If the 2 japanese men came into your house.....

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#1 p1mptazt1k
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If the 2 japanese men from the wii commercials came into ur house offering to play wii what would you do?
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#2 kidrock17xp
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let em in lol
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#3 Unbob
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call the police
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#4 skine99
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If the 2 japanese men from the wii commercials came into ur house offering to play wii what would you do?p1mptazt1k
Probably call Micheal Jackson and send them off with him...... Maybe that's too cruel.
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#5 chris3116
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Steal their Wii and punch them.
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#6 007007007007
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Offer them some ramen and play Wii sports of course!
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#7 footballstar07
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tell them to let me be in on of their commercials then work my way up from commercial boy to an movie actor. Movie: Boy searches for his nintendo system, 5 stars
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#8 IronManRhino
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Steal their Wii and punch them. chris3116
They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
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#9 vnc20100
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tell them to let me be in on of their commercials then work my way up from commercial boy to an movie actor. Movie: Boy searches for his nintendo system, 5 starsfootballstar07
Play the PS3 with them... joke :-)
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#10 MavsFan2007
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Steal their Wii and punch them. chris3116
same here.lol
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#11 exds01
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Offer them some ramen and play Wii sports of course!007007007007
QFT
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#12 Goten_king
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Steal their Wii and punch them. chris3116
same here
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#13 OceanLeet
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Open the door wearing the Burger King suit.
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#14 SnipeyMcSnipe
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I would let them in and then offer them some orange juice without pulp. Then I would show them my collection of quarters and Disney VHS tapes. After that, I would demonstrate how nobody can beat me in wii sports tennis. Then I would take their wiimotes that they carry around all the time for some reason, then ask them to leave in a very violent manner.
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#15 p1mptazt1k
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I think I would have a wii montage
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#16 nekrotaunter
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tell them to get out, because i already have the system.
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#17 V_Thade
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Offer them some ramen and play Wii sports of course!007007007007
me too!
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#18 kobedagamer
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my friend ask me the samething, when we were playing b-ball i said i would shut the door in there face!!!!!!
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#19 ArkansasBoy91
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I would let them him and show em how skilled i am at Red Steel!
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#20 16bitkevin
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Would be kind of awkward if they went in your house and see a Wii in the living room.
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#21 Avatar_Taxidous
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Get a bat and beat em up
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I would let them in and then offer them some orange juice without pulp. Then I would show them my collection of quarters and Disney VHS tapes. After that, I would demonstrate how nobody can beat me in wii sports tennis. Then I would take their wiimotes that they carry around all the time for some reason, then ask them to leave in a very violent manner.SnipeyMcSnipe

WTF...lol, very funny

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#23 X_XSlashX_X
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I would be like no I would not like to play!*Slams door*

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#24 thriteenthmonke
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I would be like teh ZOMGS!!!!!1111
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#25 darknightmario9
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i would take them in and offer them some beans and chilli and when they have diaria i will give them some pepmobismol and then..........they will crap there brains out then i will steal there wii and then i will patch geek squad on there white slug bug  then murder all the emploes while in the lounge so no one will see then take all the wii games
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#26 spazmaticmof0
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If those two Japanese guys came to my house, I'd kick them in the balls then beat them to death with their own Wiimote. After that, I'd dispose of their bodies, and sell their Wii on the internet for a profit, then play some Tiger Woods or something. I know, I'm twistied.
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#27 SEr_803
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I would steal what ever they bring

free accessories!

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#28 DrewBlood08
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I'd ask them if they can cut up some sashimi for me.  Then after that I will throughly whomp them on tecmo bowl on my wii...

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#29 -Zills-
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Scince they have played Metroid Prime 3 Etc in there commercials I would steal there games.
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#30 KungfuKitten
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Practise my kungfu.
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#31 -Zills-
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i would take them in and offer them some beans and chilli and when they have diaria i will give them some pepmobismol and then..........they will crap there brains out then i will steal there wii and then i will patch geek squad on there white slug bug  then murder all the emploes while in the lounge so no one will see then take all the wii games darknightmario9

You need help...

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Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P

I'd get hammered with them on some Saki, play the Wii for a couple hours, then buy them massages at the local oriental massage parlor-happy endings included!

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#33 bgres077
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Steal there Wiimotes, I only have two right now.
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#34 sleepykid156
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i would let em in, offer some sushi, kick their ass in Wii sports and ask if i could keep the Wii
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#35 hotplayer220
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Invite them in and go for a drive in the Smart car.

Big pimpen!

