Bands you can't take seriously?

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#1 Assassin1349
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl2Q_d2XqQ&feature=grec

Marduk (Black Metal band) is ridiculous. Listen to what the guy is saying.. It makes me lol specially the part at 55 seconds.

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Cannibal corpse because they are ridiculous. I also can't take Muse seriously anymore because they have become a parody of themselves. The Resistance was an awful album.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl2Q_d2XqQ&feature=grec

Marduk (Black Metal band) is ridiculous. Listen to what the guy is saying.. It makes me lol specially the part at 55 seconds.

Assassin1349

Marduk's a good band IMO. Just bought Panzer Division Marduk off Amazon a couple minutes ago. :D

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#4 Lethargika
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Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

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Nickelback, Foreigner, Boston, Live (although I love Live's music.. after seeing a few of their music videos it's hard not to laugh), Lady Gaga (does she even count?), Pretty much any hip-hop artist who sings about big rims and how much "game" they have.

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#6 Assassin1349
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Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

Lethargika

You're not alone. They should be universally regarded as ridiculous. Unfortunately, there are people who actually think their pathetic excuse for noise is music.

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#7 Nifty_Shark
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I take every band seriously unless they themselves joke about their music. Then again sometimes I get sick of people who take themselves so seriously and are almost aching for "the right words" because they can't describe how "we don't really feel like" whatever the hell they babble about. Seriously, when I was a kid watching band interviews I would sometimes ask my parents "why do they talk and act so weird".
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#8 deimos113
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DragonForce. The music is pretty good, but the lyrics are ALL THE SAME. We get it, you like fire, everything is on fire, the sky is on fire, your fighting through fire, your soul is on fire. I GET IT!!!
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Hammerfall. I like them, sort of, but they're such typical fantasy metal nerds.

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#10 Assassin1349
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DragonForce. The music is pretty good, but the lyrics are ALL THE SAME. We get it, you like fire, everything is on fire, the sky is on fire, your fighting through fire, your soul is on fire. I GET IT!!!deimos113
Their music is all the same too.
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#11 Lethargika
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[QUOTE="Lethargika"]

Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

Assassin1349

You're not alone. They should be universally regarded as ridiculous. Unfortunately, there are people who actually think their pathetic excuse for noise is music.

Well, I mean I know what it's like to be into music that adults find absolutely brain shattering. I used to play Rage Against the Machine for my mom and she thought it was nails on a chalkboard. Now I'm in her shoes with Brokencyde. Their music is literally the most awful music I have ever heard.

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Finntroll. But that's sort of a good thing. :P

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl2Q_d2XqQ&feature=grec

Marduk (Black Metal band) is ridiculous. Listen to what the guy is saying.. It makes me lol specially the part at 55 seconds.

Assassin1349

Omg this is hilarous :)

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Any Emo bands, They all Sound exactly the same and all look like girls.

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Those corpses that eat other corpses.

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Naked City - I always ROFL when I watch this. :lol:

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#18 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Those corpses that eat other corpses.

Grandotaku
This. There's a difference between shocking lyrics and just ****ed up lyrics, and they can't seem to grasp this.
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Tenacious D, but im pretty sure thats the idea:P

i love their accoustic stuff, like at the beginning of kielbasa, any bands/singers like that?

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Rammstein

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Any Emo bands, They all Sound exactly the same and all look like girls.

andalore
I'm just going to go on a limb here and say that you probably consider My Chemical Romance and Tokio Hotel emo and have never heard of Sunny Day Real Estate or Capn Jazz right?
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[QUOTE="andalore"]

Any Emo bands, They all Sound exactly the same and all look like girls.

Juggernaut140
I'm just going to go on a limb here and say that you probably consider My Chemical Romance and Tokio Hotel emo and have never heard of Sunny Day Real Estate or Capn Jazz right?

I think he's being sarcastic. Look at his sig.
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#23 Hexagon_777
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Bands are supposed to be taken seriously?

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[QUOTE="andalore"]

Any Emo bands, They all Sound exactly the same and all look like girls.

Juggernaut140

I'm just going to go on a limb here and say that you probably consider My Chemical Romance and Tokio Hotel emo and have never heard of Sunny Day Real Estate or Capn Jazz right?

Do you even need to ask that anymore man? :P

One band is Monotonix. Just, watch their live performances, there is a reason why they never last past 20 minutes.

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Nu-Metal bands.

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Power/symphonic metal bands, post-grunge bands, j-pop, 70s/80s prog rock (Journey, Boston and the likes).
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Green Day and Dragonforce mainly.

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#28 MagikarpSplash
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Brokencyde are a joke.
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Dragonforce, Demon Hunter, Kings of Leon, Nickleback... I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them right now.
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#30 Heretix_Aevum
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Do I even have to say anything?

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#31 FunkyStrut
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Do I even have to say anything?

curtdoggLP5

Did that guy paint his beard?

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#32 WasntAvailable
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Cannibal corpse because they are ridiculous. I also can't take Muse seriously anymore because they have become a parody of themselves. The Resistance was an awful album.

Film-Guy

Well to be honest you're starting to sound like a bit of a broken record yourself. I've lost count of the number of times you have said that. It's not even as if you've ever explained what you actually meant, it does sound good though I'll give you that. You could be a music critic, you wouldn't even have to explain yourself then, at that point you would become "edgy" and above explanation.

