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philMcCrevis
philMcCrevis

dude gets fatter every episode...yo mate, run to work

Detriiment
Detriiment

Microsoft is a fucking joke. GG noob xbox owners.

kbaily
kbaily

That last bit felt like a Monty Python sketch.

ShinjiEx
ShinjiEx

Let me get this straight PlayStation has all the same games Xbox has give or take... but PlayStation has better 1st party software support and hardware quality... okay why are we still talking about Xbox these days?

TheGeneral126
TheGeneral126

If there is any justice in this world, someone will upload photos of Microsoft employees playing Kinect games in their underwear.  It could be a disgruntled employee at a game publisher or a malware writer who finds a security hole in the Xbone's web browser or other software.

duuuuuuude1
duuuuuuude1

Johnny looks like a History Channel's Vikings reject.

DreamsofGreen
DreamsofGreen

That was good stuff Johnny, as funny as always

stev69
stev69

Lmfao when you put into speech caps as shouting, you would think GS is a fuckin tourettes sufferers self help site. 

jezzalanco
jezzalanco

you guys make playing games fun again ahahahahahahaha

Runock
Runock

Anyone else want a 3 min version of the opening song to jam too?

bgghgubcjhgknjk
bgghgubcjhgknjk

correction User name, the genesis vs snes war was the most pointless one

Earthen80
Earthen80

That last bit with the Xbox... Fell of my chair laughing, good stuff.

HELLO! I'M AN XBOX!

Sonicgod
Sonicgod

I cant tell if this show is using racist stereotypes to mexicans or british people or both at the same time.


Or racist to the xbox 360 since the black one got dropped and the white ones did not and there was only one white xbox 360.

macaque12
macaque12

Great! Now I'll dream I'm a Xbox...


PS* please never stop making this show

cuk2uk
cuk2uk

do this show more often mannnn.

Regression
Regression

I'm really starting to love the paranoia now.  I used to just think you guys were just crazy.  Don't get me wrong, you totally are, but you're primarily great entertainment.  I'm not going to pretend that there hasn't been a conspiracy or two carried out, but wow, do you guys hear yourselves?  I want you to get your friends to record you talking about how Microsoft is trying to document your heartbeat and send that information to people who care about the heartbeats of fat assholes (no such thing) and I want them to play that recording back to you, so you, fat asshole, can hear it.  Did you see the same video I did?  Does Don Mattrick look like the kind of guy capable of unspeakable evils and mayhem?  What possible information are they going to gather other than the complete absence of vagina in your households, night after night after night?


Here's the thing, ok?  If they do want to record us, if they do want to put chips in our bodies that control our brains, make us zombies, or create robots with artificial intelligence that destroy us... wouldn't that at least make the world more interesting than.. I dunno, whatever your current existence is?  1099 dipshits (me included) having debates over gaming consoles spying on us?  Armageddon doesn't have to be a glass half empty thing.  It could be terrific.  Even at the expense of my painfully painful death, if it meant that human beings could get back to basics and stop wasting brain cells on the most trivial shit like which lame, soulless company has the best console, why doesn't Carolyn Petit take hormone pills, why is Obama destroying your great white earth?  Let it go, let us seep back into the earth in a few million sinkholes, realize there is no God, and be farted back out into the atmosphere in a cloud of self-righteous dust, ok?  Let it happen because the world needs a doucheing, and if a lame-ass Microsoft game console is the beginning of the end, we should obviously give it nothing but respect for getting the ball rolling on us lol.  Please, evil secretive earth destroying Microsoft, record us, document us, summarize us, and after a good laugh, send that information back to us, for we know not what we are.

lilj2626
lilj2626

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lilj2626
lilj2626

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reborn007
reborn007

sooo ummm he used our comments.....and then tried to play us...while he had that hair cut though...your rude sir ...you are rude


KorialFox
KorialFox

It is staggering how close to truth the "rich boy talk" actually was! Isn't even having a console, HD tv and videogames already pretty expensive? My point is, when you can buy a console with all the fancy stuff, is it so impossible to make money for the other one? Isn't console gaming especially just for the selected few who have money for it? Not sure what is my opinion about this, but it does seem worth thinking... 

hitechno
hitechno

Sony and Microsoft are going to be implementing the same rules and features. Regardless of what they say at public meetings, they will more or less be doing the same kind of thing. The only console which is in the interests of the public is the Wii U, but unfortunately, there are really no games worth buying, and Nintendo has been very lazy about it. We may be facing the great video game market crash of 2014.

Imperiusmax
Imperiusmax

I have to say from what I heard about it so far the Xbox1 seems to be quite a dud. Looks like i will be buying a PS4 this time . Sorry Master chief. 

gouveia
gouveia

i have decide long ago i wont buy the next gen xbox, im from europe and theres nothing on xbox for me.

and sonys exclusive games are way better, so if your not in the USA i dont see the point on getting an xbox. well the market says im right anyway xbox is only big in the USA.


SpaceDr00ze
SpaceDr00ze

Hey guys, I know this is going to sound absolutely crazy right now, but hear me out. What if, I mean, really, what if, they were showing people all of the features of the Xbone at the conference, but WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THEM? Wouldn't that be crazy? I mean, we could just watch TV on our TVs and whatnot, No Xbox needed. Then, we could use the Xbox to play games.

Call me a dreamer.

dom28
dom28

@Regression You are whats wrong with today's economy. You are just like every other fool out there who thinks they understand and know everything that's going on in the world, writes a paragraph or two full of mindless babble to catch the readers attention, and thinks he/she knows everything their talking about. Things need to change, and unfortunately man, you are part of the problem. It's embarrassing how people these days give up their freedoms and rights so easily, and then make a joke about it. Your like a walking slave lol. Least there are people in this world unlike you who take their privacy and rights seriously. Enjoy being treated like cattle.

