Ever been attacked by a fly?

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#1 InvaderJones
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Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.
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Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.InvaderJones

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#3 thriteenthmonke
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one flew up my nose once
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#4 secretsaiyan007
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just do what i do,bug them when they are asleep
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#5 My_Name_is_Eric
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The shiny ones piss me off. Why are they shiny?
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#6 Celldrax
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I've literally been attacked by flies. In the summer, sometimes we get these bush flies around which try to bore into your skin.....it hurts.
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[QUOTE="InvaderJones"]Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.Slice267

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#8 judog1
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They are annoying.
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#9 MutableMark
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The shiny ones piss me off. Why are they shiny?My_Name_is_Eric
The shiny green ones? o_O
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#10 deactivated-622bc1476d5f5
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lol.
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[QUOTE="InvaderJones"]Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.Slice267

Sweet pic! *saves*

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#12 My_Name_is_Eric
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[QUOTE="My_Name_is_Eric"]The shiny ones piss me off. Why are they shiny?MutableMark
The shiny green ones? o_O

Precisely.
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#13 ronnie_m17
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i hit afly before, and i guess it got mad and started running in to me so i ran
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#14 DeeJayInphinity
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Yeah, yesterday this fly wanted to watch me take a shower so I waited until it stopped on the wall and I started to throw spitballs at it. I hit it a few times until it flew off into the kitchen. 
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#15 chickenLips44
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horse flies rape me everytime im in eastern wa
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#16 InvaderJones
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horse flies rape me everytime im in eastern wachickenLips44
Thats why I never go camping unless it's in a cabin but thats not camping...
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#17 Atrus
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Yes, I showed a fly mercy once by simply swatting him away. It on the other hand seemed to declare an unholy war on me, following me from room to room and ramming me until I beat it to death with a rolled paper.
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#18 skipyou
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I've literally been attacked by flies. In the summer, sometimes we get these bush flies around which try to bore into your skin.....it hurts.Celldrax
same thing happened to me on a vacation once
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#19 InvaderJones
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Yes, I showed a fly mercy once by simply swatting him away. It on the other hand seemed to declare an unholy war on me, following me from room to room and ramming me until I beat it to death with a rolled paper. Atrus
That fly had spunk.
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#20 looksofat
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I wait for a fly to stop somewhere and raid it. Works like a charm.
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#21 HyperMetaDragon
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I ate a fly once. To be honest, it actually tasted quite delicious. Just kidding. :)
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#22 silkylove
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Brundelfly?

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#23 jrlc1
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[QUOTE="Slice267"]

[QUOTE="InvaderJones"]Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.Media_geek20

Sweet pic! *saves*

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#24 hiddenattacker
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one once got stuck in my eye...that was bad...
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#25 trigun3x
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flies do suck, but then i think, they only have a few weeks to live, so i'll let them be
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[QUOTE="Media_geek20"][QUOTE="Slice267"]

[QUOTE="InvaderJones"]Because there is one right now buzzing around for past two days that flies in your face ON PURPOSE!!! I swear if I didn't have pets and that fool would land I would Raid his butt to death.jrlc1

Sweet pic! *saves*

christ that just put me in a good mood
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#28 durrty2
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Nope but I once got hit by a guy in a giant fly costume.
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#29 aus_pride
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Bloody horse flys!!!:x
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#30 r3iz0
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I had one fly into my eye while bike riding a couple days ago.
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#31 Norg
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Yeah horse flys will attack u i was outside running away from one i must of ran like 2 blocks and that dumb fly still kept coming after me
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#32 aus_pride
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Yeah horse flys will attack u i was outside running away from one i must of ran like 2 blocks and that dumb fly still kept coming after me Norg

lol:lol:

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#33 sisominux
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By a fly? nope
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#34 Achilles438
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I dont have to worry about flies with 6 cats in my house.
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Not too long ago our house had an infestation of little fly like creatures..there must have been hundreds of them. I would kill one and another one would come, and it continued over and over for about a week.
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#36 deactivated-5be1380e71594
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horse flies... they hurt. one bite and you're bleeding for a while
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#37 nobodyshero87
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nope i havent had a fly attack me before

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#38 Varese_basic
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It's wierd how a mosquito will get into my car to bite me but as soon as I start rolling it wants out and I can't kill it. So it bangs against the window to get out so I open the window and thinking its gone. nope
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#39 Varese_basic
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Not too long ago our house had an infestation of little fly like creatures..there must have been hundreds of them. I would kill one and another one would come, and it continued over and over for about a week.sparklebarkle
Those are probably drain flies and you need to clean out your sink drain and then pour Liquid Plumber to finish the job.
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#40 The_Tombo
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i get flys into my eyes all the time if i don't close my helmet on my bike. And one time there was this fly that was annoying me so i got one of those little fish cheese crackers and kept putting it gently beside him. After flying away a couple of times it figured out that it was delicious and began eating it. No longer afraid of me and thinking of me as a friend I had no trouble killing it. True story.
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#41 xJBones79x
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Not by a fly, by something worse...
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#42 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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there are certain flies that bite humans for blood/food.
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#43 RogerC44
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I've been attacked by a Horse Fly.
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#44 Lance_C
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Yep, one flew into my eye. I am not kidding! I closed my eye when the fly hit my eye and it got stuck. I decided to open my eye so he flew away and of course it worked. I'll never forget that odd incident.
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#45 nickmag
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Quick! Call the SWAT team!
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#46 justxtremekilla
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When I was younger the small flys would try to kamikaze my eyes. And I regularly get bitten on holiday, maybe I'm just not a fly person.
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#47 SinkO
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Horseflies are small devils, born from the dark flames of Hell and sent to earth to bug the crap out of innocent people. I hate them from all my heart. This is funny btw, since I just made a blog entry about friggin' bugs.