Funny **** with the Fairer Sex.

You gotta girlfriend, friend, or sister? Had a moment where you thought you waged victory for the Male Alliance? Post your stuff here.

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So, I was looking for something sweet to eat after I had dinner, so I wanted the chocolate biscuits that my gf was eating throughout all the day. She hid them somewhere in the pantry and I didn't know where to get 'em. Went like this:

- In the pantry - "Babe, where are the Tim Tams?"

- In the lounge - "What Tim Tams?"

- In the pantry - "The ones you're eating."

- In the lounge - "What Tim Tams?" 

.....

- In the pantry - "Nevermind got it"

- In the lounge - "Hey can you get me a Tim Tam too?"

- Sitting down next to her and chewing on the lovely chocolate biscuit -

"What Tim Tams?"

Every time you said biscuit this is what I thought of. :?

Every day, I win epic points for the male race. Attempting to capture the awesome in a forum post would be a disservice to my great works.Jandurin

Every day, I win epic points for the male race. Attempting to capture the awesome in a forum post would be a disservice to my great works.Jandurin

Truly, I have none... not at this moment ... at least. :P

You gotta girlfriend, friend, or sister? Had a moment where you thought you waged victory for the Male Alliance? Post your stuff here.

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So, I was looking for something sweet to eat after I had dinner, so I wanted the chocolate biscuits that my gf was eating throughout all the day. She hid them somewhere in the pantry and I didn't know where to get 'em. Went like this:

- In the pantry - "Babe, where are the Tim Tams?"

- In the lounge - "What Tim Tams?"

- In the pantry - "The ones you're eating."

- In the lounge - "What Tim Tams?" 

.....

- In the pantry - "Nevermind got it"

- In the lounge - "Hey can you get me a Tim Tam too?"

- Sitting down next to her and chewing on the lovely chocolate biscuit -

"What Tim Tams?"

 

FrozenLiquid

 You may have won the battle, but you'll lose the war. 8)

But LOL, what you did was great. 

I'm too weak against the other sex, if my ex-girlfriend and most friends didn't have to look so good and me being so perverted/horny, I would had done something for the Male Alliance.

My sister doesn't count because she loves to go out with her friends and such, a lot of times she'll be gone for hours.

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Every day, I win epic points for the male race. Attempting to capture the awesome in a forum post would be a disservice to my great works.jg4xchamp

How fast did she get over it? You sucker punched her! 

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]Every day, I win epic points for the male race. Attempting to capture the awesome in a forum post would be a disservice to my great works.FrozenLiquid

How fast did she get over it? You sucker punched her! 

well one crude yet hilarious thing i did was perform a dutch oven to a gf. lol

to another girl i dated i asked her if she could touch her elbows behind her back. muahaha. she got what i was doing right after she tried for a couple of seconds and i got a playful slap for it. 

to another girl i dated i asked her if she could touch her elbows behind her back. muahaha.

Ontain

For any who do not know I am a huge fan of Gengar.

I had this Gengar from Burgar King with light up red eyes.

It was about 2 am my wife was sleeping. I take the Gengar turn it on so the first thing she sees when waking up will be these two red eyes looking down on her. So I made some sound she saw the eyes, She scream and scream and scream even after I cut on the light in the bedroom she kept screaming. It had to take at least 5 minutes till she stop screaming and another 2 hours before she would go back to sleep. 

well one crude yet hilarious thing i did was perform a dutch oven to a gf. lol

to another girl i dated i asked her if she could touch her elbows behind her back. muahaha. she got what i was doing right after she tried for a couple of seconds and i got a playful slap for it. 

 

Ontain

well one crude yet hilarious thing i did was perform a dutch oven to a gf. lol

Ontain

I just had to look up what a Dutch Oven was, funny 

to another girl i dated i asked her if she could touch her elbows behind her back. muahaha. she got what i was doing right after she tried for a couple of seconds and i got a playful slap for it. 

Ontain

OMG YES!!!!!!

I use to do that way back in the day in high school hahahaha. It use to go well and was damn successful piece of flirtation until my mates and I did it too much that pretty much every girl in every school knew what it was about. Some girls are pretty uh, "skilled" at it if you know what I mean lol.

Actually, Imma try do it to my gf tonight. Haha that brings back so many memories! 

Now that I think about it, girls in uniform trying to touch their elbows behind their back must've been weird to the general public =S

For any who do not know I am a huge fan of Gengar.

I had this Gengar from Burgar King with light up red eyes.

It was about 2 am my wife was sleeping. I take the Gengar turn it on so the first thing she sees when waking up will be these two red eyes looking down on her. So I made some sound she saw the eyes, She scream and scream and scream even after I cut on the light in the bedroom she kept screaming. It had to take at least 5 minutes till she stop screaming and another 2 hours before she would go back to sleep. 

HarlockJC

Ha sorta reminds me of the time when I was young and I just finished watching an alien abduction documentary, and I didn't wanna go to sleep that night. My sister was making fun of me about how I was scared of something that's not real etc etc but they're gonna get me anyway and I was really get owned that night. So she runs of laughing into her room, and then comes out screaming again. My first instinct: omg there's an alien in there. But she was screaming and on the verge of crying coz there was a weta (looks like a mean looking locust? Google it), sitting on her bedsheets. Man, was my xenophobia cured that night as I got into the room, picked the weta up and chased her around with it, and when I got bored, put it back on her bed then went to sleep. 

I got grounded by my parents for disturbing their sleep that night. But damn, was it freakin' worth it.

And incidentally enough, I had a dream about weta aliens and we had a blast killing everyone O.o

Wow, you guys are good, I need to start taking advice from you guys, defintely Ontain.:lol:

The elbow behind the back trick is so rediculousaly effective if the person you ask is drunk. I mean good god this one girl didn't even understand what was going on :Pjg4xchamp

Good move. That was a rather dickish thing for her to say. Also, how was Law Abiding Citizen. Any good?Hoffgod

Besides its Gerrard Butler finding out completely awesome ways of killing people and it has thought provoking morals that it teaches like

Don't work for Jamie Foxx

Don't **** with Gerrard Butler

:P

[QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Good move. That was a rather dickish thing for her to say. Also, how was Law Abiding Citizen. Any good?jg4xchamp

Besides its Gerrard Butler finding out completely awesome ways of killing people and it has thought provoking morals that it teaches like

Don't work for Jamie Foxx

Don't **** with Gerrard Butler

:P

Especially if ******* with Gerard Butler involves murdering his wife and kids.:P