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#1 Fundai
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So, the inevitable has finally happened. The dead walk among us! Would you survive?

What's your plan of survival for this sure crisis.

Would you run screaming? Hide in a hole? Build up your own Zombie free empire, And then become a ruthless dictator over your citizens?

Answer poll above, so we can see how long mankind would last.

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#2 Brutal_Elitegs
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Yeah.

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#3 metroidfood
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Yeah.

Brutal_Elitegs

Yeah, most of the human race would do pretty well. :P

And since I'm in a fairly outlying town, I'd have especially good odds.

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#4 raiden509
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Yes and thats all im going say . I dont want anyone to read my plans so when they turn into a zombie they will come and eat my brains
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#5 worthyofnote
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I think it's safe to say that I would survive for quite awhile.

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#6 Mr_Alexander
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[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Yeah.

metroidfood

Yeah, most of the human race would do pretty well. :P

Yeah, except the ones that are zombies.

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#7 XxspritexX
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My dad has guns, built a little farm in the basement using UV lights, and is reinforcing the walls with steel. yeah i could survive thank god for paranoid ex military conspiracy theorists :P
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#8 BreakTheseLinks
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I think all my gaming experience wiping out the undead would let me survive. That and I live in rural NC so the chance of me encountering a zombie would be less then if I lived in a city.

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#9 metroidfood
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[QUOTE="metroidfood"]

[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Yeah.

Mr_Alexander

Yeah, most of the human race would do pretty well. :P

Yeah, except the ones that are zombies.

Well they wouldn't be humans anymore if they're zombies. :P

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#10 dodgerblue13
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Are zombies good at long-distance running?
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#11 Desulated
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Are we facing sprinters, like those ones from 28 days later? If it's those, I can say we're all cooked.

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#12 metroidfood
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Are zombies good at long-distance running?dodgerblue13

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#13 XxspritexX
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I think all my gaming experience wiping out the undead would let me survive. That and I live in rural NC so the chance of me encountering a zombie would be less then if I lived in a city.

BreakTheseLinks
Uhh theres actually recoil when it comes to weapons. CoD experience will more likely get you killed sir. :P
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#14 Kaljinyu
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I would first check Gamespot to see what everyone was doing.

Outlying cities have the advantage? But why?

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#15 Blaminator1221
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I think we would kick the s*** out of zombies, they're slow, stupid and don't know how to use guns...
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#16 BreakTheseLinks
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[QUOTE="BreakTheseLinks"]

I think all my gaming experience wiping out the undead would let me survive. That and I live in rural NC so the chance of me encountering a zombie would be less then if I lived in a city.

XxspritexX
Uhh theres actually recoil when it comes to weapons. CoD experience will more likely get you killed sir. :P

I was being facetious. I own a 12-gauge shotgun and a .45 so I think I could do pretty well for myself. :P
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#17 v13_KiiLtz
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I've had enough practice with Left 4 Dead so probably.
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#18 dodgerblue13
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[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"]Are zombies good at long-distance running?metroidfood
Cardio

Soo..is that a no? If so, I should be all right for a while.
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#19 kaze347
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Yeah.

Brutal_Elitegs

Before reading that I was thinking "I might be able to live for a few months." but now I kinda think I can just go hole up at a buddies house with some guns and do alright. Those are all very good points. I love Cracked, and I love you for bringing that article to my attention :)

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#20 -Tish-
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If it's Night of the Living Dead zombies, game on. If it's 28 Days Later zombies, count me out. I'll go suicidal.
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#21 tocool340
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With the right gear, yep....
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#22 Fundai
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If it's Night of the Living Dead zombies, game on. If it's 28 Days Later zombies, count me out. I'll go suicidal. -Tish-

Im thinking more on the line of the 'keep walking, crawling or squirming till dead, slow zombies. Yet slightly faster than Night of the living dead. maybe as fast as tthe normal zombies in left4 dead.

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#23 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Easily. Zombies walk about 0.5 miles per hour. I can go at least 5 mph without even trying.

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#24 -Tish-
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[QUOTE="-Tish-"]If it's Night of the Living Dead zombies, game on. If it's 28 Days Later zombies, count me out. I'll go suicidal. Fundai

Im thinking more on the line of the 'keep walking, crawling or squirming till dead, slow zombies. Yet slightly faster than Night of the living dead. maybe as fast as tthe normal zombies in left4 dead.

Ugh I hate Left 4 Dead zombies. That would be as bad, if not worse than 28 Days zombies.
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#25 heysharpshooter
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Slow zombies, hell yeah, I would totally survive... and help rebuild society...

Those sprinter zombies that run like Olmpyians? No, the first thing I would do is see that my family went peacefully, then I woult put a bullet in my head...

