Dora the Explorer Aquapet...child's toy or sex toy?

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#1 Orlando_Magic
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lmao what kind of company markets toys like that towards kids? That looks like something you'd find in a sex shop.


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#2 Dark__Link
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At least it's not geared towards children under 5.
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#3 cradleOFfilth37
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So is that why my Dora toy smells like tuna?

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#4 LoG-Sacrament
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"requires 2 AAA batteries" lol
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#5 videogamer456
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Yea, I saw that on Yahoo a while ago. If it could scream out Spanish terms while a girl used it, that would be hot. But sadly, I'll never be able to watch Nick. Jr again and anytime I see little children wearing those bookbags, I will have to cry a little inside.
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#6 staindcoldlp
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:shock: Holy crap.
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#7 Video_Game_King
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Combined with Bratz Lil Slut Make Up Kit, this is making toddler sex rates SKY ROCKET!!!
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#8 foxhound_fox
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:lol:

I would think there are probably better stimulation solutions out there that are of higher quality... but this is hilarious.

I think Sue Johanson may have got into the child toy market. ;)
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#9 cradleOFfilth37
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"requires 2 AAA batteries" lolLoG-Sacrament

I'd opt for the handcrank version

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#10 Orlando_Magic
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There's more:lol:
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#11 GreaseMonkey
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I giggled
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#12 Orlando_Magic
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Aquapet: Squirt



http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Planet-Toys-Inc-Aquapet/dp/B0006SH3UG

Talk about an ironic name for an aquapet....wow....:lol:
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#13 cradleOFfilth37
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Aquapet: Squirt



http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Planet-Toys-Inc-Aquapet/dp/B0006SH3UG

Talk about an ironic name for an aquapet....wow....:lol:
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Squirting sextoy by Nickolodeon!!!

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#14 mattmaul5488
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This is really scary lol Is this from the "My first" series of toys?..."My first vibra...." you can finish the rest lol
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#15 LoG-Sacrament
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[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]"requires 2 AAA batteries" lolcradleOFfilth37

I'd opt for the handcrank version

well kids these days need everything done for them
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#16 tycoonmike
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Combined with Bratz Lil Slut Make Up Kit, this is making toddler sex rates SKY ROCKET!!!Video_Game_King
Not to mention the Little Miss Stripper Pole Dancing Kit. My hand to God, I can't remember where I heard about it, but there is or was a product like that on the market.
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#17 SinkO
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Hahah! That Squirt toy cracked me up! I really wonder if it's just a coincidence?
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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]Combined with Bratz Lil Slut Make Up Kit, this is making toddler sex rates SKY ROCKET!!!tycoonmike
Not to mention the Little Miss Stripper Pole Dancing Kit. My hand to God, I can't remember where I heard about it, but there is or was a product like that on the market.

yeah,thats not creepy in anyway :?

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#19 Bourbons3
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Wow thats wrong :|
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[QUOTE="tycoonmike"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]Combined with Bratz Lil Slut Make Up Kit, this is making toddler sex rates SKY ROCKET!!!mattmaul5488

Not to mention the Little Miss Stripper Pole Dancing Kit. My hand to God, I can't remember where I heard about it, but there is or was a product like that on the market.

yeah,thats not creepy in anyway :?


Whoever bought that for their kid should reconsider being a parent. Same with the "toys" already discussed here.
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#21 cradleOFfilth37
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[QUOTE="cradleOFfilth37"]

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]"requires 2 AAA batteries" lolLoG-Sacrament

I'd opt for the handcrank version

well kids these days need everything done for them

But a handcrank would conserve power.....

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#22 zero9167
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hahaha
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#23 LoG-Sacrament
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can an aquapet pull your hair or talk dirty? i didnt think so
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#24 inyourface_12
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lol
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#25 alcarazo9
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are you kidding me :|
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#26 CHAOSWEAV3R
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Wow... :lol: And kids actually play with these things?
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#27 lugiemojeed
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wow i have a dirty mind
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#28 daniel52587
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What the ****! :o. What is this world coming to......:?
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#29 Lemur543
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lmao what kind of company markets toys like that towards kids? That looks like something you'd find in a sex shop.


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#30 tao_bromley
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XD
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#31 lol_waffles
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Wow....just, wow.....:lol:
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#32 Funkyhamster
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That is really creepy.
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#33 sk8erboi796
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PWN3D!

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#34 metallica_fan42
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What's next, the Paris Hilton How to become a whore guide:|
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There was a Harry Potter broom that vibrated, and kids were supposed to feel like they were flyiing when they sat on it.... um....

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#36 ShadowSlaya91
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What's next, the Paris Hilton How to become a whore guide:|metallica_fan42
:lol: Oh man...
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#37 Orlando_Magic
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There was a Harry Potter broom that vibrated, and kids were supposed to feel like they were flyiing when they sat on it.... um....

Half-Life_man




Yeah I remember that too:lol:


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#38 Media_geek20
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I've seen it before, but still humorous, none the less.
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#39 whos_next000
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Old, but hilarious none the less. :lol:
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#40 whos_next000
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I've seen it before, but still humorous, none the less. Media_geek20
Old, but hilarious none the less. :lol:whos_next000
Holy crap. We almost had the same post. :shock:
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#41 Orlando_Magic
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[QUOTE="Media_geek20"]I've seen it before, but still humorous, none the less. whos_next000
Old, but hilarious none the less. :lol:whos_next000
Holy crap. We almost had the same post. :shock:



teh conspiracy!
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#42 yamum2
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thats weird. i think they should change the design
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#43 StarFoxCOM
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It looks like a sex toy or a body perserved
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#44 KiIIyou
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I would hit it, yes.
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#45 luke1889
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That has to be intentional, surely? :lol:
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#46 Tolwan
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No wonder little girls are always so...happy...
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#47 Orlando_Magic
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thats weird. i think they should change the designyamum2


But then it wouldn't be so hawt.
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#48 yamum2
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Combined with Bratz Lil Slut Make Up Kit, this is making toddler sex rates SKY ROCKET!!!Video_Game_King
haha your rite
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#49 Orlando_Magic
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Wow thats wrong :|Bourbons3


Yes, quite wrong indeed.
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 "They even have a few secrets (can you discover them?). When you adopt an Aquapet, it will love you back!" :oOMG
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