Flappy Bird

I was like you once, browsing the App Store, searching for Flappy Bird. I was warned. I was told about Flappy Bird but I smiled and thought 'it's just a game, how bad can it be?' So I got it. I got Flappy Bird. Some Games are addictive such as Temple Run and other Games. This is life ruining addictive. I haven't slept, I used to sleep like a baby. Now I can't. I lay in bed, I can hear Flappy Bird taunting me to try and beat my score again. When I close my eyes I see Flappy Bird. I haven't eaten. I see Flappy Bird in the food on my plate. I hear him in the voices of those I love. I feel him within me. I now understand that Flappy Bird is no Bird. Flappy Bird is Satan. Flappy Bird ruins your life. It takes away all enjoyment and happiness and leaves you paralyzed, suffering and starving. Flappy Bird also leaves you angry, I have developed anger problems through Flappy Bird. It has caused me to punch walls, scream, throw shoes and even bite my phone. I hate Flappy Bird. but at the same time I love Flappy Bird. once you download Flappy Bird there is not escape. Flappy Bird will stay with me forever.