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Gabe Newell Is a Boss in This New Indie Game

[UPDATE] Valve approves.

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[UPDATE] According to a tweet from developer Powerhoof, Valve is on board with Crawl using a Gabe Newell character as a boss.

The original story is below.

Indie game Crawl is adding a secret new boss character: Valve managing director Gabe Newell.

Developer Powerhoof recently revealed the new addition to the game, which has been in early access on Steam since last year, with an animated GIF showing off Newell (below). Because this was seen by much of the world on April Fools' day, this was presumed by many to be a joke. In fact, it isn't, as designer Barney Cumming has clarified that the blog post announcement was actually posted on April 2 in Melbourne, Australia.

Cumming described the addition of Newell to the game as having "been at the top of my list since the very start." If all goes according to plan, he'd be added in Crawl's next update.

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However, Powerhoof evidently didn't ask either Newell or Valve for permission to use the former's likeness; it was only after it began attracting the attention of the media that Cumming emailed Newell for the thumbs up.

In the email, which Cumming shared on Powerhoof's blog, he presents the case for adding Newell. This includes the fact that he would be Crawl's most powerful character, an exchange of pictures so that Cumming's likeness can be used in Valve's games, and an offer to get the developers of Crossy Road to add Newell's favorite animal to the game. Cumming also argues, "The transformation implies your more recent bearded look is actually your Super Saiyan form."

Oh, and he says "please."

"I always got the impression Gabe would be cool with stuff like this, but when a big company is involved who knows what kind of crazy reasons they'll have, so at least I can say I tried!" Cumming said of the email.

Newell has yet to respond, at least publicly, nor has Valve responded to GameSpot's request for comment.

Crawl is a multiplayer dungeon crawler where one player assumes the role of the hero while others control traps and monsters. At this point, its multiplayer is limited to local play only, though online support is described as "a possibility."

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He will be removed for one reason or another. Though I would buy this game just to fight him , a digital him of coarse .

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I see you have loads and loads of free time. If you couldn't understand my comment just move on. I'm sure most people on here understood what I said.

Ps. Of coarse of coarse of coarse of coarse of coarse

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Is a joke with no punch line really a joke though ? Of coarse not!

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I think Gaben will be ok about people killing his pixel version.

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i don't know if i should laugh or feel sorry for the dev's name. i can't even type it without gamespot censoring it >.>

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I don't know about the legal standing of this... even without his permission, couldn't get get away with this under Fair Use? Gaben is a public figure.

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<< LINK REMOVED >> Parody, maybe. Fair Use isn't going to apply here since it's clearly for profit and arguably not parody.

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This is why PC has low standards. Even lower than the Wii U.

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Wow, he got FAT!

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Damn, that combo in that gif lol

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If you defeat him he capitulates and makes Half-Life 3?

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Damn, Gabe is pretty light on his feet. I would have never guessed that.

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Sounds like an attempt to grab attention for his game, I could be wrong though. Looks decent enough anyways

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I love the animation work. The already awesome Crawl just got awesomer.

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I can't help but wonder if he has taken a math course to learn how to count ot three?

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Great animations!

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To catch a Gaben....

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"At this point, its multiplayer is limited to local play only, though online support is described as "a possibility.""

Sounds like they've been hanging out with Nintendo too much.

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"an exchange of pictures so that (his) likeness can be used in Valve's games"


...What a [redacted].
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Gabe probably never moved that fast in his life.

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What will he do? steam sale me to death?

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lol, cool.

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There's no vanquishing St Gaben-sama, the player is tasked with an unreasonable quest!

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Well, saying please is a lot better than threatening to kill him.

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If its free, its cool, if he wants to charge money, then Lord Gaben will send this ill informed Indie wannabe straight to the depths of heII.

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<< LINK REMOVED >> Crawl costs $9.99, is still in Early Access, and currently has a Steam user review rating of Overwhelmingly Positive.

I doubt having to pull Gabendorf here will sink the project. It's just one boss fight.

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