Funny things to put in the end credits?

Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Pirate700

Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Pirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Cloud_Insurance

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Cloud_Insurance

[QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Darth-Caedus

[QUOTE="Darth-Caedus"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"] I don't get itCloud_Insurance

[QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"][QUOTE="Darth-Caedus"]It sounds like huge anus:PPirate700

[QUOTE="Pirate700"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"] then shouldn't it just read huge anus?Cloud_Insurance

[QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]Do you have clue, WTF you're talking about or what this thread is about? :|Trx07

Hugh Ganus - Bathroom attendant Pirate700

I was always a fan of "Hue G. Recshon"

So I'm making a thing, and there's are credits at the end of it.
I need to mention a few people, who actually didn't do anything with it.

So I would like you to come up with as funny random made up jobs that could actually be from a movie set or just completely random.
For example "Cofee Biatch - Jack (the guy who is reponsible for suppling people with coffee)
or "Cleaning bird poo out of cuckoo clocks" - John

You get what I'm saying.Koba123

That's unprofessional, dude. As little as they might have been involved wirth the movie, they obviously did enough to deserve to be named in the credits.

So yeah...**** that. If they aren't worthy of being in the credits, then simply don't put them in the credits. But if they're worthy of being in the credits, then WHY are you wanting to belittle any contribution that they made?

Dude, just act like a professional. If they didn't do enough to be in the credits, then simply don't put them in the damn credits. And if they DID do enough to be credited, why the HELL would you want to assign them with intentionally demeaning roles just in order to make them look bad?

"Haha! I'm the director and I'm big! There's the dude who brought me coffee! Let's laugh at him for being the coffee *****! HAHAGAHA!"

Whatever dude, that's just being a jerk. If having someone bring you your coffee is so demeaning that you have to try to belittle them in the damn credits, then maybe you ought to get your own damn coffee. Some directors are notorious for treating their workers like crap, but I doubt that YOU are a James Cameron or a David O. Russell. Keep a damn sense of perspective here. At least those guys manage to make awesome ****. But when you're a freaking Gamespot poster who is "making some thing", I think that you ought to drop the superior attitude and avoid being a jerk.

Some filmmakers have enough reputation that they can AFFORD being total jerks. YOU? I don't know. What exactly HAVE you done?

[QUOTE="Koba123"]So I'm making a thing, and there's are credits at the end of it.
I need to mention a few people, who actually didn't do anything with it.

So I would like you to come up with as funny random made up jobs that could actually be from a movie set or just completely random.
For example "Cofee Biatch - Jack (the guy who is reponsible for suppling people with coffee)
or "Cleaning bird poo out of cuckoo clocks" - John

You get what I'm saying.MrGeezer

That's unprofessional, dude. As little as they might have been involved wirth the movie, they obviously did enough to deserve to be named in the credits.

So yeah...**** that. If they aren't worthy of being in the credits, then simply don't put them in the credits. But if they're worthy of being in the credits, then WHY are you wanting to belittle any contribution that they made?

Dude, just act like a professional. If they didn't do enough to be in the credits, then simply don't put them in the damn credits. And if they DID do enough to be credited, why the HELL would you want to assign them with intentionally demeaning roles just in order to make them look bad?

"Haha! I'm the director and I'm big! There's the dude who brought me coffee! Let's laugh at him for being the coffee *****! HAHAGAHA!"

Whatever dude, that's just being a jerk. If having someone bring you your coffee is so demeaning that you have to try to belittle them in the damn credits, then maybe you ought to get your own damn coffee. Some directors are notorious for treating their workers like crap, but I doubt that YOU are a James Cameron or a David O. Russell. Keep a damn sense of perspective here. At least those guys manage to make awesome ****. But when you're a freaking Gamespot poster who is "making some thing", I think that you ought to drop the superior attitude and avoid being a jerk.

Some filmmakers have enough reputation that they can AFFORD being total jerks. YOU? I don't know. What exactly HAVE you done?

[QUOTE="Koba123"]So I'm making a thing, and there's are credits at the end of it.
I need to mention a few people, who actually didn't do anything with it.

So I would like you to come up with as funny random made up jobs that could actually be from a movie set or just completely random.
For example "Cofee Biatch - Jack (the guy who is reponsible for suppling people with coffee)
or "Cleaning bird poo out of cuckoo clocks" - John

You get what I'm saying.MrGeezer

That's unprofessional, dude. As little as they might have been involved wirth the movie, they obviously did enough to deserve to be named in the credits.

So yeah...**** that. If they aren't worthy of being in the credits, then simply don't put them in the credits. But if they're worthy of being in the credits, then WHY are you wanting to belittle any contribution that they made?

Dude, just act like a professional. If they didn't do enough to be in the credits, then simply don't put them in the damn credits. And if they DID do enough to be credited, why the HELL would you want to assign them with intentionally demeaning roles just in order to make them look bad?

"Haha! I'm the director and I'm big! There's the dude who brought me coffee! Let's laugh at him for being the coffee *****! HAHAGAHA!"

Whatever dude, that's just being a jerk. If having someone bring you your coffee is so demeaning that you have to try to belittle them in the damn credits, then maybe you ought to get your own damn coffee. Some directors are notorious for treating their workers like crap, but I doubt that YOU are a James Cameron or a David O. Russell. Keep a damn sense of perspective here. At least those guys manage to make awesome ****. But when you're a freaking Gamespot poster who is "making some thing", I think that you ought to drop the superior attitude and avoid being a jerk.

Some filmmakers have enough reputation that they can AFFORD being total jerks. YOU? I don't know. What exactly HAVE you done?

lighten up

[QUOTE="Darth-Caedus"][QUOTE="Cloud_Insurance"] I don't get itCloud_Insurance

Oh my...my belly hurts! This is so funny. Hugh Ganus=genius! Funny sh*t.

Overkill much? It's not a blockbuster movie that I'm going to release upon the world, it's a small little thing for a small community.
Since it's a small community, and the project is small and fun, I just wanted to do the credits as a fun little bonus joke. No harm to anyone. Just a fun little credits gag, where everyone gets their name mentioned.
Koba123

Did you happen to run this idea by them? Did you ask them if they are okay with being credited with jobs like "coffee *****" and "feces guy"?