I don't bother with how people type on forums and stuff. For a lot of people English might not be their first language, so it's fair enough to expect mistakes. Plus it's an internet forum, it's not for publication. What really does my head in is lazy, incorrect English as spoken by the English. Like:
People that say 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.
When people say 'myself' when they mean 'me'.
Use of the word 'party' as a verb.
The proliferative use of the word 'like' into sentences in which it doesn't belong. As in, "so I was, like, so angry that...". It doesn't make any difference to the emphasis or meaning of the sentence. it can also be used to irritating effect like this: "so I was just, like, what?". Doesn't even make sense.
And of course there is the famous High Rising Intonation, whereby every sentence becomes a question. Usage of the HRI is clearly grounds for compulsory euthanasia.
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