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#1 jo-joGun
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.... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.
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#2 Colin1192
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it is probably best to not disclose what my intentions would be

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#3 butteman12
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1.) girls locker room

2.) bank

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#4 WheresKinggiAt
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Obvious answer is to just steal things or take whatever you want from vendors. That and sneak into highly exclusive places.

Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

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#5 jo-joGun
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it is probably best to not disclose what my intentions would be

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Just fantasy, no foul.
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#6 butteman12
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

Obvious answer is to just steal things or take whatever you want from vendors. That and sneak into highly exclusive places.

Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

:)
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#7 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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My moral obligations would immediately fly out the window.
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#8 mindstorm
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I'd take a picture of myself in front of the mirror and post it on facebook because I'm a hip and trendy invisible dude.
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#9 dkrustyklown
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1. Bring Osama Bin Ladin's head to America.

2. Hold an auction for the book & movie rights.

3. Retire to play video games for the rest of my life.

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#10 blackngold29
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If you stole something, wouldn't you get caught? It'd be floating through the air. And yeah, probably be all over that locker room.
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#11 Dman0017
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would i need to give up my laser vision?
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#12 Pirate700
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The obvious answer would be to hang out where you'll see chicks nakey. :oops:

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#13 RockLeeJump
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Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

WheresKinggiAt

Well then I must be one big creep... :P

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#14 WheresKinggiAt
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The obvious answer would be to hang out where you'll see chicks nakey. :oops:

Pirate700

You can see girls naked anytime. You don't need to be invisible to go to strip clubs. Also if you were invisible you'd have enough at your disposal not to have to do creepy things like stalk girls in the locker room.

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#15 juden41
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Would my clothes be invisible too? Because if I walked into the girls' locker room, and my invisibility wore off, I'd be in the girls' locker room AND naked. Maybe they'd just giggle and point.
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#16 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

The obvious answer would be to hang out where you'll see chicks nakey. :oops:

WheresKinggiAt

You can see girls naked anytime. You don't need to be invisible to go to strip clubs. Also if you were invisible you'd have enough at your disposal not to have to do creepy things like stalk girls in the locker room.

I mean girls of your choosing that you otherwise wouldn't be able to see naked. Celebrities, etc. And I was partially joking.

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#17 SgtKevali
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

RockLeeJump

Well then I must be one big creep... :P

I don't get it. If you want to see naked girls go to a nude beach.

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#18 joao_22990
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A voyer's paradise. Awesome.
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#19 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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it is probably best to not disclose what my intentions would be

Colin1192
Pretty much this.
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#20 RockLeeJump
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[QUOTE="RockLeeJump"]

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

SgtKevali

Well then I must be one big creep... :P

I don't get it. If you want to see naked girls go to a nude beach.

Yes, I am tottaly going to go to a nude beach, where, not only is there men, but also old ladies, old men, old men with old ladies... plus I don't live near the beach... and I'm pretty sure the girls are going to notice me lookin at their zoom zooms... that is all

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#21 blackngold29
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Maybe they'd just giggle and point.juden41
I would bet not. :P
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#22 hiphopballer
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bank.
girls locker room
rated R movies
free movies
scare ppl

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#23 WheresKinggiAt
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[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

[QUOTE="RockLeeJump"]

Well then I must be one big creep... :P

RockLeeJump

I don't get it. If you want to see naked girls go to a nude beach.

Yes, I am tottaly going to go to a nude beach, where, not only is there men, but also old ladies, old men, old men with old ladies... plus I don't live near the beach... and I'm pretty sure the girls are going to notice me lookin at their zoom zooms... that is all

Yeah I'm pretty sure girls that go to nude beaches don't get mad when guys look at them, unless you're talking about weirdly following them around.

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#24 mindstorm
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bank.
girls locker room
rated R movies
free movies
scare ppl

hiphopballer

This one made me laugh. "If only I were invisible, then I could get in to see that sucky movie!"

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#25 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="RockLeeJump"]

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

I don't get it. If you want to see naked girls go to a nude beach.

WheresKinggiAt

Yes, I am tottaly going to go to a nude beach, where, not only is there men, but also old ladies, old men, old men with old ladies... plus I don't live near the beach... and I'm pretty sure the girls are going to notice me lookin at their zoom zooms... that is all

Yeah I'm pretty sure girls that go to nude beaches don't get mad when guys look at them, unless you're talking about weirdly following them around.

You're completely missing the point and fun of this topic. :|

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#26 WheresKinggiAt
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="RockLeeJump"]

Yes, I am tottaly going to go to a nude beach, where, not only is there men, but also old ladies, old men, old men with old ladies... plus I don't live near the beach... and I'm pretty sure the girls are going to notice me lookin at their zoom zooms... that is all

Pirate700

Yeah I'm pretty sure girls that go to nude beaches don't get mad when guys look at them, unless you're talking about weirdly following them around.

