I can bench 700 lbs

Har har har

You must be very proud of yourself.

You can get a new job no doubt bro :-/

Higher the bench the smaller the... nah, nevermind.

If you're looking for a cookie, or some sort of reward, did YOU ever come to the wrong place.

In case you're wondering about the locked thread, you have to make some sort of effort to have a discussion. Posting things like this will only result in a lock.