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#26 Fundai
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Easily. Zombies walk about 0.5 miles per hour. I can go at least 5 mph without even trying.

sonicare

dued, remember, one bite is the end of your (un-undead) life.

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#27 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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[QUOTE="Fundai"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"]

Easily. Zombies walk about 0.5 miles per hour. I can go at least 5 mph without even trying.

dued, remember, one bite is the end of your (un-undead) life.

That's why I would wear some kind of light armor. No one ever thinks of these things.
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#28 Aquat1cF1sh
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I'd probably be the first one gone. >__>
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#29 KillerWabbit23
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If there was even the tiniest outbreak, the government would be all over that.

And if worst comes to worst...

Carpet-bomb! Loloololololololololololololll

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#30 gmaster456
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I'm armed with 3 Shotguns, a BB gun, and two crowbars. Within the first few hours I'd gather as much food and first aid as I can and baracade the Windows and Doors. Then me and my girlfriend will reproduce and repopulate the planet.
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#31 Fundai
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I think we would kick the s*** out of zombies, they're slow, stupid and don't know how to use guns...Blaminator1221

There slow and stupid, but stupidity is what makes them dangerous; they don't give up, till wev'e blasted whatsever left of their brains on the wall.

Also one bite kills you too.

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#32 Fundai
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[QUOTE="Fundai"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"]

Easily. Zombies walk about 0.5 miles per hour. I can go at least 5 mph without even trying.

sonicare

dued, remember, one bite is the end of your (un-undead) life.

That's why I would wear some kind of light armor. No one ever thinks of these things.

What if zombies could bite through Kevlar? (That be cool lol :))

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#33 gmaster456
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[QUOTE="sonicare"][QUOTE="Fundai"]

dued, remember, one bite is the end of your (un-undead) life.

Fundai

That's why I would wear some kind of light armor. No one ever thinks of these things.

What if zombies could bite through Kevlar? (That be cool lol :))

Boron carbide my friend, Boron Carbide :). Used in Tank Armor as Well as Bullet proof vests and is one of the hardest materials on earth
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#34 Chickity_China
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Yeah.

Brutal_Elitegs

This article doesn't really account for the super fast, super smart zombies like in I Am Legend that don't really rot. Or what about the special infected from L4D? It just assumes all zombies are slow, brainless meat sacks.

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#35 metroidfood
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[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Yeah.

Chickity_China

This article doesn't really account for the super fast, super smart zombies like in I Am Legend that don't really rot. Or what about the special infected from L4D? It just assumes all zombies are slow, brainless meat sacks.

How exactly would you have super fast, super smart zombies? Humans have pretty much already reached a sort of max balance between physical fitness, intelligence and durability. Zombies tend to be either slow, stupid decaying corpses or fast but short-lived infected because there are tradeoffs to their physical capabilities.

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#36 Fundai
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[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Yeah.

Chickity_China

This article doesn't really account for the super fast, super smart zombies like in I Am Legend that don't really rot. Or what about the special infected from L4D? It just assumes all zombies are slow, brainless meat sacks.

No, i'm asking who thinks they could survive a zombie apocalypse. There answer depends entirely on the persons view of what a zombie is.

But, lets go with the normal zombies from left for dead (maybe a bit slower though), the steretypical, horde of zombies, not nessisarily slow, but not veryfast or have special powers. What would you do?

How would you survive other types of zombies?

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#37 Fundai
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[QUOTE="Chickity_China"]

[QUOTE="Brutal_Elitegs"]

Yeah.

metroidfood

This article doesn't really account for the super fast, super smart zombies like in I Am Legend that don't really rot. Or what about the special infected from L4D? It just assumes all zombies are slow, brainless meat sacks.

How exactly would you have super fast, super smart zombies? Humans have pretty much already reached a sort of max balance between physical fitness, intelligence and durability. Zombies tend to be either slow, stupid decaying corpses or fast but short-lived infected because there are tradeoffs to their physical capabilities.

agreed. you don't really hear of smart zombies. The smartest i've seen are the ones from ZOM-TV (try it on armor games), They build their own civilization.

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#38 metroidfood
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agreed. you don't really hear of smart zombies. The smartest i've seen are the ones from ZOM-TV (try it on armor games), They build their own civilization.

Fundai

I play Zombie Panic Source which technically has smart zombies because they're player controlled, and if the usual state of those games is anything to go by we'd all be royally screwed if smart zombies got loose. :P

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#39 Chickity_China
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How exactly would you have super fast, super smart zombies? Humans have pretty much already reached a sort of max balance between physical fitness, intelligence and durability. Zombies tend to be either slow, stupid decaying corpses or fast but short-lived infected because there are tradeoffs to their physical capabilities.

metroidfood

You're making the same general assumptions about zombies the cracked article made. Watch I Am Legend, then tell me those aren't the scariest superzombies ever.

