If you were going to leave your son one piece of advice, what would you say?

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]"Son, I am disappoint"Hemmaroids

"Read between the lines, criticize the words their selling, think for yourself and feel the walls become sand beneath your feet."

Dont **** that or you will get an infection.

"never watch one piece. Always watch black lagoon"

"If you really are my son... Never play Green Day Rockband"

"never watch one piece. Always watch black lagoon"

TheShadowLord07

Good point, I prefer to watch Naruto over One Piece.

I'd tell him he can be liberal when he's young and conservative when he's older - ala Churchill.

"There is no such thing as "free". Someone, somewhere, will pay for what you were told was "free""

You were a mistake..go erase yourself..:(

"If you ever search for traps, make sure you do not forget the invisible ones too"

"Son, surpass me, so that you too can receive training from King Kai"

After some thought I've decided to change mine to say 'Son, all men are competitors, but that doesn't mean all mean are good competitors. The gene pool hasn't been bleached for a long while, master the sheeple and be the alpha male... dead'.

"Son I did not have sexual relations with that women"

1. Kill All Babies. 2. Rob a Bank. 3. Never read OP 4. Give as much advice as you want. 5. Seriously though rob a bank, its the coolest of all crimeslloveLamp

...always remember to be happy in life...you can be sad and mad when you are dead.

i would tell him this: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. "The_Last_Ride

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You were a girl when you were born.

Do something useful with your life.

Your adopted!

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.-George Washington

Associate with men of good quality if your own reputation; for it is better to be alone then in bad company. -George Washington

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Here are a few I might say.

[QUOTE="The_Last_Ride"]i would tell him this: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. "tocklestein2005

"Son, I am your father"

And he be all like NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoo

Befriend everyone...every single person on the planet

Do what you're good at for the rest of your life.

If you were going to leave your son one piece of advice, what would you say?

Don't drink that wine.