Dannystaples14
Dannystaples14

@Regression Oh man I wish you had said this last week. You would have been on the show for sure, and you would have no doubt made it longer.

RighteousWoman
RighteousWoman

@Regression Couldn't agree more. Being paranoid and believing in conspiracies is one thing but these people are taking it to a whole new level. Its tinfoil hat level crazy, lol. I do agree tho, it has been extremely entertaining to say the least. 1984 here we come, lol.

cpfast
cpfast

@lilj2626 you lost me at "FYI"... i hope you dont speak like that too

JangoF-76
JangoF-76

@lilj2626 Take your caps lock off, go back to school and learn how to string a coherent sentence together.

ggregd
ggregd

@lilj2626 Seriously?  Ain't nobody got time to try to decipher that.

unwell-7
unwell-7

@KorialFox when you say "the selected few who have money for it" do you mean that console gaming is for the people who have money to buy both systems? or only one? because the original idea behind console gaming, if I'm not mistaken, is to buy 1 entertainment system for the family. i don't know about you but I don't bleed gold and crap diamonds. spending on 1 next gen alone is considered a bit wasteful for MANY gamers, but spending on two is just irresponsible regardless of how you try to defend it. you won't even have enough time in the entire week to make your money's worth in playing both consoles. you will most likely decide to spend most of your time playing one console, making the other one a major waste of money. so no my gold bleeding diamond crapping friend, your point is far from the truth. 

unwell-7
unwell-7

@hitechno i don't know about you, but what sold me to PS3 was the fact that you can play online for free while you needed to pay a subscription fee for the XBOX 360. I am hoping that Sony stays true to their heritage and does the opposite of what Microsoft is doing with the XBOX one.

unwell-7
unwell-7

@Imperiusmax I feel sorry for you, for having wasted all that money on Microsoft's money siphoning products. Finally, you have been liberated. Better late than never I guess.

cuk2uk
cuk2uk

@gouveia Do they not sell xbox games in Europe or something o.o?


SambaLele
SambaLele

@SpaceDr00ze And use a controller to interact with the console's OS, not have to use Kinect for that purpose... not  have to pay the fee to activate a used game... not have to subscribe to Live Gold to use all the advertised features, and to play games online... and if the internet connection was also optional.

Man, you really are a dreamer.

RighteousWoman
RighteousWoman

@unwell-7 @KorialFox You have to be f'ing kidding me, lol. Buying 2 consoles is just irresponsible? That has to be the most ridiculous statement I have ever heard. First off, who are you to judge what other people do with their money. 2nd, these consoles have been out for a LONG times. It would be very easy to buy one console and then wait a couple years and buy another. If you honestly think spending 300 dollars every couple of years is a lot of money.....well, its time to get a new job. As long as people can afford it, WHICH MANY PEOPLE CAN, there is absolutely nothing irresponsible about buying multiple consoles and trying to suggest otherwise just makes you look like a jealous idiot. Wow, it just never ceases to amaze me how idiotic some of the comments rare that come out of the gaming crowd. Its really no wonder why the gaming community at large gets so little respect. Its irresponsible to buy more than one console, lol. Unbelievable!

cuk2uk
cuk2uk

@unwell-7 @KorialFox buying any console is a stupid idea anyway. Pc games are cheaper they can be acquired digitally thus preventing excess waste and also if game were to be developed for the pc only that would shorten the development time and we would have great game more often

hitechno
hitechno

@unwell-7 I'll try and find the link again, but pretty sure Sony already stated that PS4 online play will no longer be free due to everything being on the cloud. My question is are they going to have two options, like a Silver and Gold kind of thing, or just straight up paying for any features such as updates and dlc. Either console you choose, next gen is no longer free to play online.

cuk2uk
cuk2uk

@SambaLele @SpaceDr00ze a fee for used games is a good thing it will prevent retailers from making money of used games while not giving a single cent to the developers or publishers. Currently devs and publishers are loosing more money due to retailers that PC games due to piracy.

RighteousWoman
RighteousWoman

@JangoF-76 @unwell-7 @RighteousWoman Yeah imagine that, people deciding for themselves what to spend their money on. Its borderline .....well, irresponsible, lol. The sheer audacity of trying to tell someone they are irresponsible because they purchased 2 consoles, its nothing short of mind blowing.

RighteousWoman
RighteousWoman

@unwell-7 @RighteousWoman LOL, hand down the dumbest statement I have yet to hear in regards to gaming. Its irresponsible to buy multiple consoles, lol. Grow up and get a real job. Yep, that's right I mentioned jobs again. Anyone with an opinion this warped must have a crappy job. 

unwell-7
unwell-7

@RighteousWomanOh and another thing, telling people to "get a new job" is not only moronic but also immature.  So think twice before using that in your argument you ignoramus.

unwell-7
unwell-7

@RighteousWoman Yes it is irresponsible. Assuming that a next gen console is $500 each, with each game being $60, buying TWO next gen consoles is a totally irresponsible way of spending money. Why? Because as I said earlier, you are most probably going to be polarized to spend most of your time with one console, making the other an expensive dust collector. This point alone blasts a gigantic hole in your already hollow argument. And, in actuality, I have no idea whose ass your righteous head's been stuck in, but the majority of gamers consider next gen price points to be hell of a lot expensive and thus prefer to stick to one console. That is the reason why console wars are still going on to this date. If"MANY PEOPLE," as you say, can afford multiple consoles, then console wars should virtually be extinct. But last time I checked, they are still going on. Also, call me an irresponsible idiot if you want, but at least I and many of my fellow gamers are not wasteful and irresponsible idiots. Or at least, not as wasteful and irresponsible as you.