how many kids would you want to have?
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[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]. And supergoat, good luck finding a women willing to mate with you.supergoat777
Alreadyfound 5
Look at you, playa!Actually, I want to plant my young inside the bellies of a thousend women and raise an army of goblin spawn.
Only one or two, I'm thinking of adopting after my hereditary kids move out though. It'd be a nice thing to do.Setsa
you should maybe you might find a kid as cool as me. I was adopted. 8) so were my 2 other brothers!
None, I don't handle responsibility very well and I wouldn't want anything tying me down later in life
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My current gf had like 7 or 8.
[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]:o That was my ideao.0 my army shall defeat yours in battleActually, I want to plant my young inside the bellies of a thousend women and raise an army of goblin spawn.
Nibroc420
[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]:o That was my ideao.0 my army shall defeat yours in battle Charlie sheen's army will beat both of yoursActually, I want to plant my young inside the bellies of a thousend women and raise an army of goblin spawn.
DmadFearmonger
I think two is perfect. But I would not mind three. If my wife is tall (like 6' or more) I want to procreate a football team; our kids would be unstoppable football players, models, and more. I've got awesome genes.
[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]o.0 my army shall defeat yours in battleDmadFearmongerCharlie sheen's army will beat both of yoursCharlie sheens army does not consist of goblin warriors does it? No, but his army is HUGE.. and they are all WINNING!
I think two is perfect. But I would not mind three. If my wife is tall (like 6' or more) I want to procreate a football team; our kids would be unstoppable football players, models, and more. I've got awesome genes.
mrbojangles25
You mean basketball team!
[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"]da-biggirl007? They would be the perfect couple ![QUOTE="raiden509"]
He just has to find a girl who really likes to bench press
raiden509
Theres a big BIG problem.
1. she's taller than me, by about 2 inches
2. she's my sister.
[QUOTE="Setsa"]Only one or two, I'm thinking of adopting after my hereditary kids move out though. It'd be a nice thing to do.supergoat777
you should maybe you might find a kid as cool as me. I was adopted. 8) so were my 2 other brothers!
Adoption is grossly under-rated I find. I'm just seeing myself getting bored after the first wave of kids move out, so I'd have to raise more :PThey would be the perfect couple ![QUOTE="raiden509"][QUOTE="Agent-Zero"] da-biggirl007?
supergoat777
Theres a big BIG problem.
1. she's taller than me, by about 2 inches
2. she's my sister.
1. I like how the fact that she's taller takes precedent over the fact that you are bro and sis. 2. You are still growing. 3. She's your adopted sister, no need to worry about increased chance for genetic defense. 4. You already live together![QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]Charlie sheens army does not consist of goblin warriors does it?DmadFearmongerNo, but his army is HUGE.. and they are all WINNING!This is not good, I'm going to need to spawn more goblin children. Good luck. Charlie Sheen has reproduced with tens of thousands of women
[QUOTE="supergoat777"][QUOTE="raiden509"] They would be the perfect couple ! Agent-Zero
Theres a big BIG problem.
1. she's taller than me, by about 2 inches
2. she's my sister.
1. I like how the fact that she's taller takes precedent over the fact that you are bro and sis. 2. You are still growing. 3. She's your adopted sister, no need to worry about increased chance for genetic defense. 4. You already live together!Problem solved[QUOTE="imaps3fanboy"][QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]This is not good, I'm going to need to spawn more goblin children.DmadFearmongerGood luck. Charlie Sheen has reproduced with tens of thousands of womenI'll need to reproduce my goblins with entire populations, we do battle in europe. There be where my army is born One kid per 9 months is too slow :( Need like, 4000 per 9 months. now to find 4000 wimmins.
[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]
I think two is perfect. But I would not mind three. If my wife is tall (like 6' or more) I want to procreate a football team; our kids would be unstoppable football players, models, and more. I've got awesome genes.
supergoat777
You mean basketball team!
**** no. I hate basketball :P
but *sigh* they are (or will be, knock on wood)their own people, they can play whatever they want as long as theyre good at it and have fun.
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