I just ate a 13 year old Mentos...

It tasted normal, then I read the label, 1997.

So lets start making bets, what's going to happen to me?

BTW I won't stop eating them until I feel my insides fall apart

Your going to pass out in 10 minutes. Also i can't remember what a mentos is.

You'll gain superpowers of some kind.

maybe you'll be transported in time to an age in which we care.rlake

Congratulations! :D

You have now eaten a set ofexpired MENTOs.

Good luck on your next find!

And all the best for this current one!

I bet the walls of your stomach are going to fall apart and your heart is going to pound really hard. After ten or fifteen mins your mouth is going to burn and your legs are going to shake. The hair on your neck (if you have any) are going to get white, slowly spreading the color change through out your head. Soon your gut is going to bleed and you won't be able to controll your any of your muscles, causing your body to feel like it's going to faint. BUT suddenly you read this message and realize that your eyes are red, and are trying to roll backwards.

I hope this helped, if not you can always go to the ER.

Congratulations, I guess.

You'll star feeling woozy, eventually you'll fall onto the floor which will turn to the ocean. You'll stand up on the beach looking around. You'll see you you're best friend holding his hand out to you as you see a large wave about to engulf him.

You run for him hoping to save him but its too late and you're hit by the wave. Underwater you can still see your best friend holding his hand out and you try to swim to him. But the current is too strong and you're swept away. You stand up in the water and look to shore and you see your other best friend (who is also your love interest) calling your name.

You go to her. You chat for a little bit. Then you see a meteor shower. Then you see a body falling out of the sky. Then you realize its your own body. As you see this you fall onto the ground. Then you're in the ocean again. You go all the way down to the ocean floor and you stand. All of a sudden there are birds everywhere flying off the ground revealing a picture of Snow White.

You'll star feeling woozy, eventually you'll fall onto the floor which will turn to the ocean. You'll stand up on the beach looking around. You'll see you you're best friend holding his hand out to you as you see a large wave about to engulf him.

You run for him hoping to save him but its too late and you're hit by the wave. Underwater you can still see your best friend holding his hand out and you try to swim to him. But the current is too strong and you're swept away. You stand up in the water and look to shore and you see your other best friend (who is also your love interest) calling your name.

You go to her. You chat for a little bit. Then you see a meteor shower. Then you see a body falling out of the sky. Then you realize its your own body. As you see this you fall onto the ground. Then you're in the ocean again. You go all the way down to the ocean floor and you stand. All of a sudden there are birds everywhere flying off the ground revealing a picture of Snow White.

mrmusicman247

Your going to pass out in 10 minutes. Also i can't remember what a mentos is.

warownslife

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You'll star feeling woozy, eventually you'll fall onto the floor which will turn to the ocean. You'll stand up on the beach looking around. You'll see you you're best friend holding his hand out to you as you see a large wave about to engulf him.

You run for him hoping to save him but its too late and you're hit by the wave. Underwater you can still see your best friend holding his hand out and you try to swim to him. But the current is too strong and you're swept away. You stand up in the water and look to shore and you see your other best friend (who is also your love interest) calling your name.

You go to her. You chat for a little bit. Then you see a meteor shower. Then you see a body falling out of the sky. Then you realize its your own body. As you see this you fall onto the ground. Then you're in the ocean again. You go all the way down to the ocean floor and you stand. All of a sudden there are birds everywhere flying off the ground revealing a picture of Snow White.

warownslife

It's kinda like what happens when you take pop rocks and cola, except your kidneys implode 20 years later while you spontaneously combust in cold fire.

My diagnosis is that you'll live.the_foreign_guy

You should be okay, well maybe. :D

Your going to pass out in 10 minutes. Also i can't remember what a mentos is.

warownslife

Here

Congratulations! :D

You have now eaten a set ofexpired MENTOs.

Good luck on your next find!

And all the best for this current one!

I bet the walls of your stomach are going to fall apart and your heart is going to pound really hard. After ten or fifteen mins your mouth is going to burn and your legs are going to shake. The hair on your neck (if you have any) are going to get white, slowly spreading the color change through out your head. Soon your gut is going to bleed and you won't be able to controll your any of your muscles, causing your body to feel like it's going to faint. BUT suddenly you read this message and realize that your eyes are red, and are trying to roll backwards.

I hope this helped, if not you can always go to the ER.

ShAbInAtOr

I think your body will not be able to process the food so every time you drink Coke or Pepsi it will shoot violently out of your mouth and knock you on your back

Here's a video for example

FRESH BREATH i presume;)

You will be perfectly fine.

I predict nature will ask for its Mentos back within 24 hours.

Mentos Chestburster, I ate a 10 year old Mars bar about a year ago, which was apparently given to them by a dead relative just before they died so I may have eaten a ghost :o

Now all you need is to drink Coke from 1998 and you'll qualify as an atomic bomb.

Your stomach will probably explode and a rush of soda/mentos will blow you up. I'm sorry to say that you will only live for 15 more minutes

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You'll star feeling woozy, eventually you'll fall onto the floor which will turn to the ocean. You'll stand up on the beach looking around. You'll see you you're best friend holding his hand out to you as you see a large wave about to engulf him.

You run for him hoping to save him but its too late and you're hit by the wave. Underwater you can still see your best friend holding his hand out and you try to swim to him. But the current is too strong and you're swept away. You stand up in the water and look to shore and you see your other best friend (who is also your love interest) calling your name.

You go to her. You chat for a little bit. Then you see a meteor shower. Then you see a body falling out of the sky. Then you realize its your own body. As you see this you fall onto the ground. Then you're in the ocean again. You go all the way down to the ocean floor and you stand. All of a sudden there are birds everywhere flying off the ground revealing a picture of Snow White.

mrmusicman247

[QUOTE="mrmusicman247"][QUOTE="warownslife"]Did you just post the beggining of kingdom hearts?

C-Lee

Damn,you ruined it for me :cry:

I once drank a 2 year old opened can of Sprite that I found behind the fridge. Nothing happened to me.

BTW I won't stop eating them until I feel my insides fall apart

Frenzyd109

Your body, your call.

You'll star feeling woozy, eventually you'll fall onto the floor which will turn to the ocean. You'll stand up on the beach looking around. You'll see you you're best friend holding his hand out to you as you see a large wave about to engulf him.

You run for him hoping to save him but its too late and you're hit by the wave. Underwater you can still see your best friend holding his hand out and you try to swim to him. But the current is too strong and you're swept away. You stand up in the water and look to shore and you see your other best friend (who is also your love interest) calling your name.

You go to her. You chat for a little bit. Then you see a meteor shower. Then you see a body falling out of the sky. Then you realize its your own body. As you see this you fall onto the ground. Then you're in the ocean again. You go all the way down to the ocean floor and you stand. All of a sudden there are birds everywhere flying off the ground revealing a picture of Snow White.

mrmusicman247

Congratulations! :D

You have now eaten a set ofexpired MENTOs.

Good luck on your next find!

And all the best for this current one!

I bet the walls of your stomach are going to fall apart and your heart is going to pound really hard. After ten or fifteen mins your mouth is going to burn and your legs are going to shake. The hair on your neck (if you have any) are going to get white, slowly spreading the color change through out your head. Soon your gut is going to bleed and you won't be able to controll your any of your muscles, causing your body to feel like it's going to faint. BUT suddenly you read this message and realize that your eyes are red, and are trying to roll backwards.

I hope this helped, if not you can always go to the ER.

The real pressing question here should be: was it as fresh-making as a modern Mentos?