its the only way
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#18 bloodling
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[QUOTE="Parandrus"]Just call out sick.rawsavon
No :x I hated people that did that crap. You screw over everyone else that bothered to show up

Well if someone notices he might be shown the door.

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#19 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Hackers90"]Make yourself spew, always works for me.designer-
Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..

Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help
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#20 The_Gaming_Baby
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[QUOTE="Parandrus"]Just call out sick.rawsavon
No :x I hated people that did that crap. You screw over everyone else that bothered to show up

FFS! Dont be a quitter man!
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#21 hyrueprince11
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watch the myth busters episode of drunk guys

I think getting slapped helps

also throw up, eat, try to pee and take a shower

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#22 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Parandrus"]Just call out sick.bloodling

No :x I hated people that did that crap. You screw over everyone else that bothered to show up

Well if someone notices he might be shown the door.

Tis the price you pay.
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#23 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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you don't seem pretty drunk or hammered considering you typed a good sentence(s) with proper punctuations... in any case, call off work. :)feryl06
I agree. For example, my Facebook status after a party on New Year's Eve was "haspp[py nrew yearrr evryonde !!! xxxxx" :/
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#24 gubrushadow
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you are drunk and this is all a dream ...........................
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#25 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Call in sick. Showing up to work drunk is a very bad idea.

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#26 The_Gaming_Baby
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#27 Sheena321
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drunk posting :D finally...........zoraluv
x2 ... hic..... @ TC .. call in sick .. or, drink lots of water, eat dry toast before you go .. an take paraceatamol tbh, id go for option a tho :)
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#28 Truf89
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Just go to work. It makes it more enjoyable :lol: Unless you have to lift things. I did it quite abit :D
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#29 Hackers90
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[QUOTE="designer-"][QUOTE="Hackers90"]Make yourself spew, always works for me.rawsavon
Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..

Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help

It gets the alcohol out of you. Trust me it makes me feel normal afterwards. Its not a bad thing to be sick ya know. I always eat bread and drink water afterwards.
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#30 designer-
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[QUOTE="designer-"][QUOTE="Hackers90"]Make yourself spew, always works for me.rawsavon
Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..

Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help

and if hes spewing blood there are much bigger issues then work to worry about. Hackers alcohol is absorbed into your blood stream when it takes effect. Meaning puking wil do nothing for you in terms of actually getting you to sober up. It will make you thinner if you do it consistently, thats called bulimia.
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#31 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Hackers90"][QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="designer-"] Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..

Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help

It gets the alcohol out of you. Trust me it makes me feel normal afterwards. Its not a bad thing to be sick ya know. I always eat bread and drink water afterwards.

How does that affect your BAC :? The only thing that would do is eliminate any alcohol not yet absorbed
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#32 EMOEVOLUTION
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you deserve to suffer for your bad decision making
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#33 zoraluv
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you deserve to suffer for your bad decision makingEMOEVOLUTION
have you never gotten drunk :o
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#34 Hackers90
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="designer-"] Drunken Bulimia, dont know how I feel about that..designer-
Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help

and if hes spewing blood there are much bigger issues then work to worry about. Hackers alcohol is absorbed into your blood stream when it takes effect. Meaning puking wil do nothing for you in terms of actually getting you to sober up. It will make you thinner if you do it consistently, thats called bulimia.

Jesus, I never said I do it consistently. In fact I'v only done it 3 times in my life, and that was when I was insanely hammered and needed a quick fix lol. It made me feel miles better, as my stomach was full of beer and therefore spewing emptied me. Besides most people are involuntary sick when drunk anyway. I always drank and ate something afterward.

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#35 AmnesiaHaze
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id take a day vacation if i were you , better than risking the job

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#36 pygmahia5
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you should have smoked instead. your senses wouldnt be as messed up! anyways yea just call in sick. thats what i would do.
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#37 joesh89
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Either call in sick or drink a litre of coffee.

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#38 FlipYapTheGrunt
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Just call out sick.Parandrus
Smartest answer yet.

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Bread.
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#40 CrystalFox
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I hope you don't work in a foundry.

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#41 HerrJosefK
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Hackers90"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] Yeah, unless he is spewing blood, it is not going to help

It gets the alcohol out of you. Trust me it makes me feel normal afterwards. Its not a bad thing to be sick ya know. I always eat bread and drink water afterwards.

How does that affect your BAC :? The only thing that would do is eliminate any alcohol not yet absorbed

Which would usually only be possible in the first 10 or 15 minutes, depending on what and how much you drink, what you have eaten recently, and your own individual biochemistry. For binge drinking, it usually will be effective in the first hour or so, give or take.
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#42 EMOEVOLUTION
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]you deserve to suffer for your bad decision makingzoraluv
have you never gotten drunk :o

I have been drunk, but never when I expected to have some form of responsibility proceeding the event.
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#43 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"]drunk posting :D finally...........

Were you not here @ 2:30am this morning? That's all I was doing.
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#44 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]you deserve to suffer for your bad decision makingEMOEVOLUTION
have you never gotten drunk :o

I have been drunk, but never when I expected to have some form of responsibility proceeding the event.

then carry on
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#45 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="zoraluv"]drunk posting :D finally...........

Were you not here @ 2:30am this morning? That's all I was doing.

:o i need to be here often then
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#46 Laser_Hunter
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Depends what your job is.
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#47 BloodJunkie213
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Call out sick. I can think of more bad than good trying to go to work drunk.

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#48 bloodling
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"][QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]you deserve to suffer for your bad decision makingEMOEVOLUTION
have you never gotten drunk :o

I have been drunk, but never when I expected to have some form of responsibility proceeding the event.

Besides, after being drunk I'm really tired, definitely not the kind of state I would like to work in.

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#49 Wolls
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Depends, what do you do for a living TC?
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Depends what your job is.Laser_Hunter

Im a KGB officer. WEll not really