This game has many flaws and yet it is perfect.

User Rating: 9.1 | Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue XBOX
As a child my daddy didn't love me, so I had to turn my awkward sexual identity confusion inwards, thus, I spent a good majority of my shameful childhood playing with Barbie Dolls. You could collect Barbie Dolls, show them to your friends, trade them at sleepover parties until your friends found out that you weren't actually gay and weren't comfortable sleeping in the same room anymore. Barbie Dolls were great because you could fulfill all your greatest fantasies. You could be a rockstar, a millionaire, or even a horse racer. This game helped me live out these fantasies.

Gameplay (10/10)
I never imagined that riding horses could be so much fun. I've always wanted a pony ever since I was a little boy but my father said I was too much of a fruit already. He doesn't understand how manly horses really are. In the medieval ages a horse was a war animal, and I'm told war is extremely manly. Not that I like war, but when I think of a dark knight riding on a black horse coming to take me away it just gets me so excited. Of course, I'd prefer a dark valkyrie instead, because that's like a female knight. Female knights are so cute. I enjoyed the gameplay in Barbie Horse Adventure.

Graphics (8/10)
Barbie just might have the most realistic skin texture I've seen in any game. I have to wonder what moisturizer she uses. Every time I see Barbie's supple skin it's as if I can feel it, the smooth warm feel of it, like Jean-Claude van Damme's rippling biceps. I've never actually seen a horse in real life so I can't say whether the horse graphics are good or bad, but I'll assume they're good for the purposes of this review. The trees are stunningly realistic but I felt that the vampires looked a little kitsch.

Sound (8/10)
When Barbie speaks it is absolutely magical. Clearly, the people who made this game spent a lot of time auditioning voice actors for the part (the end result, I must say, can really hit a high note). The sound quality is stellar, and the dull thump of the horses hooves reminds me of the farm my dad used to take us to while mother was out of town. The stream sounded like water and the desert sounded like sand. Sometimes, I like to crank the volume all the way up and play the game in the middle of the night without lights on.

Value (7/10)
Value is somewhat of an important subject to me, having recently been relieved of half my belongings. I swore to God it wasn't a set-up marriage, but she just wouldn't see reason. The cable guy was just a friend. Sometimes friends drink together, and sometimes when people get drunk they pass out. That's it. End of story. I guess then I shouldn't complain about this game's price, but I truly and honestly believe it was actually worth around eighty bucks. Buying it for the amount I did was equivalent to highway robbery. I felt so guilty I had to pay the extra money to the Rescue Mission of Trenton. I would recommend anyone who wants to donate to charity to donate to the RMT. It's some sort a gay orphanage, and if anyone in this world needs our help it's them.

Final Score (10/10)
This game may have flaws but I wholeheartedly would say that it is completely perfect. Not a single thing wrong about it. Though I would like the certain glaring problems fixed, I am content with saying that this game has no flaws. If only this game changed a few key matters it would be the best game ever made, and believe you me, it is. I recommend this game to anyone who has a soul.