Do you ever FART in public?

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#1 NosajWorld
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I have... alot...

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#2 wigan_gamer
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If I'm with lads then ye, if I'm with girls then usually not :) gentleman deep down
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#3 manicfoot
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Last summer me and my friends went to see Die Hard 4 and just as the trailers end, and the name of the film comes up with the rating and everyone goes quiet.... I put my feet behind my head and did the loudest fart imaginable. All my friends burst out laughing, and some of the people in the front row looked at me like I was insane and then started laughing too :lol:
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#4 Andrn
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Not really. If it's in private, then sure. It's gotta go out sometime.
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#5 big_boss4life
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Cant live without doing it that.. is like my hobby :D
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#6 Boba_Fett_3710
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Last summer me and my friends went to see Die Hard 4 and just as the trailers end, and the name of the film comes up with the rating and everyone goes quite.... I put my feet behind my head and did the loudest fart imaginable. All my friends burst out laughing, and some of the people in the front row looked at me like I was insane and then started laughing too :lol:manicfoot

That's great!

I never fart in public, I was taught to leave the room.

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#7 _LiquidFlame_
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Yeah, in a library. :lol:
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#8 courtneyygee
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Um girls don't fart...coughcough....

But I sure do the biggest, loudest belch's in public!!! Soooo amazing =]

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#9 Boba_Fett_3710
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Yeah, in a library. :lol:_LiquidFlame_

Did it echo through out the books and stuff?

I always think it's funny when a dog or a baby farts because they are oblivious to it.

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#10 dirtyd100
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I'll probably do it when I'm in the bathroom.
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#11 btaylor2404
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I try not to. True story, my wife and I've been together 12 years and I've never farted in front of her. She thinks it's funny.
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#12 Big_Bad_Sad
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Last summer me and my friends went to see Die Hard 4 and just as the trailers end, and the name of the film comes up with the rating and everyone goes quiet.... I put my feet behind my head and did the loudest fart imaginable. All my friends burst out laughing, and some of the people in the front row looked at me like I was insane and then started laughing too :lol:manicfoot
A mate of mine done that just after some fella died in Lord of the Rings. I laughed but I was like 16 at the time.
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#13 GrammarKills
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I find that I do fart in public at times but I try not to.
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#14 flammable_zeus
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I'd say everybody does, even if they say they don't. Whether they're always audible or not however is another question. I'm usually pretty quiet in public. Louder if mates are around sometimes.
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#15 Zaeryn
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No, I hold it in, always.
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#16 tratyu92
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No, I hold it in, always. Zaeryn
Same here.
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#17 kingdre
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I try to keep it quiet.
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#18 SamuelMaximum
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I like to do it in the elevator. I let it out and when everyone looks at me, I look at the guy next to me and go EWWWWW.
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#19 L8erSquare
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I let it known!
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#20 fluffers623
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only with my man friends..
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#21 deactivated-5e7d3c08ed601
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i save em for when my brother pisses me off
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#22 LordWaspy
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Of course, it is funny to see the other people's reactions.
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#23 Chairman-Yin
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i fart in narrow hallways and corridors

so people behind me can walk through my funk.

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#24 xxxMoreBeerxxx
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I try not to. True story, my wife and I've been together 12 years and I've never farted in front of her. She thinks it's funny.btaylor2404

You need to introduce her to the fine art of the Dutch oven. You are missing out (and so is she)!

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#25 Half-Life_man
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I don't fart in front of anyone.
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#26 Premier1101
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I try not to around people, but some slide out.....

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#27 Bloodbath_87
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Nope, never.
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#28 ras2009
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I try to keep it quiet.kingdre
I like them nice and loud myself.
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#29 dissonantblack
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i farted once on the set of blue lagoon.
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#30 MrGeezer
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Only if it's silent, so that I can blame it on someone else.
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#31 Aquat1cF1sh
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Choice A, although it's only when I'm in a crowd of people and no one will be able to hear it.
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#32 better-than-U
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all the time....i love sharting in peoples faces
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#33 UltimateXShadow
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I only do it when I absolutely need to do it, and I do it quietly.
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#34 MoldOnHold
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I hold it in. >_>
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#35 aaronmullan
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All the time
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#36 Sharvie
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I don't it sometimes. :oops:
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#37 metallica_fan42
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Now and then, but most of the time, it seems like nobody notices.
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#38 Vexx88
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[QUOTE="_LiquidFlame_"]Yeah, in a library. :lol:Boba_Fett_3710

Did it echo through out the books and stuff?

I always think it's funny when a dog or a baby farts because they are oblivious to it.

Naa it was kinda like that explosion the deathstar made.
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#39 MKHavoc
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I've done it a few times and didn't like it. Luckily they weren't too loud or stinky.
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#40 ElectronicMagic
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Um girls don't fart...coughcough....

But I sure do the biggest, loudest belch's in public!!! Soooo amazing =]

courtneyygee

Why are girls so impressed that they can burt/belch loudly? This is something I've never understood, whenever they have the oppurtunity they let loose, I've met some that think burping the alphabet is the coolest this in the world.

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#41 Anti-Venom
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I get my girlfriend to fart on me all the time
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#42 kono11
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i ever.... that was gross :P

mwahahahahahahahaha.....

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#43 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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always, i usualy try to keep the noise down though
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#44 Furzjodler
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I always fart in elevators and in in buses i just want to share it with others =)
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#45 UTXII
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I get my girlfriend to fart on me all the timeAnti-Venom

Hawt. :oops:

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#46 thegame458
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I like to do a test fart, if I think the fart is too strong, i let it out slowly, if it is weak, i'll most likely cough or something whilst releasing it so that it would be difficult for the surrounding people the judge me upon farting
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#47 trentman7
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Yes but I usually tend to hold it in. If I can't I let it out sloooowwwllyyyy.
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#48 ElectronicMagic
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I get my girlfriend to fart on me all the timeAnti-Venom

Either that's a funny joke or a sick thing to ask your girlfriend to do on you.

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#49 Junior_AIN
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It's a wonderful experience.....
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#50 Anti-Venom
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[QUOTE="Anti-Venom"]I get my girlfriend to fart on me all the timeElectronicMagic

Either that's a funny joke or a sick thing to ask your girlfriend to do on you.

I dont have to ask her, she enjoys it more then me.