weakest video game character ever

I've been thinking, and what would be the weakest/most pathetic video game character. No one really ever thought about it or brought it up, and i'm wondering who that would be. It could be an enemy or good guy, but im wondering what it would be.

A goomba most likely.

Magikarp :P

Ashley. RE4. Useless.

A goomba most likely.

bobcheeseball

Ashley. RE4. Useless.

bob_newman

Nah, she throws lanterns at people. It's actually kind of badass. Plus, she acts as an extra set of eyes for Leon.

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Ashley. RE4. Useless.

MrDziekuje

Nah, she throws lanterns at people. It's actually kind of badass. Plus, she acts as an extra set of eyes for Leon.

Oh and she gets in the way. I've shot her so many times just because she thought the best place to stand was inbetween zombies and a barrel of a gun.

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[QUOTE="bob_newman"]

Ashley. RE4. Useless.

bob_newman

Nah, she throws lanterns at people. It's actually kind of badass. Plus, she acts as an extra set of eyes for Leon.

Oh and she gets in the way. I've shot her so many times just because she thought the best place to stand was inbetween zombies and a barrel of a gun.

Goldeen in the Smash Bros. series.

Goldeen in the Smash Bros. series.

maverick_41

Magikarp :P

JuarN18

Mario... he's a middle-aged, fat (probably high cholesterol), man who dies by walking into mushrooms... unimpressive mario, unimpressive garrett_duffman

Never thought of it that way. But he gets props for saving princess Peach a million times. he still has his swag in my opinion.

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]Mario... he's a middle-aged, fat (probably high cholesterol), man who dies by walking into mushrooms... unimpressive mario, unimpressive OZONEKING

Never thought of it that way. But he gets props for saving princess Peach a million times. he still has his swag in my opinion.

glass joe or tingle, i could see them ending up in a bad sitcom together :lol:

She causes more problems than anything else. And she gets caught so easily. It's like she's not even trying.

Oh and she gets in the way. I've shot her so many times just because she thought the best place to stand was inbetween zombies and a barrel of a gun.

bob_newman

Well unless you were shooting at a zombie that was trying to tie your shoelaces together I don't see that happening since she ducked everytime you point your gun anywhere near her. Unlike Sheva who I unload on in RE5 because she just parks herself in the way. I have to agree with Magikarp it was the absolute worst in the game it was even worthless as an opponent because it would give you shoot for exp points.

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Mario... he's a middle-aged, fat (probably high cholesterol), man who dies by walking into mushrooms... unimpressive mario, unimpressive garrett_duffman

Never thought of it that way. But he gets props for saving princess Peach a million times. he still has his swag in my opinion.

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Jaysonguy

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Jaysonguy

he can sumo wrestle

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Never thought of it that way. But he gets props for saving princess Peach a million times. he still has his swag in my opinion.

Sepewrath

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Gohansephiroth

he can sumo wrestle

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Gohansephiroth

he can sumo wrestle

When asking such question all that comes to mind is Magikarp, but as an Gyarados it becomes powerful then though.

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[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

osan0

he can sumo wrestle

of coarse for that part he does but when that happens hes also fighting against an elder who is part of a race of giant rock people so its understandable that he would need some help with that.

[QUOTE="osan0"][QUOTE="Gohansephiroth"]

he can sumo wrestle

Gohansephiroth

of coarse for that part he does but when that happens hes also fighting against an elder who is part of a race of giant rock people so its understandable that he would need some help with that.

One of these, it's about the most defenseless character in Super Mario World, just like a goomba, just stomp on him, he takes two hits to kill, but still, he's lame, moron can't even fly even having wings.

a single pikmin.

To IronManRhino: Ah, but it takes two hits to kill. Goombas and such only need one. Even a banzai bill can be taken down in one hit.

tingle... games would be better WITHOUT himmonty_4256

well maybe if mario wasnt such a pansy he could take a casual bump. its not like they are flying at him, they are WALKING.

garrett_duffman

They do fly at him from time to time and when walking they run at him now.

Slippy Toad.

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"] well maybe if mario wasnt such a pansy he could take a casual bump. its not like they are flying at him, they are WALKING.

Sepewrath

They do fly at him from time to time and when walking they run at him now.

Tingle from Zelda. :P

What are all these wrong answers coming from? If you are a thing that dies when touched regardless of where you are touched then you are weak. ZumaJones07

the weakest character ever would be dragonwarriors Slime enemy.

That's easy :P

LOL, pacman is even worse, he constantly eats and instantly dies when he sees (runs into) a ghost.

Magikarp :P

JuarN18

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

Gohansephiroth

he can sumo wrestle

and as jeysonguy said, hes a master in all wapons, which is not weak at all :O