Do you consider yourself a sexy human being?

I do.

When I walk on by

Girls look at me on average for 3-7 seconds

And everyone knows how the stare chart goes

Less than 3 seconds - She's not interested

3 Seconds - You're cute

4 seconds - want to bang

5 seconds - She wants to ask you out

Greater than 6 seconds - Brace yourself, you're about to be tackled/stalked.

Define sexy.

Sexiness is subjective

No.

You're not sexy and you know it.

I'm basically the secret weapon of atheists.

When I walk by even christian evangelists turn gay.

But it doesnt stop there...

Women wish they were men as well.

Transgendered people on the other hand finally decide what gender they'd like to be: male so that they can be with me.

Teenaged

I barely even consider myself a human being.

lol

I do.

When I walk on by

Girls look at me on average for 3-7 seconds

And everyone knows how the stare chart goes

Less than 3 seconds - She's not interested

3 Seconds - You're cute

4 seconds - want to bang

5 seconds - She wants to ask you out

Greater than 6 seconds - Brace yourself, you're about to be tackled/stalked.

SaintWalrus

Girls stare at me all the time it's ridiculous. I don't consider myself sexy though. Very handsome. I work really hard at the gym to try to obtain sexy. Ugalde-

I'm basically the secret weapon of atheists.

When I walk by even christian evangelists turn gay.

But it doesnt stop there...

Women wish they were men as well.

Transgendered people on the other hand finally decide what gender they'd like to be: male so that they can be with me.

Teenaged

Women wish they were men as well.

Teenaged

[QUOTE="Ugalde-"]Girls stare at me all the time it's ridiculous. I don't consider myself sexy though. Very handsome. I work really hard at the gym to try to obtain sexy. 22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="Ugalde-"]Girls stare at me all the time it's ridiculous. I don't consider myself sexy though. Very handsome. I work really hard at the gym to try to obtain sexy. 22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Ugalde-"]Girls stare at me all the time it's ridiculous. I don't consider myself sexy though. Very handsome. I work really hard at the gym to try to obtain sexy. Ugalde-

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Ugalde-"]Girls stare at me all the time it's ridiculous. I don't consider myself sexy though. Very handsome. I work really hard at the gym to try to obtain sexy. rawsavon

Nope, not sexy.

f*ck no...not in the slightest I do have some desirable characteristics, but 'sexy' is not one of themrawsavon

Trying to be poetic with the alliteration and all just for you.

Sexier than some people?SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Sexier than some people?22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Sexier than some people?SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Nope, I've seen your picture; you're f*ck ugly, just like me.Michael0134567

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Nope, I've seen your picture; you're f*ck ugly, just like me.Michael0134567

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"] Think you're mistaken, bro.22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"] Think you're mistaken, bro.22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] He's just trolling you.Don't worry about it.Michael0134567

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Oh so the truth=trolling now? I shall not stand for this shat.

22Toothpicks

[QUOTE="rawsavon"]f*ck no...not in the slightest I do have some desirable characteristics, but 'sexy' is not one of themTeenaged

Trying to be poetic with the alliteration and all just for you.

I've been told several times that I'm handsome (not by strangers mind you :P ), and also that the beard I'm currently sporting does suit me. But being very out of shape......no, I wouldn't consider myself to be teh sexy.

Not at all. I'm smart and all but other than that, I have nothing positive going on for me.

Sexy......NO. Good looking......YES. With flaws.

Everybody knows that I'm the most attractive human being on this planet. ;)