If your teacher assaulted you what would yo do??

[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="br0kenrabbit"]

I punched a teacher because she threatened to break my finger in front of the whole class. She got fired. I got coddled. :)

br0kenrabbit

It was 6th grade, like 1986 I think. This chick Mary Ellen and I did not get along, and during music class (the teacher came to our room, not vice-versa), Mary Ellen drew a characture of me as a gorillia picking my nose and eating poop. I complained and the teacher looked at the drawing and said "It looks about right", so I stood up a flipped her the finger and dropped the F U bomb, and she said "if I EVER see that finger again I'm going to break it".

So I punched her in the jaw.

She got fired because you punched her? She may have threatend you, but you flicked her off and acted inapropriatly. Because of your actions someone lost their job and likely struggled to find another. That's not reallyfair on her:|. The least I would have suspected was expulsion, not a request not to sue.

I love you guys' overconfidence in your fighting abilities. Solid_Snake325

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake325"]I love you guys' overconfidence in your fighting abilities. super_mario_128

Where's the option for "I would let her assault me and come bacjk for more"

Grab the nearest object and feel sorry for when it connects.

i'd kick his ass:x

Well, I guess I'd be in Grade danger. Hahahaha....

Zan_Puppet

LOL you should do stand up.

Well, I guess I'd be in Grade danger. Hahahaha....

Zan_Puppet

LOL nice. If it were a recurring event I might have to buy pants with...(wait for it)....a scholastic waistband :P

I would use a spirit bomb to blow up their house.

lilasianwonder

This made me lol so much. :P

The funny thing is, I would probably do the same.

Related joke:

Boy comes back from school and tells his dad, "Dad, today I had s*x with my teacher!" The dad is obviously very proud of his son for becoming a man and takes him to ice cream. After the ice cream, the dad buys the boy a new bike in honor of the occassion. The dad asks the boy to give the bike a spin, and the boy says, "Not now dad. My butt still hurts"

screw telling the principle, id go straight to the police:twisted:

that'll teach a teacher not to **** with me

I attended a school where corporal punishment was permitted (and used quite frequently), so you might say that I witnessed a certain amount of institutionalized assault.

The corporal punishment usually took the form of a caning, i.e. 2 to 6 hard strokes delivered to the buttocks with a thin bamboo cane. However some teachers preferred to use wooden bats and one even improvised with a thick, heavy wooden plank that had broken off one of the desks.

But the strangest corporal punishment I ever confronted was from a female teacher I had right back in 3rd grade: "Mrs Swemmer" liked to use her long fingernails to pinch little boys on the backs of their thighs. (Yes, really!) This bizarre punishment she would mete out for such serious infractions as, oh, untidy handwriting.

dude, armbar.

Male teacher- Get a good enough punch to stun him and escape
Female teacher- Just get out of the room the best I could but don't punch

Depends,if its a guy or an ugly lady teacher i'd kick their butt then sew them

If it's a hot lady teacher,i'd say sorry despite the fact that she was the one who assaulted me :shock:

if you let them beat you up real bad and then report them they'll get done for assaulting a minor which would no doubt have severe punishments. why did you make this thread btw got a teacher who hates you?

Option 3 sounds perfect to me. :P

If she was hot I'd touch her boobs and tell her we were even.