How did your father/parents give you "the talk"?

About sex. Just so we don't have any misunderstandings.

Well?

One day I was doing homework (I was 14) and my dad said, Hey....bud (long awkward pause), I want to talk to you about -"

"Nah, it's cool dad, I know."

He said thanks and left. I laughed my ass off after he walked out of the room.

That pretty much settled it. My father is a pretty quirky guy, so I figured I'd save him the emberassment.

There was no such talk. They were just always open about that stuff and it was probably explained to me at a very young age, but without the awkwardness. I don't really remember lol. I've been allowed to watch M and R rated movies since I was about 6 or 7.

When I got caught like a deer in headlights.

Let's just say my step-dad wasn't very pleased while giving me this lesson. Anywho, I wasn't really paying attention since I already learned about that stuff in 4th grade.

I don't think I got it. Maybe he knew I wouldn't have the balls to ask a girl out.

I'm 19 and I still haven't gotten the talk, mainly because Hollywood pretty much taught me what "it" is by definition.

Can't say I ever got 'the talk' from my parentsxsynth

Oh, and BTW, my church's youth group did in front of the entire group, only they got really tame with the definition.

I never got the talk from my mom. That would've been too awkward for the both of us. :lol:

[QUOTE="xsynth"]Can't say I ever got 'the talk' from my parentskamikaze_pigmy

nope I got the "drug talk" though

They didn't. In fact, that conversation didn't come up in any shape or form. Except for storks. I'm grateful.

I am 14 and I didn't have the talk yet.

my parents gave me a book and said if i had any questions to ask

I don't even remember if they really did.

I got diarrhea because I began to wonder what the word sex meant and from the bathroom I yelled to my mom "What's sex?" For some reason whenever I don't know something and I want to know what it means I get diarrhea untill I tell ask my mom. She bought books for me.

I'm 19 and I still haven't gotten the talk, mainly because Hollywood pretty much taught me what "it" is by definition.

ChrisSpartan117

Dont worry its coming;)

Well it started like this.... I spent the night at my friends house one Saturday night when I was about 10 and there were some other kids staying over too (including the pastor of our church's son). Late at night we decided to turn to some "questionable programming" on the television. The next day we had to go to church and after the sermon was over,my dad came up to me flipping **** (all our families went to the same church). Apparently, the pastors son told his dad and his dad told all our parents. It was quite an intense car ride home (my dad has serious anger issues) and when we got home my parents sat down with me and asked "what do you already know". That was the worst part, telling them what I knew. It just felt so akward. After that they filled me in on some other things and it was over.....feelsbadman.

I was never given the talk.

No they never did. Thank god. I can't imagine how awkward it would be, not to mention they know I have no interest in building a relationship like that for a very long time.

In grade 6 my class had a sex education thingo and they asked parents to volunteer and my mum volunteered and the girl I liked was in my group.

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Never had the talk. I figured it out on my own a long, long time ago.

Can't say I ever got 'the talk' from my parentsxsynth

They never did.

They tried a couple times, but I never let them say more then a sentance or two

There was no such talk. They were just always open about that stuff and it was probably explained to me at a very young age, but without the awkwardness. I don't really remember lol. I've been allowed to watch M and R rated movies since I was about 6 or 7.

raynimrod

basically this for me as well.

I was about 14. I was watching television and they both walked in, turned the tv off and said "We think it's time we told you about sex." Then they started telling me the whole process with very rigorous visual examples. 9 months later my sister was born.

cd_rom

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Thanks for making my day.

Is this talk like an American phenomenon? Because I honestly don't know anyone from Europe or Asia that has had this.. th3warr1or

I was given some porn and told to go wild.

There was no talk. I love my parents to death, but they were stereotypical religious idiots when it came to sex and refused to discuss it. ZOMG SEX IS HORRIBLE AND WRONG!

There was no talk. I love my parents to death, but they were stereotypical religious idiots when it came to sex and refused to discuss it. ZOMG SEX IS HORRIBLE AND WRONG!

Radiatedrich91

Reversal in my case. When I was finally in High School, I was the one to ask THEM why had they never given me the 'talk'.

"We figured school or TV would teach you," they said.

They never needed to. I looked up some porn.