This is like an MLB player hitting a home run.... at a pee wee baseball game...

User Rating: 10 | Centipede & Millipede X360
Oh yeah, Centipedes and Millipedes. I don't like them very much, they look wierd and they look dangerous. I saw a guy get mauled to death by millipedes, and you may think that's not possible.... well, you're right. What the hell though. It could happen. Story:

The story of the game is interesting. It's epic in scale. Steven Spielberg locks himself in a closet do to the sheer scale of the story line. A little ship needs to shoot various giant bugs, I'm guessing from some other planet, and you're doing this constantly. That right there just beat out Saving Private Ryan. Yeah, that's right. A game named after a bug is better than Saving Private Ryan. I was so shocked at the quality of the story, I am currently petitioning a novelization and motion picture for this game. Don't worry, it's not going to Uwe Boll. 10/10

Graphics:

Poor textures and muddy colors make this game great. Why? Because the title is named after a bug, which are often in "muddy" places and the poor textures I think are an artistic statement, on par with Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa or the Last Supper. You see there are a few things I know:

1. I am not on drugs 2. I know my art.
3. I know my video games.

So the graphics are amazing.

10/10

Sound:

Outstanding. I have never ever heard such great music before. I like it how they got Edward Norton to voice over the game. 10/10

Gameplay:

Sucks extremely. Come on a bug? Good effort though (not really).

10/10

So in the end, what do I think of this game? Well I think what a centipede thinks about it. Nothing.