Who do you become a groupie for?
I hate ****ing groupies...but I can't help myself with certain females. I seem to like the crazy white girls & the little hipster ones. So here's my top 4.
Honorable Mentions: Kitty Pryde, Emily Haines of Metric, Chelsea Wolfe
4. Annie Clark of St. Vincent
For my personal preferences a thin, tall indie girl with curly hair is perfection. Annie is probably the most musically talented on this list. Homegirl can play the gee-tar and sing her round behind off BUT she's not nearly insane enough to make me go ape****. She lands at #4 as the most sane woman I get groupie over.
Annie telling me that she loves me :)
3. Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells
Remember that song "Girl All The Bad Guys Want?" I'm pretty sure those guys had Krauss in mind. From a metrics meter, she's physical perfection; I'm actually seeing her play next weekend (7/21.) She's also the perfect mix of femininity with a rockers edge -- the girl who was clearly not into you as she dated all those druggies and hoodstars, but approachable enough to entertain your seamless thoughts in everyday conversation.
Alexis Krauss in the best music video of 2012 (Sleigh Bells, "Comeback Kid.")
2. Alice Glass of Crystal Castles
Rail thin and relatively pale, Glass is probably the least physically pleasing on this list. I think her major draw for groupie hoes like myself is her backstory. She ran away at the age of 14 to live in a squat community where she did tons of drugs and listened to music. By 15 she was discovered by producer Ethan Kahn.
Glass is the definition of a pretentious punk goddess. She doesn't abide by normalcies and refuses appraisal. ON her last two touring oddities she broke her ribs (2008) and hurt her ankle (2010, she had crutches) and still performed despite doctor's orders. In fact, when I saw her in concert she came out on crtuches and a cast with a bottle of Jack Daniels. She even crowd surfed half a dozen times. If you can't get groupie for a girl like that, I commend you.
Side note: Only show I've ever been at where I screamed like a school girl. You eversee a gay man freak out over Lady Gaga or a girl go ape**** over Chris Brown when his shirt comes off? I was that kid. 'Ole girl has that kind of effect on a broham.
Alice Glass being Alice ****ing Glass
1. Kreayshawn
Overdone on makeup with extended eyelashes, that one excessive line of eyeliner, styled in a choker and her signature minney mouse ears, Kreayshawn has recently become my new go groupie for girl :) She tucks her shorts just over her thin belly button, rocks hipster glasses and yet goes against the grain by being a goofy tatted up rapper. She has everything I could ever want. She's a thug. Raps. Directs. Embraces hipster. She's probably the coolest chick in music. My only hope is that she'd call me a racial slur in bed one day :oops:
Oh and she's pretty freakin underrated as far as looks go. And dem facial piercings :-*
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