Do people literally pull government conspiracy theories out of their ass?

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#1 TheGrinchh
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I heard the stupidest things on the bus to school today. Car got demolished so I had no choice :/

Anyway, I was sitting by myself and heard these 2 who seemed to be 14/15 year olds talking about the government (lol like they know everything too)

They said:

-Obama will make MREs the standard food source.  Ration cards will be given. No more grocery stores.

-The government is taking away kids from random families and puting them in FEMA camps

-Obama is trying to get congress to approve of an attack on Russia (LAWLWUT)

-The government will have tanks and patrol vehicles guarding every town

 

Anyone want to come with me on my shuttle to leave Earth?

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#2 lostrib
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or they see things on the internet

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#3 JML897
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Literally? Probably not
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#4 deactivated-59f03d6ce656b
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People want to feel smarter then all the "sheep".
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#5 TheGrinchh
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Literally? Probably notJML897
Really? I'm starting to think probably.
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#6 coolbeans90
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That is how they generally originate, yes.

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#7 Riverwolf007
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probably just repeating the things their parents told them.

my folks get these nutjob fund raising letters everyday about how obama is the devil-socialist-anitchrist-muslim-nazi, baby eater-dictator-fascist-commie-double muslim-gun grabber-who is going to lock them away in a christian concentration camp and they eat that shyt up.

some people just blindly believe whatever stupid shyt people tell them to believe no matter if it has any logical sense or not.

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#8 Makhaidos
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I don't see how they can *literally* do it, but yeah, conspiracy theorists are idiots.
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#11 JML897
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[QUOTE="JML897"]Literally? Probably notTheGrinchh
Really? I'm starting to think probably.

Well I've never come up with a conspiracy theory before so maybe.
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#12 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

That is how they generally originate, yes.

thegerg

Do you know what the word "literally" means?

Tell me what it is like to have a double-digit IQ.

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#13 LJS9502_basic
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Yes...
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#15 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]thegerg

Dude that was uncalled for....grow up.

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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"] Do you know what the word "literally" means?thegerg

Tell me what it is like to have a double-digit IQ.

Tell me what it's like to rape your own mother.

Anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jp

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#19 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"]thegerg

Dude that was uncalled for....grow up.

If he asks silly questions he'll get asked silly questions in return.

Just made you look like a douche actually.....
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#21 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"] Tell me what it's like to rape your own mother.thegerg

So edgy. Anyway, kid, fvck off. You are a dense shithead.

There's no reason to insult others. Please try to act like an adult.

How ironic....
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#22 coolbeans90
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Please try to act like an adult.thegerg

You first, pal. I mean, you could point out first grade vocabulary mistakes if it makes you feel like it earned you your GED, but no one buys it.

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#24 dave123321
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No. What makes you think any of those things literally came out of someone's ass?thegerg
No one said that
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#25 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"]Please try to act like an adult.thegerg

You first, pal. I mean, you could point out first grade vocabulary mistakes if it makes you feel like it earned you your GED, but no one buys it.

Don't get all upset just because you're asked a silly question in response to asking a silly question.

The question was quite pertinent, you daft cvnt. Now, go play with your adolescent peers.

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#26 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="thegerg"]No. What makes you think any of those things literally came out of someone's ass?dave123321
No one said that

Dave....you are talking to thegerg...the king of pedantics.
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#27 dave123321
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[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="thegerg"]No. What makes you think any of those things literally came out of someone's ass?LJS9502_basic
No one said that

Dave....you are talking to thegerg...the king of pedantics.

He needs to learn how people communicate
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#28 TheGrinchh
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"] Do you know what the word "literally" means?thegerg

Tell me what it is like to have a double-digit IQ.

Tell me what it's like to rape your own mother.

Leave my thread, you peasant. That sentence proves you're no older than 12.
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#29 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="dave123321"] No one said that

Dave....you are talking to thegerg...the king of pedantics.

He needs to learn how people communicate

I wouldn't have the patience to teach him that....be my guest.
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#30 Serraph105
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assholes tend to spread government conspiracy theories so I would say yes, most come from the ass of society.

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#34 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="thegerg"] There is no reason to insult anyone, please try to act like an adult.

Will you stop saying that to people? Considering your juvenile posts to people here...you have no right to climb up on that high horse.
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#36 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="thegerg"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="thegerg"] There is no reason to insult anyone, please try to act like an adult.

Will you stop saying that to people? Considering your juvenile posts to people here...you have no right to climb up on that high horse.

There are multiple people in this thread making insults and name-calling, I am not one of them. I responded to a silly question with an equally silly question. There is no reason for people to be so upset.

Bull shit. You got down in the mud with them. Stop being a hypocrite.
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#40 LJS9502_basic
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Got down in the mud with me? p>coolbeans90
Settle down man...I'm only calling him out on his hypocrisy....which in retrospect I think that word has too many letters for him to understand.
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#42 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]Got down in the mud with me? p>LJS9502_basic
Settle down man...I'm only calling him out on his hypocrisy.

I know.

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#44 Netret0120
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I heard that Osama is still alive.....
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#45 coolbeans90
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Anyway, I'm done arguing with this dolt. I'm sure he'll be content stroking his ego by finding people on the internet whose grammar is even worse than his own.

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#47 coolbeans90
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[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="thegerg"]Again, there is no reason to insult anyone. Grow up.thegerg

There are reasons to insult people, and more to the point, there are reasons to insult you specifically - namely the fact that you are an especially stupid, immature little twat that has the audacity to grow up. Get the fvck over yourself, you insignificant shite.

I'm not sure what kind of anger issues you have, or who in the world raised you to think that it's reasonable to respond to a stranger in that way, but just know that that type of attitude won't get you too far in life. Maybe you need to take a walk or something, calm down.

I'm perfectly calm, just condescending.

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#48 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="coolbeans90"]Got down in the mud with me? p>thegerg
Settle down man...I'm only calling him out on his hypocrisy....which in retrospect I think that word has too many letters for him to understand.

You seem to be very confused. There is no hypocrisy here (at least none on my end). I have not insulted anyone, nor have I resorted to childish name-calling.

You're delusional......

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#49 Serraph105
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I heard that Osama is still alive.....Netret0120
indeed he now lives with Sebastian and Ariel.
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#50 lostrib
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[QUOTE="Netret0120"]I heard that Osama is still alive.....Serraph105
indeed he now lives with Sebastian and Ariel.

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