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#36 darknightmario9
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Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P

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i take that offensevley
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#37 darknightmario9
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im not that way i just want a wii bad
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#38 IronManRhino
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[QUOTE="decepticondevil"]

Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P

darknightmario9
i take that offensevley

Well you did kinda put out the redneck racist vibe with your whole insane diarrhea and murder post.
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[QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. IronManRhino
They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.



There are no Japanese mafia.
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#40 Linkthedueler
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I'd do just what my friend said she'd do...kick there asses and take the wii...espicially if i lived in the country like in that one commericial...who'd EVER look for them?
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Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P

I'd get hammered with them on some Saki, play the Wii for a couple hours, then buy them massages at the local oriental massage parlor-happy endings included!

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O..k i'll give them tea, then practice kungfu with them. I'll even give them gloves..
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#42 IronManRhino
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[QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. Wanngan_Runner-
They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.



There are no Japanese mafia.

It's called the yakuza, also known as the japanese mafia, and they do kick ass, YOURS.
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[QUOTE="Wanngan_Runner-"][QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. IronManRhino
They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.



There are no Japanese mafia.

It's called the yakuza, also known as the japanese mafia, and they do kick ass, YOURS.



"sigh"

OK, first things first that YOURS was unnecessary.
2nd, its not mafia. Yes, its Yakuza, but its not mafia. Its a gang. But you MAY call it "Japanese mafia" but infact its not.
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#44 gotdangit
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Let them come in then knock them out thne steal thier wii and there car... then drop them off at imigration.
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#45 darknightmario9
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srry bout that
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#46 IronManRhino
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[QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="Wanngan_Runner-"][QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. Wanngan_Runner-
They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.



There are no Japanese mafia.

It's called the yakuza, also known as the japanese mafia, and they do kick ass, YOURS.



"sigh"

OK, first things first that YOURS was unnecessary.
2nd, its not mafia. Yes, its Yakuza, but its not mafia. Its a gang. But you MAY call it "Japanese mafia" but infact its not.

I was kidding with the YOURS, lighten up, and I've heard that the Yakuza is the equivalent of a Japanese mafia, but whatever.
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#47 Wanngan_Runner-
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^ Heh, my "YOURS" explanation was sarcastic as well.

Anywayz, Yakuza is a gang, but dont be fooled by the name mafia. Because you may think of what, these Cripps and Bloods or even Latino MS13 are mafia's, but there not. Its exactly the same thing as Yakuza. The only REAL mafias that i know or even known are Russian and Italian. 
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i would stare at them until they became too uncomfortable to keep bowing with a wiimote in their hands, then i would act all paranoid rush them in and tell them to be quiet, for the gov. is listening....then i would hand them a chicken...and if the refuse...i would keep insisting tell them that if they didnt that the chicken would become upset, and start having suicidal thoughts and nobody likes suicideal chickens.....well...then again.....maybe everyone would like to see a chicken down a handful of asprin followed by a bottle of vodka at least one time in their life.....but i've seen it way too many times.....you know...after a chicken commits suicide....it doesnt run around for an hour.....it just dies....neat huh....well....on with what i would do with the japanese men.....i would take them to my basement.....tell them to be quiet...not because the gov. was listening....in fact...the gov. was never listening...i just hate hearing people butcher the american english language....its already been torn apart since leaving europe back in the 1600's....i dont need anymore....especially in my basement....so i would sit there and stare at them some more....block the exit....make sure they're perfectly uncomfortable....and then explain to them how i wouldnt want to play with them for i dont have a big sceen HD Plasma TV.....then they would most likely give me a nasty look....talk to each other in their native language of......yea i dont know....and they would leave in their tiny environment safe car....leaving me to ponder.....why doesnt sony send out people to go from house to house holding a PS3 and saying...."We would like to play.....BUT YOU CAN'T!!!! You dont have enough money to just waste on something like this at this moment PLUS!!....we dont even know how they hell we even got our hands on this.....i feel unsafe...i think we're gonna get shoot...."

god that was really REALLY not funny.....

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#49 FPSjohn
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i would take them in and offer them some beans and chilli and when they have diaria i will give them some pepmobismol and then..........they will crap there brains out then i will steal there wii and then i will patch geek squad on there white slug bug then murder all the emploes while in the lounge so no one will see then take all the wii games darknightmario9


Bravo, Darknightmario9! Please make another one of those!
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#50 00Joseph00
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I would ask "Why do you want to play?" or "What do you want to play?" or both.

Then if they only offered Wii Sports I'd say "Knock yourself out.  Next time bring Brawl."