If Chuck Norris and Mr.T came to your door...

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#1 sk8erPWNZOR
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What would you do?
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#2 Curlyfrii87
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Post it on GameSpot! :?
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#3 sammyjenkis898
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If Chuck Norris and Mr. T came to my door the world would explode.
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My house would implode from teh awesome!
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#5 auron_16
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tell Mr. T that Chuck said his mohawk was ugly, and watch the ensuing battle.
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#6 groovdafied
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Offer tea and crumpetts, and make sure he holds the dam cup right!
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#7 wado-karate
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Post it on GameSpot! :?Curlyfrii87
Darn, you took what i was going to say :P
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#8 Master_Saibot
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Bow down before I get a roundhouse kick and some pitying.
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#9 legend26
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the amount of awesomeness contained in that room would cause this to happen

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#10 esbastica
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who the hell is Mr.T?
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#11 Timstuff
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My jaw would drop, and I'd ask if I could get a picture with them, and then ask them to sign my A-Team and Walker DVDs
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#12 sk8erPWNZOR
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the amount of awesomeness contained in that room would cause this to happen

legend26
this
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#13 cyberdarkkid
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I would call the cops, why the heck would they be in front of my house? :x
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#14 Treflis
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Invite them in for coffee and cake like a good host.
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#15 legend26
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who the hell is Mr.T?esbastica

are you serious???

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#16 bahamut_032
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I would make Chuck Norris watch a DVD of Way of the Dragon, while Mr.T watches Rocky III. :lol:

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#17 groovdafied
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[QUOTE="esbastica"]who the hell is Mr.T?legend26

are you serious???

I pitty da foo who doesn't know who (or what) mista T is!
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#18 rockguy92
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I wouldn't care.
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#19 esbastica
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[QUOTE="esbastica"]who the hell is Mr.T?legend26

are you serious???

considering i'm iranian,i should not be expected to know him i think,i've seen him somewhere though lol

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#20 R0cky_Racc00n
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Ask them what they wanted.
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#21 RenegadePatriot
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I would slam the door in their face after I opened it >_>
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#22 downed_round
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I have nothing to fear. I treat my mother right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
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#23 Lockedge
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What would you do?sk8erPWNZOR
Allow Jean Reno to hang from the roof and kill them with his pistols, 'The Professional" style.
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#24 BiancaDK
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Repent my sins after abolishing my heretical agnostic ways. There would have to be a God for me to get that kind of luck!
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#25 freshgman
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show them to my room
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#26 Honenheim
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i'd be like

" you pity me Image Hosted by ImageShack.us "

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#27 sukraj
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I'd make them a cup of tea.
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#28 gamer_10001
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Threesome :D
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#29 freshgman
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Threesome :Dgamer_10001
ouch. a painful one
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#30 BiancaDK
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[QUOTE="gamer_10001"]Threesome :Dfreshgman
ouch. a painful one

yes, but who dares wins!
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#32 dave123321
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Ask what they want. Move on from there.
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#33 dave123321
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I would slam the door in their face after I opened it >_>RenegadePatriot
But what if they get mad and decided to shoot you? Your death would sadden me.
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#34 BiancaDK
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[QUOTE="999realthings"]

I'll beat them em just they're old and wrinkly.

Then I patch them up and probably ask them if they wanna chill and apologize for getting bragging rights of the century.

you cant beat them? Maybe Mr.T because he only has his one-liners, but Chuck Norris will only die by the hands of natural circumstances. As in, the universe collapsing into itself. (which he himself will be a major factor in the chain of causation.)
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#35 mlbslugger86
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an army of ninja would come from behind me and i would sit there and enjoy the show
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#36 FireBirdPheonix
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tell Mr. T that Chuck said his mohawk was ugly, and watch the ensuing battle.auron_16
What he said
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#38 fatalitty11
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I would implode!
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#39 kyleali11
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I would shut the door in their face. Now if Bass Rutten came to my door...
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They already are :|
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#41 BiancaDK
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[QUOTE="999realthings"][QUOTE="BiancaDK"][QUOTE="999realthings"]

I'll beat them em just they're old and wrinkly.

Then I patch them up and probably ask them if they wanna chill and apologize for getting bragging rights of the century.

you cant beat them? Maybe Mr.T because he only has his one-liners, but Chuck Norris will only die by the hands of natural circumstances. As in, the universe collapsing into itself. (which he himself will be a major factor in the chain of causation.)

Well, he got old and I'm pretty Chuck Norris can get his ass kick by Bruce Lee back then, so he's only lost since then. I think can handle myself maybe I just settle for him saying "Why did you try hit me, that didn't even hurt"

im not gonna argue against Bruce Lee. *dreamy eyes*
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#42 Thiago26792
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Take pictures :P

And post it on gamespot, of course.

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#43 laughingman42
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I would take a picture with them, get an autograph from each of them, then I would see if I could convince Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Mr. T
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#44 uas-2001
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Get their autograph then roundhouse kick them both dead so I could prove that I am the real Chuck Norris.
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#45 DJ-Lafleur
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I would wonder what the H, E, double hockey stick they would want with me. :?
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#46 Bloodbath_87
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Kill them both and hang their heads on the wall as trophies. Can you imagine the internet rep I would get off of that?