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#33 Heretix_Aevum
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[QUOTE="curtdoggLP5"]

Do I even have to say anything?

FunkyStrut

Did that guy paint his beard?

Yes, sadly they both did.

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#34 markop2003
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[QUOTE="Grandotaku"]

Those corpses that eat other corpses.

SeraphimGoddess
This. There's a difference between shocking lyrics and just ****ed up lyrics, and they can't seem to grasp this.

The lyrics arn't meant to be taken seriously, all their songs are just gory horror movies in song form. I really can't understand the appeal of PsyOpus, Brokencyde is terrible but it still follows regular musical ideas. Oh and Tenacious D.
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[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"][QUOTE="Grandotaku"]

Those corpses that eat other corpses.

markop2003
This. There's a difference between shocking lyrics and just ****ed up lyrics, and they can't seem to grasp this.

The lyrics arn't meant to be taken seriously, all their songs are just gory horror movies in song form. I really can't understand the appeal of PsyOpus, Brokencyde is terrible but it still follows regular musical ideas. Oh and Tenacious D.

Tenacious D is good, they can play well.
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Rammstein

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I don't understand.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl2Q_d2XqQ&feature=grec

Marduk (Black Metal band) is ridiculous. Listen to what the guy is saying.. It makes me lol specially the part at 55 seconds.

Assassin1349



Marduk is awesome :0

Brokncyde though... ugh.

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[QUOTE="Lethargika"]

Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

Assassin1349

You're not alone. They should be universally regarded as ridiculous. Unfortunately, there are people who actually think their pathetic excuse for noise is music.



... don't insult noise, man. :evil:

As for bands I can't take seriously... I'd say pretty much all of the modern metal scene. Probably because they take themselves so seriously in the first place...



Tough guys, eh? :roll:

I really like how two of them are wearing their own band's shirt, as if they were going to forget.

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[QUOTE="Assassin1349"]

[QUOTE="Lethargika"]

Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

viva_hate

You're not alone. They should be universally regarded as ridiculous. Unfortunately, there are people who actually think their pathetic excuse for noise is music.



... don't insult noise, man. :evil:

As for bands I can't take seriously... I'd say pretty much all of the modern metal scene. Probably because they take themselves so seriously in the first place...



Tough guys, eh? :roll:

I really like how two of them are wearing their own band's shirt, as if they were going to forget.


I sorta do agree that a lot of death metal today is way too self centered.

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lol Amon Amarth are cool dudes :lol: Don't hate on the standard metal photo, ICP is a solid pick.
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. I also can't take Muse seriously anymore because they have become a parody of themselves. The Resistance was an awful album.

Film-Guy
I can understand not liking music.....but where do you get parody of themselves? Yes...they sound like Muse. Just like Radiohead sounds like Radiohead and Pink Floyd sounds like Pink Floyd.:|
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[QUOTE="Assassin1349"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kl2Q_d2XqQ&feature=grec

Marduk (Black Metal band) is ridiculous. Listen to what the guy is saying.. It makes me lol specially the part at 55 seconds.

M_1_A_M_I

Omg this is hilarous :)

Marduk are the ultimate BM trolls. They're second to only Watain...and Marduk does a much better job at it. I don't like bands who are overly ridiculous. I like a bit of sincerity to the music, otherwise it's a waste of time and the music itself declines as does the band's passion for it.
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Good Charlotte. Not sure what they are going for? Guess it's some kind of Blink 182 thing but their songs sound like they are aimed for 5 year olds but the look they are trying to pull off is some kind of emo cross punk thing that doesn't seem to become of them and reminds me of an older guys trying to hang out with the kids in the shopping mall.

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#44 DaBlastaMasta
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[QUOTE="Assassin1349"]

[QUOTE="Lethargika"]

Brokencyde

Maybe I just don't understand.....

Lethargika

You're not alone. They should be universally regarded as ridiculous. Unfortunately, there are people who actually think their pathetic excuse for noise is music.

Well, I mean I know what it's like to be into music that adults find absolutely brain shattering. I used to play Rage Against the Machine for my mom and she thought it was nails on a chalkboard. Now I'm in her shoes with Brokencyde. Their music is literally the most awful music I have ever heard.

Your Mom listens to Brokencyde? :?

Anyways, there's the kind I can't take seriously because they're goofy and funny as people, and then there are the bands that are just bad. That "Visions" song in RB2 make's me hysterical every time I hear it. It sounds like a dog barking. :lol:

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#45 X360PS3AMD05
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Huh what, don't care Marduk destroys, who is trying to get a life story and see if they share the same political/religious views? Who gives a crap? I will add Avenged Sevenfold and Sonic Syndicate to the mix.
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The Cure.

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Surprised nobody's said Primus yet. They're still my favorite band even though the singing and lyrics take a MAJOR getting used to.

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The Cure, my boss from an old job ruined them for me. He always had Disintegration playing, it really ruined it for me :{
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#49 LJS9502_basic
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The Cure.

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Thank you....
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#50 X360PS3AMD05
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The Cure.

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+ Muse, bunch of emos.