You're completely missing the point and fun of this topic. :|

Creepy misogynists aren't any fun :|

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#27 StopThePresses
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.... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.jo-joGun
"Oh, look at our money floating right out of the building. That's not odd at all!"
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#28 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]Yeah I'm pretty sure girls that go to nude beaches don't get mad when guys look at them, unless you're talking about weirdly following them around.

WheresKinggiAt

You're completely missing the point and fun of this topic. :|

Creepy misogynists aren't any fun :|

Maybe to you but that doesn't mean you should rain on everyone elses naked parade.

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#29 darkchrisify
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Haunt my worst enemies.:twisted:

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#30 WheresKinggiAt
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]You're completely missing the point and fun of this topic. :|

Pirate700

Creepy misogynists aren't any fun :|

Maybe to you but that doesn't mean you should rain on everyone elses naked parade.

I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!

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#31 bobaban
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Pull a Hollow Man
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#32 batman_is_aweso
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1. buy Batman rights

2. ?????

3. Profit

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#33 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]Creepy misogynists aren't any fun :|

WheresKinggiAt

Maybe to you but that doesn't mean you should rain on everyone elses naked parade.

I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!

You're comparing the lighthearted desire to see naked women to the KKK. :?

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#34 scorch-62
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Get a seeing eye dog.
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Well it'll be a helluva day for Hollywood if that ever happen :P
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#36 StopThePresses
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I'd have someone go to a casino and play roulette and I'd manipulate the outcome. I wouldn't do it every single time because then it would be ridiculously obvious that something was going on.
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#37 WheresKinggiAt
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Maybe to you but that doesn't mean you should rain on everyone elses naked parade.

Pirate700

I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!

You're comparing the lighthearted desire to see naked women to the KKK. :?

You did that with your horrible logic. Either way one event is disrespecting a race and one is disrespecting a gender they aren't all that different.

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#38 smc91352
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Many creeps will answer girls locker room.WheresKinggiAt
Am I a creep if I peep at my husband? :oops:
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#39 gandaf007
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I would go talk with a red-bronze dragon in an ancient dwarven castle.

Wait a second...

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#40 Gonzafan
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I would play the computer or play piano.

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#41 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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I don't think you can say you'd severely harm certain people..if you were to do that when you turned invisible...so i won't...

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#42 positivebalance
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i'd go on a rampage in a police station. not kill them, but scare the hell out of those damn pigs! and of course, banks.

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#43 Snipes_2
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I wouldn't do much more than I do now. I would hop in my car and drive around :P

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#44 Barbariser
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Invisible people wouldn't actually be able to see anything, so all that would happen is that I'd be bumping into random objects as I walk and eventually I'd get squashed by a car or encounter some other similarly undesirable end to my life.

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#45 MushroomWig
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.... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.jo-joGun
Being invisible does not give you sudden access to bank vaults. It cracks me up when people say that. I would play tricks on people if I was invisible! :)
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#46 MushroomWig
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Invisible people wouldn't actually be able to see anything, so all that would happen is that I'd be bumping into random objects as I walk and eventually I'd get squashed by a car or encounter some other similarly undesirable end to my life.

Barbariser
You're thinking too much, obviously the OP is suggesting that you can still see.
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#47 positivebalance
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[QUOTE="jo-joGun"].... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.MushroomWig
Being invisible does not give you sudden access to bank vaults. It cracks me up when people say that. I would play tricks on people if I was invisible! :)



you can sneak in and find the key fool!!!11

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#48 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"][QUOTE="jo-joGun"].... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.positivebalance

Being invisible does not give you sudden access to bank vaults. It cracks me up when people say that. I would play tricks on people if I was invisible! :)



you can sneak in and find the key fool!!!11

Lol, bank vaults require more than just a key. 99% of vaults require a password either through a keypad or a safe dial. Yup, being invisible would be amaaazing for that. ;)

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#49 positivebalance
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[QUOTE="positivebalance"]

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"] Being invisible does not give you sudden access to bank vaults. It cracks me up when people say that. I would play tricks on people if I was invisible! :)MushroomWig



you can sneak in and find the key fool!!!11

Lol, bank vaults require more than just a key. 99% of vaults require a password either through a keypad or a safe dial. Yup, being invisible would be amaaazing for that. ;)



hmm... you can interrogate a guard, say you are a demon ghost, and will kill his puppies via swat team if he doesn't give up the code!

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#50 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]

[QUOTE="positivebalance"]

you can sneak in and find the key fool!!!11

positivebalance

Lol, bank vaults require more than just a key. 99% of vaults require a password either through a keypad or a safe dial. Yup, being invisible would be amaaazing for that. ;)



hmm... you can interrogate a guard, say you are a demon ghost, and will kill his puppies via swat team if he doesn't give up the code!

It would be funny if that worked because the people working in the bank would just see bags of money float out by themselves. xD