How would you dispose of a body?

Just finished watching "Snatch" again. Brick Top and his pig solution is frightening and enlightening at the same time.

Because even though a body is 75% water, getting rid of that 25% of bone without drawing attention to yourself is the trick.

How would you dispose of your enemy "mafia style" without bringing attention to yourself? I'd rent a boat for 2 days (cash, of course), encase the arms and legs in concrete (because tying weights will cause the ropes to slip and the body to float to the top eventually due to the the skin breaking down and becoming slippery), dump it in the open sea and replace the GPS on the boat with the exact same model after I get back to port as well as fill it back up with fuel.

Like I said before..

Inside my pants :D

A bib, some fava beans and a nice chianti. :twisted:Sargatanas13576

I wonder if John Gotti ate Jimmy Hoffa. :lol:

[QUOTE="Sargatanas13576"]A bib, some fava beans and a nice chianti. :twisted:Neoyamaneko

I wonder if John Gotti ate Jimmy Hoffa. :lol:

He did! I was at that banquet, good times...good times...

TC is looking for ideas lol.Zephgaldarien

Chances are, I'd be sitting in a cell in 50 seconds if I used most of these ideas. :lol:

[QUOTE="Zephgaldarien"]TC is looking for ideas lol.Neoyamaneko

Chances are, I'd be sitting in a cell in 50 seconds if I used most of these ideas. :lol:

I'd travel to a very distant country side place, "divide" it into several parts, carbonize each one and then blow the dust onto the ocean. Clean the car and then drop by to someones place, a friend, familiar, colleague who lives far from that place.

Like I said before..

Inside my pants :D

luisen123

i dispose of my body inside my pants every day

Line. Officially. Crossed.

+ Ew.

I'd travel to a very distant country side place, "divide" it into several parts, carbonize each one and then blow the dust onto the ocean. Clean the car and then drop by to someones place, a friend, familiar, colleague who lives far from that place.

AgentA-Mi6

Throw it inside a manhole. Nobody checks it.Zerocrossings

Easier said than done.

Aren't those things about 200 lbs of solid iron and you need a special tool to remove one?

[QUOTE="Zerocrossings"]Throw it inside a manhole. Nobody checks it.Neoyamaneko

Easier said than done.

Aren't those things about 200 lbs of solid iron and you need a special tool to remove one?

Actually im pretty sure all that tool does is is hook the small holes around the lid so it can be lifted. So im pretty sure there are other tools available that fits that criteria.

[QUOTE="AgentA-Mi6"]

I'd travel to a very distant country side place, "divide" it into several parts, carbonize each one and then blow the dust onto the ocean. Clean the car and then drop by to someones place, a friend, familiar, colleague who lives far from that place.

Digital_DJ_00

I strongly recommend you to watch suzumiya haruhi then.

It might be tough to find a place where a body could burn undisturbed for 8-10 hours though. Poedon

The theater that is playing the latest Uwe Boll movie.

feed them to piggyspete_merlin

You didn't read the original post, did you?

Ever seen shallow grave, great film and theres this scene where the characteds are in anyold hardware store shopping and comparing shovels and hacksaws for disposing of theire body, and you dont see this in gangster films like Goodfellas so where do they get all theire stuff from

If I had to dispose of a body I would remove the teeth and finger prints, then put it in a hospital incenerator, construction site it, or burry it out in the woods buy a long stretch of road

First off remove the fingers, toes and teeth, burn those and dispose of those separately. Slice up the remains into many small pieces, including the bones, and burn them. Collect those new remains, put them in separate bags, weigh them down (possibly encase them in concreate altogether), and drop them in the ocean, as far out as you can get. And presto, body disposed of.

That's what I'd do anyway, I'd want to leave no chances.

First off remove the fingers, toes and teeth, burn those and dispose of those separately. Slice up the remains into many small pieces, including the bones, and burn them. Collect those new remains, put them in separate bags, weigh them down (possibly encase them in concreate altogether), and drop them in the ocean, as far out as you can get. And presto, body disposed of.

That's what I'd do anyway, I'd want to leave no chances.

ithilgore2006

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]

First off remove the fingers, toes and teeth, burn those and dispose of those separately. Slice up the remains into many small pieces, including the bones, and burn them. Collect those new remains, put them in separate bags, weigh them down (possibly encase them in concreate altogether), and drop them in the ocean, as far out as you can get. And presto, body disposed of.

That's what I'd do anyway, I'd want to leave no chances.

horgen123

I agree, buy this time Horatio Cain is standing calmly behind you with a gun and a stupid witty remark whic he will only use at the right time and very slowly

[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]

First off remove the fingers, toes and teeth, burn those and dispose of those separately. Slice up the remains into many small pieces, including the bones, and burn them. Collect those new remains, put them in separate bags, weigh them down (possibly encase them in concreate altogether), and drop them in the ocean, as far out as you can get. And presto, body disposed of.

That's what I'd do anyway, I'd want to leave no chances.

smiggy4000

I agree, buy this time Horatio Cain is standing calmly behind you with a gun and a stupid witty remark whic he will only use at the right time and very slowly

He shall hold it behind your head and then take off his sunglassess, tilt his head, put his sunglasses back on, tilt his head the other way, then arrest you only firing his gun if you fire at him first

Then when he interogates you his head will sloly rise to meet you gaze in about 5 minuetes, its weird that he never looks anyone directly in the eyes until hes thougt og a witty retort

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"]

First off remove the fingers, toes and teeth, burn those and dispose of those separately. Slice up the remains into many small pieces, including the bones, and burn them. Collect those new remains, put them in separate bags, weigh them down (possibly encase them in concreate altogether), and drop them in the ocean, as far out as you can get. And presto, body disposed of.

That's what I'd do anyway, I'd want to leave no chances.

horgen123

Soup anyone? :shock:mindstorm

My favorite! :P

And hope it lands somewhere far fasr away. Can you imaging the mess it would make when it lands?smiggy4000

Regarding the disposal by cannon?

Well, wherever it lands it's not my problem anymore.:twisted:

But yeah, that would be pretty disgusting.

Hey, what if I launched it into the horizon, then it kills five people upon impact? What if it completely wrecks a car or something? lol

wait what? this topic confuses me. why dispose of a perfectly good sex object? :roll:Gokuja

lmao.

I'd eat it.cousin_eddy

As for the bones...wood chipper :D.

I would actually have an very ingenius way of doing it, rather then "eating it" but I just owke up and my mind isn't turned on right now so....eating it works for me.