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#1 acxler8
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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive. (Wanna kill myself now)
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#2 -FlyLo-
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That wasn't a joke that was just plain fact :|

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#3 StaticPenguin
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The topic title is deceiving.

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#4 DrSponge
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:| Don't kill yourself --you don't deserve the satisfaction.
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#5 DJ-Lafleur
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*stands up and starts slow clapping*

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#6 Nerd_Man
Member since 2007 • 13819 Posts

ROFLMFAO OMGZERZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL HAHAHAAAHAA wut

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#7 Darth_Tyrev
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Oh, NOW I get it.

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#8 paul939
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Meh. I hate these misleading topic titles.
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#9 acxler8
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:| Don't kill yourself --you don't deserve the satisfaction.DrSponge
You're right! I should live and continue posting jokes like these...
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#10 chessmaster1989
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.... ....I don't get the joke... :?
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#11 stereointegrity
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*stands up and starts slow clapping*

DJ-Lafleur
*throws chair from across the room at the random clapper*
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#12 Shad0ki11
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Lions don't belong in jungles.

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#13 -FlyLo-
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Lions don't belong in jungles.

Shad0ki11
Jungles don't belong in lions :|
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#14 viewtiful26
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Wait...what!?
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#15 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Lions don't belong in jungles.

-FlyLo-

Jungles don't belong in lions :|

I concur.

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#16 stereointegrity
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Lions don't belong in jungles.

-FlyLo-
Jungles don't belong in lions :|

belong lions dont jungle in :|
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#18 -FlyLo-
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Lions don't belong in jungles.

stereointegrity
Jungles don't belong in lions :|

belong lions dont jungle in :|

In don't jungle lions :|
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#19 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

*stands up and starts slow clapping*

999realthings

*joins DJ-Lafleur*

*more random people start standing up and clapping*

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#20 stereointegrity
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"] Jungles don't belong in lions :|

belong lions dont jungle in :|

In don't jungle lions :|

i jungle lions dont:|
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#21 paul939
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="stereointegrity"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"] Jungles don't belong in lions :|

belong lions dont jungle in :|

In don't jungle lions :|

Belong don't, in Jungle lions :|
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#22 -FlyLo-
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="stereointegrity"]belong lions dont jungle in :|stereointegrity
In don't jungle lions :|

i jungle lions dont:|

Jungle lions don't in.. That's it I'm going to be :x
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#23 stereointegrity
Member since 2007 • 12151 Posts
ok no more haha
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#24 muller39
Member since 2008 • 14953 Posts

this says it all for me

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#25 acxler8
Member since 2009 • 195 Posts
look, this thread was to test that facepalm experiment... isnt the collage ready? and by the way, jungle in lion belong dont?
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#26 dramaybaz
Member since 2005 • 6020 Posts

There you go :arrow:

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#27 TheChosenTurkey
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But if the Lion got lost because the jungle was so massive, how do you know of it's story?

*Queue (Lol wut spelling) Alien Music*

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#28 Maverick_Chaos1
Member since 2007 • 415 Posts

The punch-line is "because jungle is massive", not "because the jungle is massive". At that point it stops replicating the lyrics of the song and becomes a plain fact. It's better to tell it in person anyway so that's it's clearer what you're trying to say.

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#29 dramaybaz
Member since 2005 • 6020 Posts
Maybe Im getting some clever ideas , or maybe there was a real joke intened, in Lion being Loin. I guess I'm looking too much into it ...
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#30 acxler8
Member since 2009 • 195 Posts

There you go :arrow:

dramaybaz
nice job... ok this thread has served its purpose.
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#31 lukadragon
Member since 2007 • 217 Posts

[QUOTE="999realthings"]

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

*stands up and starts slow clapping*

DJ-Lafleur

*joins DJ-Lafleur*

*more random people start standing up and clapping*

*takes out submachine gun and shoots all the random people*then wails i don't fu***ng get this joke*shoots himself in the head*

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#32 acxler8
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="999realthings"]

*joins DJ-Lafleur*

lukadragon

*more random people start standing up and clapping*

*takes out submachine gun and shoots all the random people*then wails i don't fu***ng get this joke*shoots himself in the head*

dont bother. i just wanted to save that collage...
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#33 lukadragon
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dammit. I was trying to kill the thread :=/

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#34 paul939
Member since 2007 • 4022 Posts

dammit. I was trying to kill the thread :=/

lukadragon
Too late. There are enough facepalms to keep the interest now.
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#35 lukadragon
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NOOOOoooooOOOO my plan has been destroyed. but i will be back...

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#36 trubluah
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="stereointegrity"]belong lions dont jungle in :|paul939
In don't jungle lions :|

Belong don't, in Jungle lions :|

Lions don't jungle belong :|
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#37 clembo1990
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Wicked, wicked! Here's one: A man joins the Australian army. The commander says to him in his stereotypical Aussie accent: "Did you come here to die?" "No. I came here yesterday."
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#38 acxler8
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[QUOTE="clembo1990"]Wicked, wicked! Here's one: A man joins the Australian army. The commander says to him in his stereotypical Aussie accent: "Did you come here to die?" "No. I came here yesterday."

haha thats not a bad joke... so it doesnt deserve facepalms.
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#39 acxler8
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[QUOTE="trubluah"][QUOTE="paul939"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"] In don't jungle lions :|

Belong don't, in Jungle lions :|

Lions don't jungle belong :|

you of mind out your are?
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#40 acxler8
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dramaybaz! itna drama mat kar! ye thread zinda rahegi!
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#41 Shad0ki11
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dramaybaz! itna drama mat kar! ye thread zinda rahegi!acxler8

English por favor. ;) :P :lol:

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#42 WhiteSnake5000
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hahahahahahahaha man you are so funny...
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#43 MachoBuzzzy
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="stereointegrity"]belong lions dont jungle in :|stereointegrity
In don't jungle lions :|

i jungle lions dont:|

Jungle lions belong to lion jungles:|
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#44 yokofox33
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Wow. I'm blown away. I can never laugh again because it's all been exhausted on this masterpiece.

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#45 Nifty_Shark
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Do you like fish sticks?

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#46 dramaybaz
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[QUOTE="acxler8"]dramaybaz! itna drama mat kar! ye thread zinda rahegi!Shad0ki11

English por favor. ;) :P :lol:

I always wanted to change my username, pity they removed the function a few years back. :roll:

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#47 dramaybaz
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[QUOTE="paul939"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"] In don't jungle lions :|trubluah
Belong don't, in Jungle lions :|

Lions don't jungle belong :|

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#48 acxler8
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

[QUOTE="acxler8"]dramaybaz! itna drama mat kar! ye thread zinda rahegi!dramaybaz

English por favor. ;) :P :lol:

I always wanted to change my username, pity they removed the function a few years back. :roll:

good luck to you, nautanki.
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#49 acxler8
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[QUOTE="trubluah"][QUOTE="paul939"] Belong don't, in Jungle lions :|dramaybaz

Lions don't jungle belong :|

jun bel lion not do gle ong the to?
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#50 harry_james_pot  Moderator
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But if the Lion got lost because the jungle was so massive, how do you know of it's story?

*Queue (Lol wut spelling) Alien Music*

TheChosenTurkey

because jungle in belong don`t lion :shock: