I am not mean. Why do rich and famous mens still want Jello?

Jello is over a half century old and she looks rough and used up. If I were a famous rich mans like Affleck, Arod, or that dude who killed Biggie, I’d go for a younger less used unit with a younger newer poontang.

So no one would buy a 996 911 if they could afford a 992. So why buy a 1960s model when you could get one made in the 1990s or 2000s?

No matter how old she looks, she'll always have that unique jiggly, gel-like texture that appeal to many men.

Threads like this are not allowed, period.