Turok Sized Poo Bomb

User Rating: 1 | Turok: Rage Wars N64
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Name: Turok: Rage Wars

Platforms this game is available on: N64/GBC

Platform that this game is being reviewed on: N64

Publisher: Acclaim

Developer: Acclaim

Genre: Action/FPS

Difficulty: Hard

Learning Curve: 30 Minutes

Number of Players: 4

Online Players: None

Online Modes: None

Offline Modes: Competitive/ Couldn't tell if there was a **** Story Mode (Sad Huh?)

Release Date: 10/31/1999

ESRB Rating: M

ESRB Description: Animated Violence

Score: 1 out of 10

I've played all the Turoks for the N64 they were all Perfect but for the exception of this game. I can't see any real story in it all you do is go around and kill people the only good side to it is the weapons they have some cool weapons and the second weapon modes they have are awesome functions this game has little replay value and is just really plain boring I'm sorry I can't say much about this except don't get this game unless you collect Turok games or you want to inflict pain on yourself by playing it over and over again it gets the lowest score possible. It gets a 1 out of 10, why doesn't gamespot have a 0 out of 10 option? it gets a M for Animated Violence. So if you see this game and you don't collect Turok avoid this game like the **** plague.

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