Where's Shanker?

Wow, it sure is quiet here. Where's Shanker? All the dude does all day is talk trash about how he's going to humiliate me, but he can't even stop running his yap long enough to grace the Smack Talk Blog with his weak brand of talk? I don't know about you, but that sure seems like a sure sign that he knows a demoralizing defeat is in his future. So because Shanker can't pull himself together long enough to actually make the effort to write something I'm going to go ahead and write what I think he would write.

"Hey everyone, this is Shanker. You might know me as the guy from SportsGamer who looooooves him some Kobe Bryant. No? How about the guy that still hasn't come to grips with the Buffalo Bills losing all four of those Super Bowls? Yeah? That's what I'm talking about. So here's the deal: I'm going to whip Aaron's butt in Madden tomorrow because...well, he can't beat me all the time can he? Don't answer that. Now, Aaron will probably try and tell you that the only reason I took The Giants was so that I would have a pre-made excuse for when he beats me. Just between you and me--that's true--but I'll never admit it publicly. You know, I really don't care if I lose the game because this whole process has allowed me to spend more time hanging out with Aaron. I really want to be like him because he's so friggin' cool so this has been like a dream come true for me. Uhhh, this is like a lot of work for me so I've got to wrap this up. Wish me luck tomorrow! I'm going to need it!"

Horrible eh? Now we know why Shanker hasn't gotten around to writing anything. I was just hoping he'd post something here so he'd take a few minutes off from spewing an endless stream of babbling nonsense to anyone that has the misfortune of walking by his desk. Ah well, I guess I'll have to quiet him down with an old-fashioned butt kicking. Be sure to tune in tomorrow to witness the fury!