oh god.... here are some classic quotes from other reviews....
Super Mario RPG
"Who the heck is booster? Who knows?"
"the princess is a feisty gal!"
"don't mess with the princess, she doesn't like to play games. But we like to play this one"
Xenogears
"shoddy graphics"
"the dull townsfolk who like to yammer on in endless conversations"
"you can't even stop a conversation once you've started it. You're forced to sit there and listen."
"the game also suffers from way too many encounters with enemies"
"xenogears can be called a less glamorous version of the ****c final fantasy 3"
Super Metroid
"you fly to planet zebes. Things have changed since the last time you were there. The weather is different and an awkward silence stills the atmosphere, creating a sense of deadness."
"you will battle new life forms beyond your WIIIILDEST nightmares!"
"INCREDIBLE FUN!"
"you will love this game dearly. Your game heart will beat because of it"
Tomb raider 2
"we have a challenge for eidos. In tomb raider 3, create a story where lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama."
Pokemon
"acadamy award-winning character development" (he did NOT just say that.....)
this guy... he doesn't review games, he describes them! each review is like 2 mins long, and he spends 1:30 mins narrating the game's story and adding in little bits. then he gives the game his highly flawed appraisal based on..useless marking criteria.
and he's always talking about the cinema/FMVs, rating them more highly that the ACTUAL game.
who is this guy? i'm stunned.
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