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#40 zeldaluff
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I'd give myself a month. I know enough to probably outlast most of my friends and make it for a while.

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#41 deactivated-5e376fa88bd45
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Depends on the means of which infection is spread.

Bites? The human race survives, your mother survives, I survive and then we re-evaluate our notions of the Zombie Apocalypse and realize that any such threat is really actually quite over-inflated as they usually are in popular fiction. And thats not because Zombies are not real, i find that they mostly tend to involve massive glitches in human logic to get anywhere near credible as a threat to the human species. Btw, i'm saying there not.

Mainly airborne? Unless i've got some form of natural resistances I am so totally boned if i get a whiff of it in the wind. It still might not be too bad but definitely worse then bites for sure.

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#42 Bloodseeker23
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Im so good, they'll call me the Slick The Zombie Slayer! :)
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#43 supa_badman
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Probably not.

Fear and irrationality would most likely overcome. That and no good enough weapons are on hand. At least I'm honest

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I'm not the most fit person, but I can bike at a solid pace for a good hour or two, on or off-road. I know how to make fire, I know how to find/make food. I have good enough sight, and my hearing is very good. I'm light on my feet. I'm a light sleeper. I have a better chance at being killed by a non-infected human who considers me competition than a zombie, IMHO.
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#45 Lockedge
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Probably not.

Fear and irrationality would most likely overcome. That and no good enough weapons are on hand. At least I'm honest

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If I lived in a big city, I'd put my chances of living at under 50%, but because I'm so close to rural areas, and I basically have a direct line of sight to farmlands, I think I'd be fine. But if I lived downtown in a metropolis, I'd very likely die. :(
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#46 Lockedge
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Depends on the means of which infection is spread.

Bites? The human race survives, your mother survives, I survive and then we re-evaluate our notions of the Zombie Apocalypse and realize that any such threat is really actually quite over-inflated as they usually are in popular fiction. And thats not because Zombies are not real, i find that they mostly tend to involve massive glitches in human logic to get anywhere near credible as a threat to the human species. Btw, i'm saying there not.

Mainly airborne? Unless i've got some form of natural resistances I am so totally boned if i get a whiff of it in the wind. It still might not be too bad but definitely worse then bites for sure.

doanm
You make a good point. However, I couldn't help but read your post with the sound of a Dalek's voice in my head. :P
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#47 Fundai
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[QUOTE="metroidfood"]How exactly would you have super fast, super smart zombies? Humans have pretty much already reached a sort of max balance between physical fitness, intelligence and durability. Zombies tend to be either slow, stupid decaying corpses or fast but short-lived infected because there are tradeoffs to their physical capabilities.

Chickity_China

You're making the same general assumptions about zombies the cracked article made. Watch I Am Legend, then tell me those aren't the scariest superzombies ever.

I'm not scared off them at all, but they probaly would be really deadly. Except if you had like an infinite supplly of power for your light source, then that be pretty easy.

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#48 Fundai
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Probably not.

Fear and irrationality would most likely overcome. That and no good enough weapons are on hand. At least I'm honest

supa_badman

Ya. The most dangerous parts of a zombie outbreak is the mass panic which is caused, making us vunerable for infection, thus making more zombies, making our chances lower,making us morre panicked, and so on.

Oh, and it's also my firm belief, that if civilization fell, 10% would be dead in a week. And thats WITHOUT zombies.

Unforteunately, i live in Canada, which doesen't help me as far as guns go either, scince you can't get anything automatic out here.

ANd thanks for recognizing you'd probaly die. Most people don't realize howimpossible it would be to live in a city, surounded by hundreds of thousands of zombies. Even if you lived ina rural area though, it'd be much easier, but still hard.

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#49 supa_badman
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[QUOTE="supa_badman"]

Probably not.

Fear and irrationality would most likely overcome. That and no good enough weapons are on hand. At least I'm honest

Fundai

Ya. The most dangerous parts of a zombie outbreak is the mass panic which is caused, making us vunerable for infection, thus making more zombies, making our chances lower,making us morre panicked, and so on.

Oh, and it's also my firm belief, that if civilization fell, 10% would be dead in a week. And thats WITHOUT zombies.

Unforteunately, i live in Canada, which doesen't help me as far as guns go either, scince you can't get anything automatic out here.

ANd thanks for recognizing you'd probaly die. Most people don't realize howimpossible it would be to live in a city, surounded by hundreds of thousands of zombies. Even if you lived ina rural area though, it'd be much easier, but still hard.

I live in Canada, and that's what I mean by no good weapons lol. I also live in Toronto no less, I'd knock down chances of survival down to a couple of days. :lol:
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#50 Verge_6
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Yyyyup.